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Dennis_Reynoldsfuck dennis
No.QuarterYou're tacky and I hate you.
GORILLAWALLACEbroke ass nigga
.Hugo.Wow i wonder what you watched on tv last night
CaptainObvious.Your penis is huge and your hair is fantastic.
Turd.Fergusonwhy don't you make like a tree and fuck off
NEPTRyou only have 6k karma, why don't you ram a turd up your ferguson, pal
Lé.SkiingHow come you never run out of throwing pies? that's bullshit. there's children starving in Africa and you're wasting pies just for throwing...
Jesse_You have like 10000 post. You must have no life and spend all your fucking time by yourself in your parents basement on NS.
baitYour skis have plagiarized graphics
boozertell your mom she left her keys on my night stand
NEPTRNot only is your name boozer but you also made your profile picture a shitty ms painted beer,are you an alcoholic because you've realized that your parents keeping you in there basement all those years was for the good of society or to escape how shitty your life is?
soulskierElijah,
Your face reminds me of every man I have ever seen in a viagra commercial, ever.
Elijah.THANKS JIMBO! NOW I HAVE TO ASK, MY REAL FACE OR MY SEXY ASS E-PERSONA?
I CAN'T REALLY ROAST YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE DOPE MOTHERFUCKER. I THINK YOU MAY HAVE EVEN BEEN HERE LONGER THAN ME, WHICH IS A REALLY LONG TIME! YOU FUCKING WIZARD YOU
baitYour skis have plagiarized graphics
Elijah.OK YOU BITCHES, SADDLE UP NICE AND HIGH CAUSE THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO GET KICKED INTO FUCKING FUNLAND.
THAT SHOULD BE YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, HAPPY AS A MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET CAPSLOCK FUCKED RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE BUMBUM.
NOW LET'S GET STARTED WITH THE GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT ABOVE ME. HE'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY IN REAL LIFE, AND HE DOES A LOT OF COOL SHIT. HE HAS A REALLY GOODLOOKING GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND (WHICHEVER HE PREFERS CAUSE BEING GAY IS FUCKING RAD IN MY BOOK FRIENDO) AND HE CAN SURE COOK UP A NICE MEAL. HE PAYS FOR HIS FRIENDS TO GO TO SHIT, AND HE JUST IS A NICE FUCKING FELLER IF YOU ASK ME.
BOOM, ROASTED!