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If pro skiers where in your family

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Steve stepp- older cousin that gives you weed and listens to dubstep - claims he went to buring man although he's probably full of shit

Adam delorme- your cool uncle that gives you money for Christmas- you see him only about once every 3 years for some reason

Nick goepper- over achieving older brother- lives in res at uni and lowkey does a fuck ton of coke in his spare time
9 years ago
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,323
Tanner hall - Misfit older brother that got into a lot of trouble with drugs and rebelled against parents.
9 years ago
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firecrotch
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 5,508
Dollo- misfit older brother that is somehow through his phase of getting high every heat and is doing better than ever
9 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14023 - Karma: 50,312
Henry/Kelly Sildaru - your younger sibling(s) who is viewed as the golden child and is way better than you at anything and everything.
9 years ago
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,209
Dennis_reynolds: illiterate younger cousin.
9 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7521 - Karma: 51,259
Tanner Hall: That one unlce who always gets too drunk, gets into heated political arguments, and makes grandma cry at family gatherings.

Chris Laker: Redneck cousin. Enjoys trucks, cope wintergreen, and mudding.

Tall T Dan: Gets drunk and tells everyone how much he loves them while crying.

Jon Brogan: The one cousin who had a falling out with his dad, left his home, and is never heard from again.
9 years ago
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Panta.Pow
Posts: 111 - Karma: 310
Candide - the one super cool uncle you see once or twice a year and you wish was your dad

TC crew - the cousins that have noone telling them what the can and can't do and end up getting hurt. you don't really have a relationship with them nor are you like them but you hang out in the backgroun when they do stupid shit
9 years ago
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sui-kide
Posts: 330 - Karma: 680
Let's keep it alive bois
7 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22736 - Karma: 76,974
hhrltfeLet's keep it alive bois


Nice bump.
7 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14023 - Karma: 50,312
Mr. Bishop: your best friends Dad who low key is more entertaining than your best friend
7 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 22,808
Magnus: that second cousin who was always a little weird but gets As in college and makes more money than your dad, never talks about it tho.

Gucciman7: your younger brother who is ‘really funny’, but actually has an undiagnosed case of autism is is always being serious all the time.
7 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 22,808
.Fryis is always being serious all the time.

redundancy... oops
7 years ago
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WildEuro99
Posts: 48 - Karma: 45
Gus Kenworthy: That cousin who has always been different and does so many rad things you just have him as a reference and want to be like him in a certain way.
7 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
hhrltfeLet's keep it alive bois


who tf bmps a dennis reynolds thread why would you want to see more of me than you already do
7 years ago
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
Simon Dumont: The cousin who thinks he's better than he is.

Dale Talkington: Your stoner brother.

Charley Ager: The uncle you want to be.
7 years ago
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,350
Hahahahah the gucciman killed me
.FryMagnus: that second cousin who was always a little weird but gets As in college and makes more money than your dad, never talks about it tho.

Gucciman7: your younger brother who is ‘really funny’, but actually has an undiagnosed case of autism is is always being serious all the time.
7 years ago
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