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best / worst ski names ever

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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
Since we've done the best /worst graphics thing to death, how about the best /worst names... here's my nominees


1. Darkside
2. Public Enemy
3. Prophet
4. Karma
5. Seth Pistol and Seth Viscous (tie)


1. Mad-Trix
2. Butterlicious
3. 1260 and 1080 (tie)
4. Pow'Air
5. Chronic

i think 4frnt and armada can be exempt cause, well, they are just number/letter combos, but what do you guys think?

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Jan 30 2005 9:46PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
worst: fischer big stix

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Jan 30 2005 9:47PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
i agree
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Jan 30 2005 9:48PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
i forgot to label best and worst, so i'm posting again

BEST:
1. Darkside
2. Public Enemy
3. Prophet
4. Karma
5. Seth Pistol and Seth Viscous (tie)

WORST:
1. Mad-Trix
2. Butterlicious
3. 1260 and 1080 (tie)
4. Pow'Air
5. Chronic
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Jan 30 2005 9:49PM
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rebuc2
Posts: 293 - Karma: 9
my fav is ninthward butterlicious, it just sounds so smooth and tasty.yum
Jan 30 2005 9:50PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
pocket rocket gets my votes or any of the salomons this year FOILD,THRUSTER,GUN
Jan 30 2005 9:50PM
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northshoremaster
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
Mad-Trix does the impossible, it both sucks and blows
Jan 30 2005 9:53PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
i said butterlicious and 1080 and 1260 as worst because naming a ski after a trick is just stupid. there should be a rule against it. if anybody named a snowboard the 'mctwist' or the 'indy' people would burn the factory down.
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Jan 30 2005 9:53PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
all the new salomons' names are horrid to hear. and the fischer airstyles? please.

but the atomic pimp daddies and sugar daddies are awesome names, i must say.

-Joel

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Jan 30 2005 9:57PM
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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
i always hated the Pow-airs. same with the Ghetto Blasters. But i think the Maiden'Aks sound sick and the Darksides too
Jan 30 2005 10:00PM
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PeterTosh
Posts: 910 - Karma: 615
M.I.P is the coolest ski name for a kids ski





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Jan 30 2005 11:10PM
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3rdgearpinned
Posts: 338 - Karma: 18
pow-air, mothership, prophet, 1080, 1260, assians, mad-trix, mojo and the list goes on..

There are way to many bad names..not to mention gay graphics...
Jan 30 2005 11:18PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Butterlicious is, in my opinion, the worst name.

- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
Jan 30 2005 11:24PM
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3rdgearpinned
Posts: 338 - Karma: 18
I like butterlicous
Jan 30 2005 11:27PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
Haha, did you mean to say assasins, because if a company named their skis 'The Asians' I'd buy them in a second.

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Jan 30 2005 11:53PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
Head Asians, coming to a ski-shop near you...

ok ok, not really, it'd be funny though.
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Jan 31 2005 12:01AM
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3rdgearpinned
Posts: 338 - Karma: 18
i meant assasins..

What's head thinking?
Jan 31 2005 12:04AM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
BEST:
Scratch
Pocket Rocket
Tanner Hall Pro

Worst:
Did'nt Elan make a twin tip, If so it prob was gay
Mad trix
Airstyle
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Jan 31 2005 12:05AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
best: Scratch, Maiden AK, fujatives
worst: mothership, airstyles, public enemy


yay skiing

Jan 31 2005 12:23AM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
WORST:
ghetto blasters
sugar daddies

BEST:
cabrawler
scratch
seth pistols
gotamas

Jan 31 2005 12:26AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
best:
made n' AK
public enemy
darkside
trouble maker (although the skis suck)
prophet
karma
dragon


worst:
madtrix
little big fat
airstyles
mojo
big stix
triplets
butterlicious

-joe
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Jan 31 2005 12:37AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Worst:
Butterlicious (nigga please)
Lil' butters (wigga please)
mad-trix (horrible game)
1080,1260,720 exc (no)

Best:




We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 31 2005 12:47AM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
yeah, triplets is pretty bad. they shoulda come up with something better like 'trinity' or 'trilogy' or 'trifecta' or whatever.
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Jan 31 2005 4:12PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
markymark how the fuck is pocket rocket a good name?you must be gay cause thats the most flamer name you can get
Jan 31 2005 4:14PM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
best: ak maiden
worst: mad_trix

But i really dont care about the name of the ski when I buy skis
Jan 31 2005 4:14PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
MSP just sounds really good
Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin

4frnt skis
Feb 4 2005 6:36PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
best:
seth pistol
fujative
msp

worst:
scratch
anything salamon
mad trix

'i wanna breathe smoke'


you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.



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Feb 4 2005 6:41PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Whoever said chronic is a bad name isn't thinking straight. That is a dope name for a ski along with public enemy. The worst in Butterlicious, I can't even think of something bad to say about it, it's just......butterlicious...


'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

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Feb 4 2005 6:45PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
^judging by your icon i would say that your opinion isnt bias at all

'i wanna breathe smoke'


you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.



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Feb 4 2005 6:47PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Best Seth Vicious just kinda cool i thought
Worst Ghetto blaters and Big Stix not sure which i dont like more




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Feb 4 2005 7:13PM
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k8ie
Posts: 138 - Karma: 10
How about ALL of K2 Women's Skis... Phat Luv, Burnin Luv and all the rest of those garbage names.
Feb 4 2005 7:17PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
mantis 666 (new elan twintip)
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Feb 4 2005 8:17PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
haha ya^ thats a pretty haneous name
Feb 4 2005 8:25PM
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4skizzle
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Although I own a pair I think mad trix is a pretty horrible name.









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Feb 4 2005 8:36PM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
best: scratch

worst:1080
Feb 4 2005 8:57PM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
best: scratch

worst:1080
Feb 4 2005 8:57PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
best
tweaks
sumo
made'n AKs
fujatives
chronic

worst
pocket rocket
x-scream
1080s etc
foil
snowblades


notice how all my worst are salomons....is there a pattern?
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Feb 4 2005 9:01PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 749
best unknown skier name is JEFF SCHMUCK



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Feb 4 2005 9:06PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 749
best unknown skier name is JEFF SCHMUCK



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Feb 4 2005 9:07PM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
Although the other salomon names are all utterly terrible, the Foil is not a bad name.

Any ski named after a person is a bad name, i.e. Tanner Hall Pro, Skogen Sprang Pro, etc. This is taking into consideration the fact that i own Skogen's, even though the name is terrible the skis are fucking amazing.

Seth Pistol? bad name, but i cant help love the allusion to the Sex Pistols, an amazing band

You know what though, who really gives a shit? Some of the best skis have bad names. My skogens have a bad name, but are an amazing ski. Same with the other line pro models. Naming a ski using a random letter/number combination is retarted, but the companies that do so i.e. Armada, 4frnt, etc. are amazing companies with an amazing product.

Screw the name, and go ride the things for all their worth.

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Feb 4 2005 9:11PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
Posts: 617 - Karma: 8
all the k2 twins hav good names
fujative
public enemy
Seth Pistol/vicious
missdemeanor



Apr 22 2005 5:50PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
the best ski name of all time is the SETH VICIOUS

the worst is MAD TRIX

Apr 22 2005 5:57PM
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