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FishChowder
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So my wife and I have found out we're having another kid. This will be #4 in our home (and the last!!!) We have my step-son, Jack (12). My daughter (home half the time), Mia (7). Our son, Hiro (1.5). And now the unknown gendered baby due sometime in March-ish.

So let's hear your thoughts on boy and girl names. We'll see if you get shot down from my wife as quickly as I do.
Aug 3 2016 4:38PM
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Deepskier
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Harambee
Jack Mioff
Ali tubugar

Gucci mane jr
Gucci
GUcci kid
Dat gucci kid
#4
11
A$$Eater
4$$34t3R
Simba
Mike kapowski
Doug Bishop
TAhm Wallnuts
Tum waldhuts
Tim wallce
R1Ch4$$H0L3696969696

But gucci getson would actualy be tight
Sep 2 2016 12:46AM
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Swandog7
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36ChambersOfWuBarry Mckockiner
Mike Hunt
Harry Richard


Completely unrelated, I see you have "50 in 07" in your bio or whatever the fuck that called. You a fan of the wild?
Sep 2 2016 1:07AM
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Skates_skis
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ON3P
Gaper
Lil on blind 2
Jerry
Sep 3 2016 2:43AM
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FroesenSkeeze
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Clicked on thread, did a quick command+F search for "Harambe," was not disappointed.
Sep 3 2016 3:08AM
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FastSpeed
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Swandog7Completely unrelated, I see you have "50 in 07" in your bio or whatever the fuck that called. You a fan of the wild?


Not really, more a Danny heatly, and Canadians fan
Sep 4 2016 5:30PM
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Swandog7
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36ChambersOfWuNot really, more a Danny heatly, and Canadians fan


Ahh. I cant believe you actually know what that was haha, only real Wild fans know pretty much
Sep 4 2016 6:57PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Wuz Poppin B
Sep 4 2016 7:28PM
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FastSpeed
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Swandog7Ahh. I cant believe you actually know what that was haha, only real Wild fans know pretty much


Dude he is a fucking Allstar. One of my friends has one of his sharks jerseys
Sep 5 2016 2:01PM
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Rusticles
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saskskierCongratulations man. I have a few friends with 3-4 kids and they love it. It basically sounds like once you pass the 3 kid threshold, it doesn't get all that much more difficult. Busy for sure, but not necessarily harder.

As for names, just don't change the spelling of a normal name just to be 'unique'. That might be my biggest pet peeve with the current generation of parents. I mean if my parents had named me Jayceson instead of Jason, I would be pissed.


The only thing worse than a regular name spelt differently is the person with a regular name spelt normally but demands that it's pronounced differently
Sep 5 2016 10:50PM
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FishChowder
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My buddy just had a kid a couple days ago. They named him Cobi. Decent name, terrible spelling. Just spell it like everyone knows it as....Kobe.
Sep 6 2016 6:31AM
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tomatonater
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Steve Stunt

Nick Gaper

Tim Wallis

Tom Wallnuts

Stephanie Stepp

Kelly Kelly

Lindsey vaun
Sep 8 2016 11:27PM
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FishChowder
Posts: 244 - Karma: 222
The list has changed a few time but as it stands now, it says:

Boy:
Gus (is there room for 2 Guses?)
Obi
Kai
Finn
Kingsley

Girl:
Everly
Minnesota (wife is from there)
Clementine
Betty

I suggested everyone's suggestions...even the declaration of independence. They got shot down. Why haven't any ladies chimed in on this? Don't all girls love this shit?
Sep 21 2016 6:06PM
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Twinjibber77
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I'm pretty hooked on the boys name: Stanislaus... despite being years from having kids, but the wife is not digging it AT ALL
Sep 21 2016 9:40PM
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dadi
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McNocheCunt


Yep
Sep 22 2016 1:19AM
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Mingg
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dadiYep


That's an interesting name haha
Sep 22 2016 1:34AM
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clorox
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https://deadspin.com/5898652/taco-bm-monster-wins-name-of-the-year
Sep 25 2016 4:16PM
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mike759
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36ChambersOfWuBarry Mckockiner
Mike Hunt
Harry Richard


Philip Oliver Holes
Sep 25 2016 5:21PM
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FishChowder
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So this thing is coming any day now and we still haven't settled on a damn name. Got any other briiliant suggestions?
Feb 11 2017 1:10PM
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joeyboots
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FishChowderSo this thing is coming any day now and we still haven't settled on a damn name. Got any other briiliant suggestions?


buttman
Feb 11 2017 1:12PM
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FishChowder
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I actually expected you to reply first. You never disappoint.
Feb 11 2017 1:17PM
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Skiing_guy345
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Bing dadi
Feb 11 2017 2:13PM
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clorox
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Patrick Swayze Getson
Feb 11 2017 3:32PM
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cornholio
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FishChowderSo this thing is coming any day now and we still haven't settled on a damn name. Got any other briiliant suggestions?


nope. but it makes me feel better that u got nothing. i have 4 months to go and all names suck. we like my grandfathers name but my inlaws decided thats what they wanted to name their dog so i guess thats out.

