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Jibtech
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So I was just thinking, Gagnier full on needs a translator. Like a hot ass chick by his side translating for him.

Example:

Dumb chick with mic: 'so how does it feel to win slopestyle gold?!'
Translator Translates to french....
Gagnier response in French: 'How do you think it feels you dumb broad, what the fuck kinda question is that?!'
Translator: 'Oh it feels great!'

Man that would be good shit.










Jan 31 2005 5:53PM
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haha i love gagniers english though.. its breathtaking



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ahahahha YES!! i was thinking about taht. when i saw that i was like 'what the fuck do you think you dumbass'
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Why can't he speak english I thought he was from Canadaland?


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he is from canada but from quebec where theyre all crazy and shit



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Jan 31 2005 5:58PM
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thats cause he speaks the language of love




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Jan 31 2005 5:58PM
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Jibtech
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You guys are missing the point.

Its more about the moronic questions these ditsy interview girls ask in the finish coral than Gagniers English ablilites.










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yea the girls at the corals are amazing. they are mass produced idiots just with a set of 6 generic questions that they mindlessly adapt to anything.
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was she hott?









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its almost as cool as the announcers who have to explain waht stuff like 'swtich' and '540' and stuff mean... actually i only saw snowboard pipe, but the announcers were doin shit like that. it was awful. isnt that right cotton?
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HAHAHA yea its just like football sideline reporters now. It used to be Lynn Swann and other former pros nowsi ts all chicks runnin around down there! Thy know nuthin about what it is really like they should have had like Plake or Boyd be in the corral they would have made it fun




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Jan 31 2005 6:18PM
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wow good fucking call,, i was thinking the same thing when i saw him, he is obviously more excited than that he jsut cant speak english well enough to say it
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Jan 31 2005 6:54PM
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man that finish corral chick was retarded. If you watch closely after one particualrily stupid question that Gaganier doesn't know what to say to answer, he makes a face like 'What the fuck am I supposed to say, these are the dumbest questions ever.' Oh well.


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so, what would happen if you just started trashing on the espn chick? that would be awesome.
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Jan 31 2005 7:09PM
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Jibtech

I wonder how your interview would sound if you won an event in japan?


Jan 31 2005 7:10PM
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After some lakers game last year, one of the Guys on the floor asked Shaq about why they lost or somthing, and his response was...

Man that suite you are wearing is awful.

HAHAHAHA...










Jan 31 2005 7:10PM
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Jibtech
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it would sound like this:

ARIGATO!!!!










Jan 31 2005 7:12PM
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ryan.c
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ya she was just as bad as the others...i tohught he woulda said it doesnt feel that good to win gold, i just wanted to beat tanner so he didnt get his 4peat...
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Jan 31 2005 7:13PM
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Rogge
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i give the athletes alot of credit. i would not be thinking about the 'right thing to say' after i just hucked the best slopestyle run of my life at x-games regardless of my english language skills. im with levin on this one. It's time for these boys to get some PR's that answer questions at the bottom for them. 'Mr. Hall says he wishes Mr. Gagnier congratulations and he'll be training for the upcoming half pipe competition. No More Questions Mr. Masakella' (then T-Hall's body guard smacks the mic out of hand and masakella runs away crying)


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Jan 31 2005 7:25PM
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mckeeman
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dave...in regards to your comment about questions asked...

it seems that she just has to be a hot broad as dumb as a rock with a big set of CSL's
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Feb 1 2005 6:11AM
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undercover_skier
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dudes with time charles will respond by himself no probs give him a chance, no need for dumb chicks next to him cause he's french and they don't have them they have beautiful women by there side
btw the dude does what he comes out to do, that is to ski and win, remember gagnier = win
like some one said up there what would you say if you won in japan
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haha i would be pissed if my translator said something other than what i said.






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Feb 1 2005 9:13AM
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Hahahaa 5-9 that was funny.
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Feb 1 2005 12:22PM
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Yeah those girls are so fucking annoying. Get someone who knows what they are doing down there.

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Feb 1 2005 1:03PM
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Stryken
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Last night was like a record for most combined times that an announcer and field reporter stumbled with a sentence ever...it was ridiculous.

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Feb 1 2005 1:04PM
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well..Gagnier is french.. But why the hell did it say CAN(canadian?) when he was at the starting gate... correct me if im dumb or talking shit ur sumthin...
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the whole east side of canadia speaks french. that why you call them french candadians

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