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ultimate owned video compilation

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tandan83
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here's a killer compilation of tons of vids of people getting owned. there's a ton



ownage!






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Feb 1 2005 1:09PM
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freestyler540
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Man I never laught that hard in my life.The rollerblader,that cat got owned big time.


Responsability,what's that?
Feb 1 2005 1:34PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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some of those were just wrong, funny stuff though


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 1 2005 1:51PM
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Craigskis
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That was so funny, ahahh the fat lady falling down the stair s
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Feb 1 2005 1:59PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Damn that was funny. At least one person in the video died- the guy getting hit by the car.
Feb 1 2005 2:08PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
someone died? damn.





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Feb 1 2005 2:09PM
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Kevo
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Yeah the one video where the kid gets hit by the car (It has MSNBC shit in the bottom of the screen.) Those kids were trying to film a 'Jackass' movie and the kid was supposed to jump over a moving car- well yeah, I am pretty sure that he died. It was national news about 2 years ago.
Feb 1 2005 2:12PM
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lanks
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ive seen 95% of that footage. still funny though. the plane landing really made me laugh.

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Feb 1 2005 2:19PM
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FLGators0621
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that was some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

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Feb 1 2005 3:27PM
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Thorvildsen
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hhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....
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Feb 1 2005 3:33PM
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Phrosty
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good lil clip show



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Feb 1 2005 3:38PM
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Anathema
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thats amazing. That football player bounced right on the top of his head... craziness.



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Feb 1 2005 3:39PM
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skipimp_
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Damn. Damn.

That was wild.

and horrible.

the best one was the killer whale... its old, but damn, its still the best.


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Feb 1 2005 3:45PM
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Astomp
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that mountain biking one made me cringe when he hits the handrail and cart wheels down the steps. oooh yuk


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Feb 1 2005 11:33PM
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neonpink
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haha the kid getting caught watching porn
Feb 2 2005 1:09AM
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CanOpener
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that dude's ski got FUCKED UP. it peeled apart and shit.
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Feb 2 2005 1:24AM
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Jessbuff
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Ya, I've seen a lot of this footy, awesome though! Kick ass song too, what's it called? Yo Lanks, check out the 7th clip in the video, look familiar. Damn automatic doors never open properly! Oh and they do, however, break much more easily!
Feb 2 2005 1:37AM
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BigRich
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i cant access the dam video!! is there a code that i have to insert?? Please help!
I have a morbid interest in this.
Feb 2 2005 9:19AM
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lipen69
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yo, the woman who fell into the hole in teh store also died, she broke her neck
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Feb 2 2005 11:29AM
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Utahpowderskier
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people dying makes it a lot less funny. I liked the killer whale one though.
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Feb 2 2005 11:46AM
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rhcp
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^that was proved to be fake
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Feb 2 2005 2:25PM
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MADr.
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what about the dude getting sucked into the plane engine? He must have died.
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Feb 2 2005 2:32PM
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Kevo
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The lady in the hole died too? Damn that sucks.
Feb 2 2005 2:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
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^who cares its still funny
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Feb 2 2005 2:33PM
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SeanHolmz
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^^No he broke multiple bones but made it out alive...


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Feb 2 2005 2:33PM
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Kevo
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What happened to cause in the video where the two people are on bikes in a city street and the biker on the right is goofing off or something and then falls flat on his face? Did he hit something?
Feb 2 2005 2:35PM
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GuerillaSki
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pure genius
Feb 2 2005 2:37PM
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Kevo
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Wow that didn't come out to well. What caused the guy on the bike to fall flat on his face at the crosswalk?
Feb 2 2005 2:38PM
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Utahpowderskier
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I remember when that guy got sucked into the jet engine. It was a big news story. I cant believe that he didnt die. Thats intense.
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Feb 2 2005 2:48PM
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Mike-O
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Ummm...are you kidding me? Wasn't the 'kid being hit by a car' just a puppet, because it bended so unnaturally, and didn't slam against the car like a heavy object would, it just flew up.

Great vid, I laughed out loud when the football player spun a 360 in the air!!!!!
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Feb 2 2005 2:51PM
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Skipig25
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That was so funny

Getting owned times forty



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Feb 2 2005 2:55PM
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freestyler540
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I loved the double flatspin by the football player.


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Feb 2 2005 2:56PM
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Mike-O
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Holy shit....Darwin Award for the car jumper..it does look legit after looking at it closely.

WHAT THE FUCK DID SOME GUY GET SUKCED INTO A JET PROPELLER!?
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Feb 2 2005 2:56PM
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Skipig25
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The guy that tried to jump on to the roof from his bike. haha



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Feb 2 2005 2:57PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Thats absolutely amazing loved it




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Feb 2 2005 3:38PM
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tandan83
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the guy that gets sucked into the jet engine lived. i saw the story on some show like real tv or something and he didnt even get fucked up too bad. his helmet broke the propellers or whatever and he went straight through





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Feb 2 2005 6:07PM
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Swirly999
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I laughed so damn hard when that ninja guy tried to do the back flip.

All of rubin's cards were marked in advance

The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.

The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums

To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum

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No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.

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Feb 2 2005 6:11PM
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Hazard
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actually the kid getting hit by the car was real it was this big news story how kids are trying to imitate JACKASS
Feb 2 2005 6:22PM
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KingShit
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Funniest shit I seen all day.

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Feb 2 2005 6:36PM
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TheWorst
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that was pretty DOP3 the best part was when the killer whale took out the kayaker... was that real?
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Feb 2 2005 8:21PM
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davidh
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right click save target as
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Feb 2 2005 9:17PM
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DrGonzo729
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the guy who ran into the window, it wasnt an automatic door, he thought it was, but you can see it off to the left
Feb 2 2005 9:23PM
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davidh
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the killer whale one is faked.
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Feb 2 2005 9:24PM
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Sdot
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Good compilation. I want to know what happened to the snowmobiler. I'll bet he got hurt REALLLLY bad, if not killed. The football ones were nothing special because the guy bouncing on his helmet. The rest have happened to probably 'most everyone who plays tackle football, myself included.


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Feb 2 2005 9:36PM
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12ParkRat60
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wow that was amazing

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Feb 2 2005 9:41PM
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scientist
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holy fuck the trials biker fuckin ate it

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Feb 2 2005 10:59PM
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Ski-hobo
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I remeber watching that snowmobiler video when it actually happened. The guy was fine.




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Feb 3 2005 12:27AM
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SteezePatrol
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Props to DavidH for puttin the link up, I couldn't get the other vid to work.

East Coast of the West Coast
Feb 3 2005 2:15AM
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SteezePatrol
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but that kinda sucks to be the guy who gets sucked into the jet engine, who dies for sure

East Coast of the West Coast
Feb 3 2005 2:15AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
No man I saw a TV show about that. He got sucked into the intake but didn't go through the turbine. He actually lived.
Feb 3 2005 3:02AM
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freeze_pooter
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^yeah
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Feb 3 2005 3:18AM
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