FKS_HEEL_PIECEPatrick Swayze Getson


i like this one.
Feb 12 2017 1:05AM
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.Hugo.
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FKS_HEEL_PIECEPatrick Swayze Getson


I actually know someone named patrick swayze
Feb 12 2017 12:01PM
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FishChowder
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cornholionope. but it makes me feel better that u got nothing. i have 4 months to go and all names suck. we like my grandfathers name but my inlaws decided thats what they wanted to name their dog so i guess thats out.


Don't come on here for suggestions. Lol
Feb 12 2017 1:40PM
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cornholio
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FishChowderDon't come on here for suggestions. Lol


I think Jorge would work for you though
Feb 12 2017 2:24PM
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clorox
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cornholioi like this one.


.Hugo.I actually know someone named patrick swayze



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/858187/Julian-Loves-Patrick-Swayze
Feb 12 2017 5:17PM
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RousedWits
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Boy name : Steezeve;
a complex deconstruction of the two names Steez and Steve
a name for a genuine person with a great positive attitude, Thrill seeker,

Girl name: Gnaroxanne;
a intricate combination of the two names Gnar and Roxanne
a name for a phenomenal person organized but keeps it cool also a Thrill seeker.
Feb 12 2017 7:18PM
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dadi
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Skiing_guy345Bing dadi


I'd be honored
Feb 13 2017 12:28AM
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FishChowder
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Shit is going down. We have been in the hospital since midnight. Everything is taking longer than expected with no real timeframe for it coming out. Still no name.
Feb 13 2017 11:17AM
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.Hugo.
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FishChowderShit is going down. We have been in the hospital since midnight. Everything is taking longer than expected with no real timeframe for it coming out. Still no name.


just grab a plunger and get that thing out yourself
Feb 13 2017 4:00PM
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FishChowder
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Baby girl is here!
Feb 13 2017 4:26PM
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Chubz.
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FishChowderBaby girl is here!


Congratulations my man
Feb 13 2017 4:52PM
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snowpocalypse
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Gurt = Icelandic for Done.
Feb 13 2017 6:34PM
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milk_man
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Zacchaeus
Feb 13 2017 7:05PM
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Skiing_guy345
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dadiI'd be honored


is my sons name
Feb 13 2017 7:17PM
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tomatonater
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Lewis
Kai
Kellen
Cole
Corey
John
Lucas
Ben
Brody
Landon
Kyle
Gavin
Greg
Feb 13 2017 9:54PM
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CaptainObvious.
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CaptainObvious.Trogdor


6 months later and the first post is still the best post.
Feb 13 2017 10:02PM
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FishChowder
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tomatonaterLewis
Kai
Kellen
Cole
Corey
John
Lucas
Ben
Brody
Landon
Kyle
Gavin
Greg


Possibly the worst girl name suggestions ever (since we had a girl and all earlier today)
Feb 13 2017 10:15PM
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.FRY.
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Henrik
Feb 13 2017 10:27PM
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JAHpow
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McNocheCunt


Well you had a girl OP
Feb 14 2017 4:35PM
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dadi
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Skiing_guy345is my sons name


He's gonna slay
Feb 14 2017 6:52PM
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Scotty_B
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Had an electronic baby in middle school, called him "Little Baby Keister"
Feb 15 2017 1:25AM
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FishChowder
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JAHpowWell you had a girl OP


No one will ever take one of his pieces of advice.

We ended up naming her Everly Eirwen (Eirwen is Welsh for "white snow" since we got over 2 feet of snow dumped on us that night).

That being said I am heading out to rip tomorrow since I am off work for the week.
Feb 15 2017 8:14AM
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theabortionator
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I'm honored that you want to name your baby after me
Feb 15 2017 6:09PM
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cornholio
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i am trying to talk my wife into naming our kid Rex. only i would make that his middle name. his first name would start with T (Timothy/Tyler/Theodore/etc).

That way he could go through life as T. Rex. she might go for it lol
Feb 18 2017 10:54PM
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joeyboots
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cornholioi am trying to talk my wife into naming our kid Rex. only i would make that his middle name. his first name would start with T (Timothy/Tyler/Theodore/etc).

That way he could go through life as T. Rex. she might go for it lol


U have a fucking wife lol
Feb 19 2017 6:19AM
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FishChowder
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cornholioi am trying to talk my wife into naming our kid Rex. only i would make that his middle name. his first name would start with T (Timothy/Tyler/Theodore/etc).

That way he could go through life as T. Rex. she might go for it lol


Mine wanted to do this with the previous one. (Theodore Rex) I vetoed that shit.
Feb 19 2017 12:29PM
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cornholio
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FishChowderMine wanted to do this with the previous one. (Theodore Rex) I vetoed that shit.


Haha. We ruled out Theodore after I posted that bc it was a shit Whoopi goldberg movie from the 90s. Anyway it's probably got an 0.0001% chance of happening.
Feb 19 2017 1:22PM
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joeyboots
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jw do any of yall have a preference about having a boy or a girl?

honestly id be kind of pissed off is i had a son, for some reason i do not want to have a boy and i really like if i had a son and not a daughter id be really upset and id feel like id never want to raise the son

i dunno i just think that boys r usually assholes and are complete pieces of shit, and i just would not want to raise a boy
Feb 19 2017 1:35PM
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