Replying to WE ARE ALL ALIEN HAMSTERS BE WARNED

Its true we are juat the lame petsnof aliems that keep us in fishbowl and when people think the bare being abducted they are actually being taken kit and played with and for whatever reaseon the aliens like putting stuff in our butts and they don't even give us peanutbutter first.

I WARNED ALL OF YOU!

aslo global warming is them being really bad out remebering to clean our fish bowl.
And the ice ago was when they forgot to pay the heating bill and it was winter and froze the fishbowl.
Then 70s was the one and only time the teanange alien spoked weed in the house.