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The Do's and Don't's of Skiing

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Lyricsylvan
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The do's and Don't's of skiing
Jul 9 2016 7:37PM
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Coloradoskier03
Posts: 174 - Karma: 501
You know what's steezy, caution.
Jul 9 2016 8:41PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Do put your goggles under your helmet unless your destroying massive lines

Don't call last run unless you have a deathwish
Jul 9 2016 8:47PM
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Lasersocks
Posts: 18 - Karma: 66
Do have fun
Don't be a bitch
Jul 9 2016 11:14PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,850
Do the rail
Dont just use the kicker beside it
Jul 9 2016 11:30PM
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 257
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c
Jul 10 2016 1:10AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3300 - Karma: 32,443
Do cool tricks
Don't be a Jerry
Jul 10 2016 12:40PM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,548
Dont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus
Jul 10 2016 1:08PM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 4,446
Do- stopskiing

Dont- ski
Jul 10 2016 3:00PM
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big.love
Posts: 283 - Karma: 1,036
Do check y0self before you wreck yo'self. *
Don't wreck yoself before you chexd yoself**

*But seeing as we are skiers we tend to send shit big thus; send it.
** if you get wr3kt don't look like a pussy; get laid. $$$
Jul 10 2016 3:36PM
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Mingg
Posts: 14014 - Karma: 50,145
do: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2
Jul 10 2016 4:02PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3300 - Karma: 32,443
Minggdo: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2


Tru
Jul 10 2016 6:51PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,983
Do: Afterbang
Don't: sit down on your skis when you stomp a trick
Jul 10 2016 8:06PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Do: spread good vibes, smile sand be an all round good bloke.

Dont: opposite of the above
Jul 11 2016 12:47AM
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50Kal
Posts: 2836 - Karma: 5,540
Do: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.
Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.
Jul 11 2016 12:53AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,627
Do: Ride Naked
Dont: Wear Clothes
Jul 11 2016 10:13AM
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Casey
Posts: 7944 - Karma: 25,740
Julius_SteezerDont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus


I would probably extend this to say don't talk about your warranty issues at all in gear talk unless you want everyone to hate on you relentlessly.

YOUR SKIS DELAMMED BRCAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT LEARN HOW TO SKI!!!
Jul 11 2016 11:07AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Do buy Lencon skis
Jul 11 2016 12:15PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
Do: Socialize on chairlifts

Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.



Do: Make a newschoolers account

Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W


Do: Get cool outerwear

Don't: Wear all Saga


Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps

Don't: Go to Windells
Jul 11 2016 1:27PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37895 - Karma: 127,030
do immediately throw away all your ski gear and pursue other avenues in life

don't ski at all. seriously.
Jul 11 2016 1:38PM
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gabew34
Posts: 500 - Karma: 497
have your own style, if your confident and a nice person people will (should) respect you in the park no matter what skill you are. you can be a great skier and be a dick, but being respectful and nice is more fun to be around.
Jul 11 2016 2:50PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,627
50KalDo: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.
Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.


story? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.
Jul 11 2016 3:52PM
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blazeonyia
Posts: 359 - Karma: 1,405
KravtZstory? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.



He's still killing it:

http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/06/a-watch-chris-davenport-skis-one-of-the-best-lines-on-earth-portillos-super-c
Jul 11 2016 4:03PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,209
Do: backflips
Don't: kfeds
Jul 13 2016 12:18PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
Do: call in sick on pow days
Don't: ski park on pow days
Jul 13 2016 12:52PM
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Hawleywood
Posts: 165 - Karma: 57
DeforestationDon't call last run unless you have a deathwish


So true. This happened to me... Was almost really bad.
Jul 13 2016 12:55PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 25,620
Don't talk at Silent Rock!!!





Shhh!
Jul 13 2016 1:30PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!





Shhh!


You're fucked
Jul 13 2016 2:24PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
do- dress like a jerry

don't- ski like a jerry

also don't- end up on jerry of the day, it means you skiied like a jerry
Jul 13 2016 2:49PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!





Shhh!


truuu
Jul 14 2016 10:27PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4884 - Karma: -770
Don't fall off the chairlift or make patrol take you down on their sled. Do whatever you feel like your 100+ dollar lift ticket entitles you to do whatever you want within reason.



End of thread.
Jul 15 2016 1:02AM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2952 - Karma: 14,923
Don't Switch butter 2on
Jul 15 2016 2:57PM
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Lbird
Posts: 401 - Karma: 2,190
Bushdid9_11Do: backflips
Don't: kfeds


Kfeds are cool again
Jul 15 2016 7:11PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 12,110
DON'T: put quarters in your boots
DO: wear more denim
Jul 15 2016 10:29PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
Do: have fun and don't take it seriously

Don't: worry about how others ski, it doesn't matter and they'll just give you shit too, that makes skiing less enjoyable.


Smart thread OP
Jul 15 2016 11:15PM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
Do wear dark gear

Don't wear spider outerwear
Jul 16 2016 8:29PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
This thread sucks without upvotes
Jul 16 2016 10:17PM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes


Yea so do all threads, sucks when someone comes up with a good web update and then it gets taken away
Jul 17 2016 12:56AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22723 - Karma: 76,804
DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes


Upvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......
Jul 18 2016 4:35PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Mr.BishopUpvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......


I think you meant that the other way around? (earlier posts do have more votes usiually because they're seen by more people), but not really what I meant. I meant more that since this thread isn't a discussion, it would be a hell of a lot easier to follow the good posts by upvotes.
Jul 18 2016 5:17PM
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skeetskeet9000
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
Minggdo: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2


You can only lip front 2 if you're Jake Carney, his are mad steezy.
Jul 18 2016 5:52PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
SkibumsmithDON'T: put quarters in your boots


Umm, story?



Do call bar if you need it lowered.

Don't not have your helmet snapped and secured in case someone doesn't call bar and lowers it.........
Jul 18 2016 7:24PM
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CoochieSeeker
Posts: 75 - Karma: 31
Don't smoke a weed
Jul 18 2016 11:55PM
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Deforestation
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SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed


Don't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough
Jul 18 2016 11:56PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed


DeforestationDon't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough


No deforestation, you will learn soon enough. The devils cabbage is bad and you are being corrupted by the antichrist.
Jul 19 2016 12:07AM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,867
Don't: Ski

Do: #stopskiing
Jul 21 2016 11:41PM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a fucking pussy.
Jul 22 2016 9:49AM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
But he said a weed. He just means don't roll a dandelion into your blunt.
Jul 22 2016 9:54AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 12,110
JAHpowUmm, story?


Ya it's extremely uncomfortable.
Don't put quarters in your boots, or dice or legos.
Jul 23 2016 1:23AM
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tomatonater
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,808
J_SDo: Socialize on chairlifts

Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.



Do: Make a newschoolers account

Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W


Do: Get cool outerwear

Don't: Wear all Saga


Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps

Don't: Go to Windells



I have broke rule number 3
Aug 3 2016 7:20AM
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jaimegilfish
Posts: 384 - Karma: 280
LasersocksDo have fun
Don't be a bitch


Yes
Aug 3 2016 4:25PM
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