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Josh__PeckAbout my neighbor:
Never really had any problems with him growing up, but he is the sworn enemey to my brother and his friends. He is notorious for calling the cops over the most petty shit. He lives across the street from me, and with the way the zoning in my township works he technically lives in another neighborhood. Hes part of the homeowners association in that neighborhood. The Homeowners Association has no jurisdiction in mine, but recently he's been going to the people on my street and asking them to paint their house, redo fencing, etc. My house is in pretty good shape so I thought he'd leave me alone. He stopped me a few weeks ago when I was mowing the lawn one day and said:
"You know there's an ordinance against those"
"Against what Mr. Mike?"
"The trampoline"
"Were not part of the homeowners association Mr. Mike"
"Well I think you guys should take it down. It's sort of an eyesore and it has the potential to lower land value"
I didn't say anything and just continued mowing the lawn.
So for the past few weeks he has been walking his dog past my house and having it shit in my yard then not picking it up. The one day his dog and my dog got into a fight. I came outside and he said to me "control your fucking dog". My dog was in my yard, held in by an electric fence. His dog doesn't have a leash. So when he told me that I responded with "Fuck off cunt".
So yeah I'd like to plan something.
Profahoben_212Idk about where you live but there are laws against not picking up after your dog....get it on video and get him a ticket.
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~Gotama~Step 1: Make a compressed air cannon. You're a NSer, so you probably have a bunch of old PVC in your garage. Turn a 4" wide, 2 ft long section into an air tank with 2 end caps. drill a small hole in the side and stick the valve from a bike tube in it so you can pump a bunch of air in it. Drill a 1/2" hole in one of the end caps to attach a PVC quick release valve, which costs about 8 bucks from any hardware store. On the other end of the valve, slide a roughly 10 ft section of 3/4" PVC to serve as the barrel.
Step 2: Put some hot dogs in the freezer. They should fit perfectly in the barrel of the cannon, and 150 psi in the air tank should easily launch a dog about 500 ft, so you can bombard his house from the safety of your backyard. Aim for his car and/or front door when he gets home from work, but try not to hit him directly because a frozen hot dog can kill a man when its going 100 mph. Alternatively, if you use unfrozen hot dogs, they will shred from the pressure in the barrel and make a kind of meat mist and its really gross. Paint the walls of his house with this when he isn't home.
Step 3: Buy a lot of glitter. You can get a pound of glitter for about 10 bucks on amazon, and probably cheaper on ebay. You should be able to fit 5 pounds of glitter into the barrel of your cannon. When he's asleep at night, cut a 3/4" hole in the screen of an open window in his bedroom. stick the barrel through it, aimed at about 50 degrees upward. Let it rip at 100 psi and he will wake up to glitter settled onto every horizontal surface in his room.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.
Randy_QuenchWhen I was a toddler my parents had just bought their first house we had a similar situation where a neighbor was not cleaning up after his dog, and pointing out petty "eye-sores," and generally just being a pain in the ass. After my dad repeatedly asked him to stop letting his dogs shit in my yard where I played, my dad said fuck it got a snow shovel and would literally catapult dog shit back over the fence separating our yards and plaster the side of our neighbors house with his own dog's shit.
After a few weeks the guy starts getting HOA complaints from other fed up neighbors that the side of his shit stained house is an eye-sore. Only the shit had baked into the side of his house for so long that even after a power wash there were still stains. I'm pretty sure he ended up having it re-painted it before we moved.
Josh__PeckAbout my neighbor:
Never really had any problems with him growing up, but he is the sworn enemey to my brother and his friends.
skiermanGrow the fuck up.
Josh__PeckAbout my neighbor:
Never really had any problems with him growing up, but he is the sworn enemey to my brother and his friends. He is notorious for calling the cops over the most petty shit. He lives across the street from me, and with the way the zoning in my township works he technically lives in another neighborhood. Hes part of the homeowners association in that neighborhood. The Homeowners Association has no jurisdiction in mine, but recently he's been going to the people on my street and asking them to paint their house, redo fencing, etc. My house is in pretty good shape so I thought he'd leave me alone. He stopped me a few weeks ago when I was mowing the lawn one day and said:
"You know there's an ordinance against those"
"Against what Mr. Mike?"
"The trampoline"
"Were not part of the homeowners association Mr. Mike"
"Well I think you guys should take it down. It's sort of an eyesore and it has the potential to lower land value"
I didn't say anything and just continued mowing the lawn.
So for the past few weeks he has been walking his dog past my house and having it shit in my yard then not picking it up. The one day his dog and my dog got into a fight. I came outside and he said to me "control your fucking dog". My dog was in my yard, held in by an electric fence. His dog doesn't have a leash. So when he told me that I responded with "Fuck off cunt".
So yeah I'd like to plan something.
Josh__PeckComing from the 30 year old guy who spends an inordinate amount of time on a skiing forum filled with mostly teenagers.
Josh__PeckAbout my neighbor:
Never really had any problems with him growing up, but he is the sworn enemey to my brother and his friends. He is notorious for calling the cops over the most petty shit. He lives across the street from me, and with the way the zoning in my township works he technically lives in another neighborhood. Hes part of the homeowners association in that neighborhood. The Homeowners Association has no jurisdiction in mine, but recently he's been going to the people on my street and asking them to paint their house, redo fencing, etc. My house is in pretty good shape so I thought he'd leave me alone. He stopped me a few weeks ago when I was mowing the lawn one day and said:
"You know there's an ordinance against those"
"Against what Mr. Mike?"
"The trampoline"
"Were not part of the homeowners association Mr. Mike"
"Well I think you guys should take it down. It's sort of an eyesore and it has the potential to lower land value"
I didn't say anything and just continued mowing the lawn.
So for the past few weeks he has been walking his dog past my house and having it shit in my yard then not picking it up. The one day his dog and my dog got into a fight. I came outside and he said to me "control your fucking dog". My dog was in my yard, held in by an electric fence. His dog doesn't have a leash. So when he told me that I responded with "Fuck off cunt".
So yeah I'd like to plan something.
japanadause salt and make a huge dick or other design in his yard. Salt turns a nice green grass to brown over night.
californiagrownGlitter bomb him.
Write a slanderous flyer and distribute it, at night, to the HOA neighborhood. If you're good with Photoshop utilize that.
Let the air out of his car tires every third Thursday.
Throw a laxative laced meatball where his dog plays
Plant some endangered plants on his planter strip and take dated pictures... it's illegal for him to remove, and he'll be fined if he does, but the HOA will fine him if he doesnt.
Buy a burner phone with cash and prank call him all night every night.
Throw stink bombs into his AC intake.
Get a big mirror, put it in your front window such that it glares into his yard.
Chubz.Give a bunch of minors a couple of bucks each and tell them to egg the shit out of his house, sounds like a douchebag
