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Drunk/High at school thread

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Crux
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snowpeck asked for it.

Let's hear your crazy stories NS
Oct 17 2016 9:20AM
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littleman34
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Headless-GToday i was so high that i shaved in class


Hopefully you mean your face. Right?
Nov 4 2016 2:06PM
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Headless-G
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gypsy_kidHopefully you mean your face. Right?


Yeah totally dude
Nov 4 2016 2:09PM
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Pataguccimane
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Just saw this thread right after I got out of my math discussion.

Needless to say I was super baked and had no idea what I was doing.

My discussion teacher asked us how the past weekend was and nobody said anything except for me when I let out a "aw yee it was good my dude" and I've never felt so awkward so I went back to doodling in my notes for the rest of the period.

But now I'm going to go get some dank ass food so we're chillin.
Nov 4 2016 3:15PM
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zard_gawd
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Junior year I had this environmental science class that would go out in the woods for two hours once a week to do studies. It also happened to fall on the day of the week I got to come in a few hours late so I used to get cheeched before school and then walk around in a stream with waders on for a while in the woods during class. fun times
Nov 5 2016 6:21PM
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littleman34
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I figured this thread was the right place to share this story, so here we go:

I was once caught for smoking weed at school. There was a big sesh at lunch (around 15 people) just a few blocks from our school. We were all hella stoned going back to class and unluckily nobody had viseen. One dude got caught by his teacher which leaded to him snitching on almost everyone at the sesh. We were all stoned as fuck getting lectured by our principal and he confiscated most the drug paraphernalia. He must have got an ounce from us plus grinders, bongs, ect.

Upside was we were all suspended for the next day which I spent getting blazed at home in front of the TV.
Nov 6 2016 4:07PM
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tac0.slayer
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Last day of junior year, my friend pulled out a 4g cookie out of his backpack in front of our sound engineering teacher in the middle of class. We then proceeded to split it 3 ways at our table in front of the class and eat it

Wasn't really feeling anything (obviously) until about an hour later in the middle of weights and agility class, when it hit hard and I ended up dropping a 45lbs dumbbell on this kids toe in the middle of a set...
Nov 8 2016 3:20AM
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crunchy
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Headless-GYeah totally dude


tac0.slayerLast day of junior year, my friend pulled out a 4g cookie out of his backpack in front of our sound engineering teacher in the middle of class. We then proceeded to split it 3 ways at our table in front of the class and eat it

Wasn't really feeling anything (obviously) until about an hour later in the middle of weights and agility class, when it hit hard and I ended up dropping a 45lbs dumbbell on this kids toe in the middle of a set...


y not shave ur dick
Nov 8 2016 5:30AM
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akt416
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safe to say that didn't happen ^
Nov 8 2016 11:41AM
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Crux
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Bump
Nov 17 2016 2:59PM
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daannnnieel
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CruxBump


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Nov 17 2016 3:02PM
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Crux
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supermagician__why


To get more responses on this thread?
Nov 17 2016 3:02PM
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CruxTo get more responses on this thread?


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Nov 20 2016 8:11AM
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hoodratz47
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Way back when. Sometimes at lunch Wed go hookah and have a drink. One time my buddy had way way too much. And at the next class. His idea to hide the booze smell was to put some dip in. Well about halfway through class he just up and barfs all over his desk and the girl infront... yeah he got busted.


Another time I was hammered in PE. And the teacher (who for some reason liked me) was like "Noyes. I know your drunk. Walk home and never pull this abit again" I got lucky
Nov 21 2016 12:09AM
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zard_gawd
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hoodratz47Way back when. Sometimes at lunch Wed go hookah and have a drink. One time my buddy had way way too much. And at the next class. His idea to hide the booze smell was to put some dip in. Well about halfway through class he just up and barfs all over his desk and the girl infront... yeah he got busted.


