Replying to How much would you buy a Shot-Ski for

A friend and I are trying to make a startup without outsourcing any work other than importing materials. Obviously this requires a lot of planning, so if you want to help read the description of the product then answer the questions below in full honesty. Any number of serious responses will have a huge impact on how we market the product

Product description
An old-fashioned/vintage style wooden shot-ski with a glossy finish. Collapses in half for storage and shipping. Comes with hanging hooks for display purposes, and comes with shot glasses with a mechanism to secure them to the ski. The brand image is based off of the product's high portrayed quality. Its primary use is to add aesthetic value to a room as a decoration and for use during special occasions. You're given the option to customize the ski with a pre-selected list of stencil designs to choose from (something small and symbolic like a black snowflake or your country's flag located in the center of the ski).

*brief reasoning behind answers is encouraged but not necessary
1) How much would you expect a product as described above to cost?
2) How much would you be willing to pay for the described product?
3) What is the first reason that comes to mind for not wanting this product? Consider all factors in your life