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Weirdest things you've seen in other vehicles on the road

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bananabrains
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So the other day I was waiting at traffic lights with one car in front of me. The guy in that car put his fists in the air and started moving them from side to side dead fast with his head moving towards each arm which was coming inwards. Maybe they got carried away with S Club 7 or something but it looked like they were practicing for an after dinner bukake.

So newschoolers do you have any stories about weird stuff spotted on your journeys?
Jun 25 2016 9:48AM
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Bushdid9_11
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Once a guy pulled up to ask for directions and as soon as he got close I realized he was jerking, so that was a weird day.
Jun 25 2016 2:33PM
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.lencon
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I mean I haven't seen anything wierd but I've done some pretty weird things..
Jun 25 2016 2:55PM
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GayWolf420
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not really driving but I saw a guy changing his kids diaper in the parking lot and smeared the shit-filled diaper all over the hot asphalt and left it. I was absolutely horrified.
Jun 25 2016 2:57PM
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bananabrains
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DeebieSkeebiesnot really driving but I saw a guy changing his kids diaper in the parking lot and smeared the shit-filled diaper all over the hot asphalt and left it. I was absolutely horrified.


Errgghhh that's pretty rough man
Jun 25 2016 6:50PM
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milk_man
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I was idling in 1st down a gravel road and I peed out the door while I was moving. I had to somehow steer and not pee on my door. Then it started to swing shut and I freaked out
Jun 25 2016 6:58PM
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GayWolf420
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bananabrainsErrgghhh that's pretty rough man


If it helps, it was a walmart lot in a farming mountain town so plenty of savage hick types run about.
Jun 25 2016 7:44PM
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bananabrains
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milk_manI was idling in 1st down a gravel road and I peed out the door while I was moving. I had to somehow steer and not pee on my door. Then it started to swing shut and I freaked out


Haha that's quite a skill. Getting pee in the car would suck but trapping your knob would be much, much worse
Jun 25 2016 8:22PM
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bananabrains
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DeebieSkeebiesIf it helps, it was a walmart lot in a farming mountain town so plenty of savage hick types run about.


Ah not so bad then, just adding to the natural aroma of the place
Jun 25 2016 8:24PM
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ascent_studios
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I saw like at least 5 or 6 dogs and like 5 cats in a small SUV
Jun 25 2016 8:45PM
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Bombogenesis
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Gay road head on the bus ride back from a high school baseball game about 10 years ago
Jun 25 2016 8:50PM
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ascent_studios
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BombogenesisGay road head on the bus ride back from a high school baseball game about 10 years ago


wins the thread as the weirdest

Not tryna be offensive or anything
Jun 25 2016 10:10PM
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AGOF
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One time driving back from a ski trip saw this 4 door sedan (forget what kind, wanna say jaguar but that doesn't sound right) driving down tilted heavily to the passenger side, looked in when we passed and on the passengers side the front seat was removed and it was converted to some sort of bed type situation, on top of which was a lady who must have been pushing 450-500 lbs.I still have no idea how she got in there, greased the door maybe?
Jun 25 2016 10:23PM
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bananabrains
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A-cAllOne time driving back from a ski trip saw this 4 door sedan (forget what kind, wanna say jaguar but that doesn't sound right) driving down tilted heavily to the passenger side, looked in when we passed and on the passengers side the front seat was removed and it was converted to some sort of bed type situation, on top of which was a lady who must have been pushing 450-500 lbs.I still have no idea how she got in there, greased the door maybe?


That's pretty strange. They probably used McDonald's food wrappers to get her in, or they built the car around her?
Jun 26 2016 9:51AM
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Titus69
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Years back when my family and I were driving down south to Virginia/Maryland I saw 3 weird things.

An old SUV covered in bullet holes.
A guy in traffic next to us was putting lipstick on.
A minivan with a rabbi sucking on a loli pop and nuns in the back.
Jun 26 2016 12:23PM
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soulskier
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A goat in a truck going through a Wendy's drive thru
Jun 26 2016 11:11PM
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Jib_Coast
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I once saw a pony in a small sedan
Jun 27 2016 9:17AM
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I_Am_Mod
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pretty fucked up story here...
this winter i was driving to france while doing 130kph on the highway, driving in the left lane, suddenly a car driving the wrong way pulls up besides me on the other side of the median strip. I look straight at him while doin 130 with traffic coming straight towards him, i start honking the horn and signaling him to stop, he turns his head towards me and has that thousand yard stare going right through me. Next moment he goes from 130 to 0 as he crashes right into an oncoming car.

