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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
such as my sexual relationship with my sister, or the thing me and my uncle did, just not the fight club. Do not talk about the fight club. I swear if the fight club comes up ill vomit all ogre my computer camera and send it via the internet to your computer camera and all ogre your face.
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.Hugo.
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Fight club
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cornholio
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lets talk about fight club pls
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DirtYStylE
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9/11 was an inside job. Jet fuel doesn't melt steal beams.
Elections are rigged.
We live in the matrix and are bodies are used as batteries
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Skibumsmith
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Why is Brad Pitt always eating?
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weedoo
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The loominarty
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roddy116
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If you let your memes be dreams you will never melt steel beams.
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CaptainObvious.
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Selena Gomez looks like she's under 18 and she's sexy.
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McNoche
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Pretty much anything nowa days. That one bitch of a green name will ban you for anything. No wonder her bf wants the fuck out.
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
CaptainObvious.Selena Gomez looks like she's under 18 and she's sexy.


This is one of the best things ive read on ns lately. Totally agree
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MIHoodlum
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You mean like eleven-teen-year-olds and up-in-comers
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Titus69
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CaptainObvious.Selena Gomez looks like she's under 18 and she's sexy.


My brother always asks "why do people think shes so hot?" and i just stare at him like he just killed someone.

Selena = 10/10 would hangout with
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DANNY.H
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RollerAggressiveInlineBlading
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TheFlyingJew
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I like to get my asshole licked

I really love it when a girl licks out my asshole, it feels bomb af

Anyone else here like to get their crack licked?
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fries
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/834175/Pok----mon-Go-Is--------Demonic-Spiritual-Warfare---------Used-To--------Execute-Christians--------
important everybody needs to watch this


stay safe from those demonic pokemon games everybody
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
TheFlyingJewI like to get my asshole licked

I really love it when a girl licks out my asshole, it feels bomb af

Anyone else here like to get their crack licked?


10/10 wood try but id feel bad bcuz of my excessive amount of butt hair
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Slush
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I hear if you say the n word three times in the mirror a mod will appear behind you and smash your head in with a hammer... Gotta be hard r tho
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TheFlyingJew
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CHORIZO10/10 wood try but id feel bad bcuz of my excessive amount of butt hair


i thought that too originally, but there is not much hair; if any near ur asshole lips

when i get my crack licked, i usually shower with the girl prior or i make sure that my butt is very clean.

wait, actually everything ive got my crack licked ive showered with the girl prior

anyways, getting ur crack licked feels bomb as fuck. it really feels amazing. there is nothing better than having a chicks face stuffed in your butt cheeks licking out ur ass
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
TheFlyingJewi thought that too originally, but there is not much hair; if any near ur asshole lips

when i get my crack licked, i usually shower with the girl prior or i make sure that my butt is very clean.

wait, actually everything ive got my crack licked ive showered with the girl prior

anyways, getting ur crack licked feels bomb as fuck. it really feels amazing. there is nothing better than having a chicks face stuffed in your butt cheeks licking out ur ass


I mean id be down just hard to fibd a girl that is too. Could just be an i lick ur butthole you lick mine situation
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Byron_tha_gr8
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sometimes i dream of lynching whiteies for fun to get even.
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Byron_tha_gr8sometimes i dream of lynching whiteies for fun to get even.


H8 cryme kang
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Negromancer
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Last night I had a wet dream involving Harambe.
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creaturelo
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HarambeLast night I had a wet dream involving Harambe.


dicks out
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PacificRimJob
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Latex is hot.
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Swandog7
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Dicks out 4 harambe
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.FRY.
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Swandog7Dicks out 4 harambe


again
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No.Quarter
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When there was a shooting at my high school we got an extra week off for Christmas break, it was pretty nice
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Slush
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No.QuarterWhen there was a shooting at my high school we got an extra week off for Christmas break, it was pretty nice


Imagine the kids who got the rest of the semester off... And the semester after that, and after that...
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BushDid9-11
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Byron_tha_gr8sometimes i dream of lynching whiteies for fun to get even.


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Black people dont exist on ski wbsites i call bs
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Byron_tha_gr8
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while this may be true, i was not blessed with the waist down endowment.
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
No.QuarterWhen there was a shooting at my high school we got an extra week off for Christmas break, it was pretty nice


I had the same thing, did u go to arapahoe?
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No.Quarter
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CHORIZOI had the same thing, did u go to arapahoe?


Yeah, I was a junior when that went down
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
No.QuarterYeah, I was a junior when that went down


Yep yep i was a sophmore
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Rennis_Deynolds
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McNochePretty much anything nowa days. That one bitch of a green name will ban you for anything. No wonder her bf wants the fuck out.


true, I changed my icon to hers and she fuckin banned me
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milk_man
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Apparently we're not supposed to talk about grammar
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ascent_studios
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roddy116If you let your memes be dreams you will never melt steel beams.


you just changed my life forever
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wuu
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illuminati?
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T-Nutcracker
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Trump4Prez2k16
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Negromancer
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wuuilluminati?


Harambe + Trump did 7/1.1
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Frozinballz
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TheFlyingJewI like to get my asshole licked

I really love it when a girl licks out my asshole, it feels bomb af

Anyone else here like to get their crack licked?


Id have a hard time not farting. Shit sounds like it tickles
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DirtYStylE
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How dead NS is
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matt_720
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DirtYStylEHow dead NS is


10/10 Bump
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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ON3P is overrated, I'll never get as many dislikes on this another one of my post so come at me NS
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The N word, go ahead, someone write it in this thread
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DirtYStylE
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TRVP_ANGELThe N word, go ahead, someone write it in this thread


Nacho
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.FRY.
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TRVP_ANGELThe N word, go ahead, someone write it in this thread


The N word
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JoeF2661
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.FryThe N word


When I'm bumping in my car alone I say the n word. When with a black frien I play rock.
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