Ever seriously injured your junk while skiing?

When I was a little twelve year old gaper, I was straight-line the bunny hill next to the chairlift and all of a sudden I had a searing pain in the southern comfort.

I looked down and saw that the crotch of my pants was caked in snow. Some asshole on the chairlift absolutely sniped me with a snowball. I applaud his accuracy... I was impressed, after I got over the pain.

A few seasons ago I was hitting some urban with a friend. It was a double kink, and I was just at the middle flat. I lost my balance and fell on my nuts. I fell to the ground and passed out almost instantly, because of the pain.
I woke up at the local hospital few hours later. Doctor said that no bones were broke, so He sent me back home. Few days later I felt a large pain at my crotch, so went to a another doctor. He took some X-rays and later he told me the news. My right testical had snapped of its place and blasted in to my body. It was found and doctors sew the testical back to it's place. No urban for me after that.

Guatemalan Persuader

I lost my feet on a DFD rail and took the corner in the corn hole. It was less than awesome.

FinBastardA few seasons ago I was hitting some urban with a friend. It was a double kink, and I was just at the middle flat. I lost my balance and fell on my nuts. I fell to the ground and passed out almost instantly, because of the pain.
I woke up at the local hospital few hours later. Doctor said that no bones were broke, so He sent me back home. Few days later I felt a large pain at my crotch, so went to a another doctor. He took some X-rays and later he told me the news. My right testical had snapped of its place and blasted in to my body. It was found and doctors sew the testical back to it's place. No urban for me after that.

yikes that actually sounds terrifying

J_Syikes that actually sounds terrifying

And the worst part is that the testy doesn't even work anymore and I have a huge and deep scar above my bladder on my skin

FinBastardA few seasons ago I was hitting some urban with a friend. It was a double kink, and I was just at the middle flat. I lost my balance and fell on my nuts. I fell to the ground and passed out almost instantly, because of the pain.
I woke up at the local hospital few hours later. Doctor said that no bones were broke, so He sent me back home. Few days later I felt a large pain at my crotch, so went to a another doctor. He took some X-rays and later he told me the news. My right testicle had snapped of its place and blasted in to my body. It was found and doctors sew the testicle back to it's place. No urban for me after that.

I have never cringed so hard in my life.

Attempted to frontflip off a small rainbow box. Didn't get as much air as i thought. Placed my hand behind me and Boom....My skipole blasted me in the gooch

Landing and getting the back of your heelpeice up your ass isn't the best feeling...

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almost legit popped a nut on this hit..

Emma_Watsonhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BACycDznSMa/?taken-by=wildfoxspirit



almost legit popped a nut on this hit..

NUTZ out for HARAMBE

not really nutting myself per-say but my baselayers/underwear kinda shifted one of my nuts over a bit one day as I got onto the chair and essentially sat on one of my balls. I hate to admit this happens more often than it doesn't.

compression shorts FTW. if you care about the boys.

I did a front flip once.... you can imagine the rest....fks dildos

3maniacompression shorts FTW. if you care about the boys.

Testicular torsion is a bitch. I now make sure to wear compression shorts when I ski or work out.

FKS_HEEL_PIECETesticular torsion is a bitch. I now make sure to wear compression shorts when I ski or work out.

Looking into these, i got a big ol goatsack for balls

me and two of my friends were attempting to hit this rail wasn't anything crazy wanted to get the hang of the bunnge just a 15ft a slight down rail so we do some fishing knots and connect everything with some rope we found in a shed so we tie everything up .And with the large amount of fly fishing i knew i have to synch the knot before i use the bunnge so i pull the rope and synch the knots first off i saw two frays and tell my friends and one says thats fucked other one says its ok so we built are lips and were ready to go put our gear on .and this was at a morman church and we see some people pull in and we thought for sure we were going to get kicked out and they just said happy thanksgiving due to the lack of success i don't think they knew what we were doing .
and we pull the bunnge back and my friend cant get enough speed so we say lets make it shorter by raping it around the rail so after raping still didn't work and more and more frays popped up then they said lets have fish do it he's the lightest it will pull him better so we were getting really close needed a little more speed so they pull it back as far as possible and i grab on i hear a snap then the bunnge comes flying at my balls and ended in a trip to the hospital .

DeebieSkeebiesnot really nutting myself per-say but my baselayers/underwear kinda shifted one of my nuts over a bit one day as I got onto the chair and essentially sat on one of my balls. I hate to admit this happens more often than it doesn't.

This. If you get it you know

JWillySkeezThis. If you get it you know

it was easily up there pain-wise, the only thing I can think of that was worse was ripping my boot off after tearing a bunch of ligaments and having it be swollen to like 3x the size.