What is the funniest, most interesting, or strangest thing that has happened to you while blitzed? Doesn't have to be weed, any funny or interesting story while under the influence any drug will do.
For me probably one of the funniest/strangest things to happen to me while blazed was getting lectured on Jesus by Jehovah's Witnesses. Just finished up rippin a few moles in the backyard before I hear a knock on the door. Open it up with eyes redder than a prolapsed anuk and reekin of zee goodness too see an old man is standing there with a bible and iPad, he talked to me about religion and Jesus for a bit and eventually he asks me if I'd like to watch a video on his iPad. I struggle to say no to people while high so I agreed. He plays the video and it turns out to be one of the most stereotypical religious church marketing videos and I just find it fucking hilarious, it was like a Shutterstock had produced the video. The video was just so badly acted and artificial, I ended up biting my tongue so hard to try and not laugh it started bleeding. In the end I actually ended up joining that church and signing up for the Sunday services (which I never went to).
The other funny thing that happened to me while tripping on acid was when I saw a duck and just ended up stuck thinking about what the fuck ducks actually are for a solid hour or so. Just couch locked thinking about ducks on acid.
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