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Butt chugging

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itzki
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Ok nsg, here goes. I made a bet with my friends today. I said that i would butt chug a beer at the next party we all attend for another free beer. I'm totally cool with downing several at once normally through my mouth, no problemo. but i heard that alcohol is absorbed much more efficiently through your asshole. Basically i need advice from the frat bros of ns: do i have anything to worry about chugging a single can of beer through my ass? thank you and jah bless.
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Sep 6 2016 11:14PM
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Mingg
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well you don't have to worry about puking
Sep 6 2016 11:15PM
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itzki
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Minggwell you don't have to worry about puking


more wondering along the lines of alcohol poisoning etc, i understand its really hard to get it drinking normally, but what about up your pooper? keep in mind we'll be bonging it- i have no idea how a beer will feel going in my rectum as opposed to down my throat
Sep 6 2016 11:18PM
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soulskier
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If one were to seriously consider butt chugging, I think the first step would be to ensure that your anus is completely empty

From there, you'll probably need a solid tube of sorts that won't succumb to the pressure of your sphincter

After that I guess it'd be pretty self explanatoryou


Don't get carried away, take one up the rear and stick to oral for the rest of the night
Sep 6 2016 11:24PM
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itzki
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soulskierIf one were to seriously consider butt chugging, I think the first step would be to ensure that your anus is completely empty

From there, you'll probably need a solid tube of sorts that won't succumb to the pressure of your sphincter

After that I guess it'd be pretty self explanatoryou


Don't get carried away, take one up the rear and stick to oral for the rest of the night


nice mane, this is what i was looking for. indeed the bet is only for one so i should be alright.
Sep 6 2016 11:28PM
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McNoche
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Buddy in college did it with a Coors original. Just put a smaller hose on our beer Bong. He was drunk but nothing too crazy. You'll have greasy poop for 24 hours.
Sep 6 2016 11:55PM
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SACKEDPanda
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Did it to a mate with a broken hula hoop the other month. We lubed it up with some butter.
He was fine but i broke my ankle that night #nobeanieleftbehind
Also i don't think you would ever get alcohol poisoning for beer.
Sep 7 2016 12:34AM
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crotchvent
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After one beer you will be fine. Just dont go butt chugging a bottle of vodka or something that might kill you.
Sep 7 2016 11:06AM
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Ranch
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I'm steveo, and this is the butt chug
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pm0pz_lBcH0
Sep 7 2016 2:13PM
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270on420out
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My question is how long do you have to stay upside down to ensure the least amount of anal leakage
Sep 7 2016 6:12PM
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soulskier
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEMy question is how long do you have to stay upside down to ensure the least amount of anal leakage


Sep 7 2016 6:26PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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itzkinice mane, this is what i was looking for. indeed the bet is only for one so i should be alright.


take a tampon and soak it in vodka, put that in your pooper

if you chug a whole beer you'll get the runs for sure
Sep 7 2016 11:39PM
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TheBigApple
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Wow you people are the armpit of society.
Sep 8 2016 12:17PM
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Ranch
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TheBigAppleWow you people are the armpit of society.


least we're not the pussy of society
Sep 8 2016 12:24PM
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Rparr
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boof that shit
Sep 8 2016 12:30PM
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itzki
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TheBigAppleWow you people are the armpit of society.


You must be fun at parties!
Sep 8 2016 1:48PM
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.Hugo.
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TheBigAppleWow you people are the armpit of society.


What do you mean, you people?
Sep 8 2016 2:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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You could potentially get a yeast infection up your butthole.
Sep 8 2016 3:15PM
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Ronix
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One beer won't kill you, but don't get in the habit of butt chugging. The alcohol bypasses your liver, so your body is unable to filter the toxins.
Sep 8 2016 6:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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TheBigAppleWow you people are the armpit of society.


butthole of society
Sep 8 2016 7:13PM
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crotchvent
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RonixOne beer won't kill you, but don't get in the habit of butt chugging. The alcohol bypasses your liver, so your body is unable to filter the toxins.


Or keep doing and save your liver
Sep 8 2016 7:38PM
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