Another time I was hammered in PE. And the teacher (who for some reason liked me) was like "Noyes. I know your drunk. Walk home and never pull this abit again" I got lucky


hahaha I used to keep a water bottle full of rum in my gym locker for whenever we played dodgeball
Dec 8 2016 12:05AM
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clorox
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People in my school use dab pens in the bathrooms like all the time.
Dec 8 2016 11:29AM
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LiquorLanch
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Back during freshmen year we would smoke bowls in the mansion then head on over to class stoned as hell. There were a lot of lectures I had no idea what was going on...
Dec 8 2016 11:57AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Used to steal bottles of wine from safe way on late arrival days and get pretty shitcanned. Lucky we never got caught. Also used to get so high on spice I would have to sit in the bathroom the whole period freaking out. I smoked weed every. Single. Day. Usually two or three times during a school day. Once before, once during our break between 2nd and 3rd period, once more at lunch between 5th and 6th. We used to just walk down the street to the park and there would always be a few kids seshing.
Dec 8 2016 3:14PM
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Yung_Jimmy
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My school isn't a prison but it's not as bad as some of the others in this thread. We can't leave during school hours but we're allowed to carry backpacks and shit and there are places nobody really goes, so most people in my school just use dab pens and edibles. Bringing alcohol in gatorade bottles is pretty common too, but my school has gotten stricter because these 2 retarded sophomores got caught second day of school in the bathroom with half a bottle of Captain on them. It really does suck when other people ruin the fun for everybody.
Dec 8 2016 8:05PM
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_nickberg_
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story time if anyone cares for a funny story.
Junior year me and my friends are smokin a few js at lunch. we then go to a local pizza shop to snag a slice before we head back to school. Side note: its decades week for a project we were doing so each day was a decade to dress up for. on this day it just so happened to be 70s day. we were all dressed up as lsd hippie heads. so sitting in the library the period after lunch my friend joe is high as a kite. john lennon shades on, tie dye shirt, and a headband to fully embrace the culture. Few minutes later, joe decides to honk in the fuckin trash can. uncontrollably laughing as he is still puking the teachers were quite confused. After that hour during passing period my friend kristen comes to me in the hallway shakes my shoulders and is like HOLY FUCK JO JUST PUKED ALL OVER THE LIBRARY! I was dying with laughter as i sat the next two classes with him to finish out the day. All in all it was a hilarious 70s day
Mar 21 2017 2:59PM
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theabortionator
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_nickberg_story time if anyone cares for a funny story.
Junior year me and my friends are smokin a few js at lunch. we then go to a local pizza shop to snag a slice before we head back to school. Side note: its decades week for a project we were doing so each day was a decade to dress up for. on this day it just so happened to be 70s day. we were all dressed up as lsd hippie heads. so sitting in the library the period after lunch my friend joe is high as a kite. john lennon shades on, tie dye shirt, and a headband to fully embrace the culture. Few minutes later, joe decides to honk in the fuckin trash can. uncontrollably laughing as he is still puking the teachers were quite confused. After that hour during passing period my friend kristen comes to me in the hallway shakes my shoulders and is like HOLY FUCK JO JUST PUKED ALL OVER THE LIBRARY! I was dying with laughter as i sat the next two classes with him to finish out the day. All in all it was a hilarious 70s day



Cool story hansel
Mar 22 2017 3:32AM
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littleman34
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When i was in gr9 my parents were all anti-drugs so i couldn't get high at home. One day i bought 7g of mushroom. The next day I ate nearly all of it before school. A lot of fucked shit happend that day but heres two highlights. I was supposed to do Photoshop in class and went on the internet to get the assignment the teacher posted, he also attached a tutorial. I was so dumb i thought the tutorial video was an online PS lol. He came over to help me and i kept bitching about the "second cursor arrow" that was controlling the program instead of my mouse cursor. Then in math the teacher asked me to read aloud, I looked at the page and saw fractals instead of letters. I tried to get out of it or stall but when it came down I just said some random shit. I remember saying something about pulling a sword out of rock.
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