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How 2 get laid?

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.lencon
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any tips?
Sep 3 2016 10:25PM
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profa_212
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Lol sloots aren't hard to come by here man
Sep 3 2016 10:33PM
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270on420out
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Call her Scoobert Doobert. It'll drive her nuts
Sep 3 2016 10:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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stop being yourself because obviously nobody likes you.
Sep 3 2016 10:49PM
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.Hugo.
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Sounds like its finally time to admit youre a catcher, not a pitcher
Sep 3 2016 10:52PM
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.lencon
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Profahoben_212Lol sloots aren't hard to come by here man


i want a nice lady, not no block of swiss cheese
Sep 3 2016 11:01PM
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profa_212
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.lenconi want a nice lady, not no block of swiss cheese


We'll that's why you aint getting laid then
Sep 3 2016 11:06PM
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Swandog7
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Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"
Sep 3 2016 11:06PM
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.lencon
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Swandog7Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"


will try 2nite, results posted tomorrow. any other tips?
Sep 3 2016 11:07PM
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Swandog7
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.lenconwill try 2nite, results posted tomorrow. any other tips?


Mcnoche is a punching bag, tell her about the only trick and she will suck your pixie stick. To break the ice, tell her Eheath turned a flat bar into a double kink when he hit it
Sep 3 2016 11:09PM
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.lencon
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Swandog7Mcnoche is a punching bag, tell her about the only trick and she will suck your pixie stick. To break the ice, tell her Eheath turned a flat bar into a double kink when he hit it



SIG WORTHY



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Nah I don't pay for sex fam..

And thats true, guess its now or never. Jumped off 60 foot cliffs today tho and landed with the legs slightly open so idk how ill perform 2nite
Sep 3 2016 11:44PM
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Dddsz
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Take her to the candy shop, let her lick the lollipop.
Sep 4 2016 12:15AM
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Mingg
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Don't you have a girlfriend?
Sep 4 2016 12:31AM
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chacha33
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Find a high school and rev the engine of your Nissan maxima in the parking lot and do sick power slides in the snow. Works every damn time
Sep 4 2016 4:02PM
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Chubz.
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make a thread on ns about it, gets all the pinknames hot and bothered
Sep 4 2016 4:43PM
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.Rybak.
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Chubz.make a thread on ns about it, gets all the pinknames hot and bothered


Cross eyed and sweaty.
Sep 4 2016 5:03PM
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Emma_Watson
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Swandog7Whisper in her ear and say "get full tilts and Ill pee in your butt"


/thread
Sep 4 2016 6:25PM
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SammyDubz
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lower your standards
Sep 4 2016 6:31PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Pro tip on how 2 bang chicks:



Be inherently atractive
Sep 4 2016 7:27PM
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.otto.
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Dennis_ReynoldsPro tip on how 2 bang chicks:



Be inherently atractive


how not to get laid:

be dennis reynolds and spend all ur time on ns
Sep 4 2016 10:36PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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pretty much what you typed summed up
Sep 5 2016 12:36AM
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daannnnieel
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I got more girls than I wanted to get chilling with girls I was trying to get with if that makes sense. This is the advice you're looking for if you don't want a relationship lol
Sep 5 2016 3:56PM
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