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How do I catch a fox???

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User1
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Ok so my roommate and I thought it would be cool to catch a fox and keep it in the dorm as a pet. So how do I catch one of those sly mother fuckers? Also I'm a little drunk if you were wondering
Sep 12 2016 9:40PM
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Chubz.
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try and trap a raccoon i heard theyre way friendlier and smarter dorm pets than foxes.
Sep 12 2016 9:53PM
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270on420out
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Step 1. Aquire dog

Step 2. Overfeed dog so it becomes sluggish

Step 3. Have dog nap

Step 4. Set up trap on the side of the dog.

If the fox is both quick and brown, it will jump over the lazy dog and then into your trap.
Sep 12 2016 10:01PM
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JWillySkeez
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I don't know how to get foxes but if you are in a college town you may be able to catch a cougar ;)
Sep 12 2016 10:08PM
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soulskier
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I think ordering a taxidermy fox would be just as good a drunk idea
Sep 13 2016 12:00AM
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Blindsurfer
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that fox is gona fuck you up so bad. but if you really want to trap it just buy a fox trap online lol google is your friend
Sep 13 2016 6:15AM
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.Hugo.
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223 or 22-250
Sep 13 2016 9:48AM
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jca
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Play this song.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/657520/Ylvis---The-Fox--Official-music-video-HD-
Sep 13 2016 10:35AM
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CaptainObvious.
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEStep 1. Aquire dog

Step 2. Overfeed dog so it becomes sluggish

Step 3. Have dog nap

Step 4. Set up trap on the side of the dog.

If the fox is both quick and brown, it will jump over the lazy dog and then into your trap.


250/10 would read again.
Sep 13 2016 12:23PM
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HAMNATION
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trick it with bacon
Sep 13 2016 1:29PM
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crotchvent
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You have to sneak up behind it and show that you are the dominant being.
Sep 13 2016 3:50PM
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Deepskier
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Sep 13 2016 11:17PM
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whiteboi
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JWillySkeezI don't know how to get foxes but if you are in a college town you may be able to catch a cougar ;)


lol I see what you did there
Sep 14 2016 1:24AM
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clorox
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this thread is 2 edgy 4 me
Sep 14 2016 11:33AM
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