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Planet_Captain
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I got suspended for fighting at school today. Theres this douchebag, Elliot, who always likes to talk a lot of shit, so I told him I was gonna beat the piss out of him if he didn't stop doin gay shit like prank calling my house. I guess he didn't believe me or something because he did it again, so today at school I walked up to him and just bitchslapped him with my left and clocked him in the face with my right. After he stumbled back for a few seconds, he charged at me with his head down and swinging his fists blindly, missing with every swing, and then I just smashed the top of his head a few times, and then he fell and smacked his head on the floor and it was basically over. Some dumbass little old lady teacher tried to break it up and ended up getting her shoulder hurt. The outcome: Elliot has bruises and bumps on his face/head, I have a scratch on my thumb knuckle on my left hand, we both got a 3 day suspension, and the retarted old lady went to the hospital for her shoulder.

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Jan 31 2005 5:15PM
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Head69
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hardass


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Jan 31 2005 5:17PM
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Apple
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how do you know it was him prank calling you?
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'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
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Jan 31 2005 5:17PM
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Planet_Captain
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^ Because the people he was with when he did it told me. And I'm not a hardass, I just don't put up with people doing that kind of bullshit.

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Jan 31 2005 5:19PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
eh no worries. got kicked out of class today. dunno why. lost track of detentions for doin nothin. teachers suck
Jan 31 2005 5:19PM
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EastcoastAR5
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You Know you just gotta put kids in line thats all
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Jan 31 2005 5:23PM
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switchskier88
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lucky your school still practices suspension out of school, i always got inhouse it was no fun
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Jan 31 2005 5:24PM
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Apple
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alright, thats cool. i guess. but when is figthing ever really cool?
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Jan 31 2005 5:24PM
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jerad
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fucking right dude next time knife him.




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Jan 31 2005 5:25PM
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Planet_Captain
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Haha, I can't wait to go back to school...

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Jan 31 2005 5:35PM
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TwinTipWonder
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You fight like a bitch man. Just shoot a nikka next time.
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Jan 31 2005 5:49PM
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eastAR5
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true 2 the streets

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Jan 31 2005 5:57PM
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dspin7x
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Youre a big hardass arent you. Real tough guy.
Jan 31 2005 5:58PM
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Anathema
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Congradulations. You beat up some flaming asshat. You just lowered yourself to his level. You dork.



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Jan 31 2005 7:00PM
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DAMICO
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join the club...but i got 3 day in school suspension

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Jan 31 2005 7:00PM
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bleu-rodeo
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props man i would have beat the bejesus outta him too ...its happend before it feels good though i mean appaerntly your suppose to feel bad and guilty for beating the shit outta someone who deserves it?....well i hope that son of a bitch learned his lesson never to call your residence again or you'll go after him with a metal baseball bat AND drown his fish then slash the family car tires....then send the dead fish to the old lady with the shoulder to make her feel better....:)



local_608- Aren't there alot of gay people in san francisco or something?



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Jan 31 2005 7:01PM
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Snubluck
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sounds like you're a dumb ass.

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Jan 31 2005 7:41PM
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Kevo
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Fighting at school is stupid. If you wanted to fight him you should have done it on a weekend or something.
Jan 31 2005 7:46PM
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MattMcGinnis
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^^^dude... you cant drown a fish..





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Jan 31 2005 7:49PM
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ryan.c
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poor old lady
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Jan 31 2005 7:52PM
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From_Hell
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hahaha, nice one ^ yeah i would've kicked his ass too, i bet he's this little shit who thinks he's tough as nails, and he's got his little posse.
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Jan 31 2005 7:54PM
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Stryken
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Yeah man. I woulda beaten the crap out of him too cause that is the cool thing to do in middle school im guessing? Maybe sophomore in high school? Because that is just totally awesome. I probably woulda thrown him through a wall or something too. Or, you could have tried telling him to stop fucking call you, and if he continued to do it, then mess him up a little. Who the fuck prank phone calls someones house anyway? And then again, who beats someone up over it? Just fucking ignore it, or dont answer the phone...if he did it more than 3 times i would be impressed with his persistence.

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Jan 31 2005 8:54PM
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TheClap.
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beat this one of my friends go in trouble for drunk dialing the assistant principal during school after he made the call he tried to hit on our fat ass English teacher and asked her out for a drink that night but this was last year he is a changed man
Jan 31 2005 8:59PM
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rhinoceross
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is the lady all right?
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Jan 31 2005 9:03PM
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hucker22
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hahahaha
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Jan 31 2005 9:09PM
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lorida
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the kid you beat sounds like a fag, he probably deserved it
Jan 31 2005 9:18PM
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Dan.
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way to go man. anyway, my friend just got expelled from school, cuz he was changing in the locker room, some kid saw his wang, and apparently thats sexual harassment. how pathetic is that?
Jan 31 2005 9:28PM
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JazzyJ
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wait did he do anything or just look at it?
Well either way, most schools have become too afraid with political correctness that they have to take everything seriously (too serious). Im a sophmore in an all boys high school :( worse stuff happens.
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Jan 31 2005 9:40PM
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Dan.
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just saw it, its so stupid
Jan 31 2005 9:42PM
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davidh
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I dont really care when people fight because that's the old fashioned way of deciding who is right (and it's funny when a hard ass gets his ass kicked) but my school kinda rejects fighters so there's never any fights. It's kinda cool because it's peaceful and you dont have to be scared some senior is going to kill a freshmen. Except the mexicans and brazilians. They beat people up. It sounds like a stereotype but I only know of one fight that did not involve a mexican or brazilian.
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Jan 31 2005 10:05PM
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lineskier610
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Dude you're the fuckin man. You're so cool I wish you'd kick my ass.





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Jan 31 2005 10:06PM
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godsDun
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fights are the best. ever.

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Jan 31 2005 10:20PM
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freestylejibmaster
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next time, cut him ese
Jan 31 2005 10:32PM
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JazzyJ
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yea he was really trying to seriously injure you
'as i slam his head into the glass and it cracks' well i guess that was after the 3 punches so it was ok

your such a baddass..yep 2 d's
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Jan 31 2005 11:00PM
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SteezePatrol
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lmao ElGato, that's hilarious, props to you, what kind of a little bitch blind sides someone?

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Jan 31 2005 11:14PM
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p-lin101
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its great when fuckin idiots get the living shit beaten out of them they deserve it





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Jan 31 2005 11:17PM
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DrGonzo729
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Pink Floyd is the tightest band in the world, i just listened to the whole The Wall album and its fucking awesome
Jan 31 2005 11:29PM
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c_lo
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nice icon you faggot, also we all know that never really happened and said inciddent, despite its ficticous nature, ended in you crying to your mom like a little bitch and then you suckled on your fathers teat
Feb 1 2005 12:39AM
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