Replying to If skis were women..

So I'm laying in bed with my new skis currently...



and I'm thinking.


describe your perfect woman in a ski.
Do you women and ski desires match up? Mine sure don't.


If my woman was a ski, I'd want her to be flexible. She needs to be durable too tho. Lightweight. Not skinny like a park ski, but not fat like a pow ski. You know a nice thickness. Also I like rocker (curvy women). And i like my women shorter than me.



But for skis, I don't like too flexible, I like the stiffer side for sure. I like fatter skis. I like durable. I like light. I like rocker. And my skis are usually taller than me or the same height.

So the only thing my skis and women have in common is that I like them light and curvy.