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Skiing pickup lines

Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059

Karma: 19,059

Posts: 2739

Addict

-do you ski at sugar bush?

-Because I'm gonna sugar your bush

-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.

"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?

Oct 3 2016 4:23PM

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bait

Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,580

Karma: 3,580

Posts: 1226

Insane

Well obviously the bomb ones from mashed potatoes.

Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.

Oct 3 2016 4:52PM

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-Robert

Posts: 2000 - Karma: 1,491

Karma: 1,491

Posts: 2000

Addict

"Nice moguls"

"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."

Instant panty droppers

Oct 3 2016 6:13PM

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arnie_grape

Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,688

Karma: 11,688

Posts: 3451

Addict

ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

Oct 3 2016 6:44PM

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milk_man

Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978

Karma: 5,978

Posts: 5252

No Life

We go together like Gus and Bobby

Oct 3 2016 6:46PM

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bait

Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,580

Karma: 3,580

Posts: 1226

Insane

My rail slides really well

Oct 3 2016 8:47PM

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coolflash8

Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048

Karma: 2,048

Posts: 3171

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ill blind 6 your downrail

Oct 3 2016 8:50PM

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rballs_

Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,991

Karma: 2,991

Posts: 709

Ridiculous

i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old

Oct 3 2016 11:34PM

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Mingg

Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,651

Karma: 49,651

Posts: 13992

Crazy Fool

rballs_i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old

this made me laugh hahaha.

Oct 4 2016 1:43AM

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marjoribanks

Posts: 44 - Karma: 144

Karma: 144

Posts: 44

Lame

It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.

Jan 18 2018 9:06PM

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theabortionator

Posts: 51749 - Karma: 163,580

Karma: 163,580

Posts: 51749

Play Ball

"Hey you, need a place to live?"

Jan 19 2018 1:36AM

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TrickyDick470

Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350

Karma: 2,350

Posts: 443

Ridiculous

"wanna see how far I can fit this ski pole up my ass?"

Jan 19 2018 12:27PM

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kingsskier

Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,150

Karma: 2,150

Posts: 6212

No Life

How do I get into your gap from the bottom of Alta?

Jan 19 2018 12:35PM

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Fuckthefuckoff

Posts: 651 - Karma: 891

Karma: 891

Posts: 651

Ridiculous

Hey sweet cheeks, I’m here to check out your buns

Jan 19 2018 3:20PM

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Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059

Karma: 19,059

Posts: 2739

Addict

"wanna make my hatchback 2002 subaru smell funny?"

Jan 19 2018 4:24PM

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iced

Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,972

Karma: 17,972

Posts: 3070

Addict

I can tear more than just an alc

Jan 20 2018 1:37PM

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safety.third

Posts: 218 - Karma: 463

Karma: 463

Posts: 218

Loner

Rennis_Deynolds-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.

"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/890426/Eastbound--amp--Down---Tight-Dick-Playa

Jan 20 2018 2:11PM

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Fuckthefuckoff

Posts: 651 - Karma: 891

Karma: 891

Posts: 651

Ridiculous

-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore

Jan 20 2018 3:31PM

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