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Strategies for getting laid

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chicknfriedsteak
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Things op has never done:

#1. A flawless dub 12 seatbelt

#2. Anyone

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Sep 1 2016 1:44PM
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.Hugo.
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Go for fatties
Sep 1 2016 1:56PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
There's really only one thing for you to do: Go gay.

It's proven that chicks like gay guys. Get a few boyfriends, so that you're believably gay. Have lots of sex with them. Chicks will then know you're gay, and thus "safe." Chicks will flock to you. Then you can get with them.

Pro tip: Try not to get AIDS.
Sep 1 2016 2:09PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Just ask.
9/10 of you will be called a pig or get slapped. The 1 that doesn't = Profit
Sep 1 2016 2:13PM
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270on420out
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Sep 1 2016 2:23PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Fleshlight.
Sep 1 2016 3:59PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,184
Tinder or roofies is the only way.
Sep 1 2016 4:10PM
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Deepskier
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I know a guy who was a spokesman for pudding he got it alot.
Sep 2 2016 12:40AM
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yungcigsmoker
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Step 1: Smoke cigarettes


Step 3: Don't be Asian
Sep 2 2016 1:35AM
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S.J.W
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Be a distant asshole.
Be like their dad.
Don't be ugly.
DM McNoche if all else fails. He's always keen for dick.
Sep 2 2016 4:50AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
S.J.WBe a distant asshole.
Be like their dad.
Don't be ugly.
DM McNoche if all else fails. He's always keen for dick.


You feel cool putting other people down?
Sep 2 2016 5:32AM
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Dddsz
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Have a better tinder profile than Sconnie.
Sep 2 2016 7:20AM
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S.J.W
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McNocheYou feel cool putting other people down?


Yeah I do
Sep 2 2016 8:30AM
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McNoche
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S.J.WYeah I do


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Sep 2 2016 10:59AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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McNochedown vote


down voting your down vote
Sep 2 2016 11:04AM
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McNoche
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Turd.Fergusondown voting your down vote


up voting your down vote of my down vote
Sep 2 2016 11:08AM
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McNoche
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^ see how fucking hard this is NS, fuck off and fuck all your stupid, liberal, pussy, save NS garbage. Bring back up votes
Sep 2 2016 11:10AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,261
- tell her she's pretty/beautiful(girls love that shit)
- ask her about herself (girls love to talk about themselves)
- smell good. You can't change much about your physical attractiveness but you can control your smell 100%. Not smelling like a sewer rat will help you in other aspects of life as well.
- don't go into a conversation/situation with the intention of getting laid. It helps you to not look as desperate.
Sep 2 2016 2:30PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
Be really annoying.
Throw pencils, paper, paper clips, etc at her.
Call her smelly and ugly.
Throw balls at her during recess.

Guaranteed to get your jimmy licked
Sep 2 2016 6:25PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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No.QuarterBe really annoying.
Throw pencils, paper, paper clips, etc at her.
Call her smelly and ugly.
Throw balls at her during recess.

Guaranteed to get your jimmy licked


Great tips shame I have been out of school for two years
Sep 2 2016 6:33PM
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TheDoughAbides
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wtf are you talking about youre the one who made a thread about how girls who have promiscuous sex were bad people the other day. And no, you were not fucked on pcp or whatever when you made it as you claimed.
Sep 2 2016 6:34PM
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