guy's car was a total wreck and he died instantly, oncoming car was an elderly couple that got trapped in the wreck but as i heard later came out pretty much unharmed, thank god!
Jun 27 2016 10:46AM
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.Hugo.
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I guy driving a mercedes screwing a suppressor onto his handgun
Jun 27 2016 11:25AM
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bananabrains
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I_Am_Modpretty fucked up story here...
this winter i was driving to france while doing 130kph on the highway, driving in the left lane, suddenly a car driving the wrong way pulls up besides me on the other side of the median strip. I look straight at him while doin 130 with traffic coming straight towards him, i start honking the horn and signaling him to stop, he turns his head towards me and has that thousand yard stare going right through me. Next moment he goes from 130 to 0 as he crashes right into an oncoming car.

guy's car was a total wreck and he died instantly, oncoming car was an elderly couple that got trapped in the wreck but as i heard later came out pretty much unharmed, thank god!


Wow man that is absolutely fecked up! Sounds mentally scarable as well :/. Thankfully the people who got hit were okay
Jun 27 2016 1:57PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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I got carried away with s club 7 at a traffic light and this guy wouldn't stop staring at me
Jun 27 2016 3:17PM
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saskskier
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DeebieSkeebiesnot really driving but I saw a guy changing his kids diaper in the parking lot and smeared the shit-filled diaper all over the hot asphalt and left it. I was absolutely horrified.


Amateur.

Growing up, I don't know how many times my parents changed diapers while on the road (not the one who was actually driving) and then toss it out the window. Ain't got time for stopping when you have a 30 minute drive to/from the city and there is no way you want to keep that diaper around in the closed confines of a van.
Jun 27 2016 3:48PM
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fortyvalve
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I looked up into my rear view and there was a clown in the car behind me, scared the shit out of me
Jun 27 2016 6:15PM
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bananabrains
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Dennis_ReynoldsI got carried away with s club 7 at a traffic light and this guy wouldn't stop staring at me


Classic Dennis! How was the bukkake?
Jun 28 2016 5:14PM
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Slush
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Not that weird but one day in our school parking lot there was a VW bus, and inside was only one seat (driver) and about 3 years worth of McDonnalds wrappers if you ate that shit like every day. It was like a landfill on wheels
Jun 28 2016 6:51PM
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FastSpeed
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This idiot, notice the Bernie 2016 sticker and the milk cows not taxpayers sticker
Jun 29 2016 9:04PM
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FastSpeed
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36ChambersOfWuThis idiot, notice the Bernie 2016 sticker and the milk cows not taxpayers sticker


I can't seem to attach the picture but it's a car with a thousand stickers on the back, a Vermonters need a livable wage sticker, a keep Portland wierd sticker, a another happy vegan sticker (just so you get the idea) and most notably a Berine 2016 sticker AND a milk cows not taxpayers sticker. I mean c'mon guy you have to be smarter than that
Jun 29 2016 9:09PM
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.lencon
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36ChambersOfWuI can't seem to attach the picture but it's a car with a thousand stickers on the back, a Vermonters need a livable wage sticker, a keep Portland wierd sticker, a another happy vegan sticker (just so you get the idea) and most notably a Berine 2016 sticker AND a milk cows not taxpayers sticker. I mean c'mon guy you have to be smarter than that


the video in your signature makes me want a motorcycle really bad
Jun 29 2016 10:11PM
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japanada
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I once saw a local computer service tech that had a full on setup in the passenger window for his bird. A log perch complete with food and water. The windowsill was covered in bird shit
Jun 29 2016 10:40PM
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FastSpeed
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.lenconthe video in your signature makes me want a motorcycle really bad


That is one of my favorite videos ever, I think it's hilarious
Jun 30 2016 3:35PM
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McNoche
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SJW sucking Dennis_reynolds off in a soft top PT cruiser.
Jun 30 2016 5:23PM
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PeppermillReno
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Um I think I can top most everything in this thread with my own behaviour does that count?
Jun 30 2016 10:32PM
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PeppermillReno
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Or maybe not the donkey is hard to top.


I've taken a shit while driving before (as the driver) not stopping to pull over and drank titty milk as a passenger. And no I didn't gamble and lose I just took it into a big 44 oz soda cup. Had a sale I was running late too and was 20 mins away from and knew some due was waiting for me to buy tickets.
Jun 30 2016 10:36PM
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