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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
Hello all,
As you may know, EBI is one of the most elite groups on NS. We are now accepting applications to work as a summer intern for EBI, and if all goes well, a full time position may be offered. Please send your resumes to Hugo, Elbarto, or hamface, and we will be in contact with you in 1-2 weeks.

Regards,
Hamface
Jun 5 2016 9:46PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
oh man...i missed this place and all of its shitbag glory
Jun 5 2016 9:48PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Hamface is the only person on ns with a more self inflated ego than me
Jun 5 2016 10:54PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Dennis_ReynoldsHamface is the only person on ns with a more self inflated ego than me


Well, except for sjw
Jun 6 2016 1:39AM
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Slush
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 12,942
Egotistical bastards international?
Jun 6 2016 7:35AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,267
Hi I'm Mingg and I know how to be obnoxious on the Internet.

I'm also hotter than any girl you've ever been with.

Hit me up.
Jun 6 2016 10:42AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
I dont think that anyone left on this site is worthy. Prove me wrong pussies
Jun 6 2016 11:16AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
Dirty bubble did say he likes to shit post a lot
Jun 6 2016 3:41PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
MinggI'm also hotter than any girl you've ever been with





Jun 6 2016 4:23PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
MinggHi I'm Mingg and I know how to be obnoxious on the Internet.

I'm also a girl

Hit me up.

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Jun 6 2016 7:42PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
.Hugo.I dont think that anyone left on this site is worthy. Prove me wrong pussies


Just did, have fun in your tree fort
Jun 6 2016 8:14PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
SlushEgotistical bastards international?


Everyones Baked Internally
Jun 7 2016 12:33AM
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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
Dennis_ReynoldsHamface is the only person on ns with a more self inflated ego than me


Hamface is a sidesnack name for sure
Jun 7 2016 1:33AM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Same people posting, same threads, same topics, same responses. What a fucking joke.
Jun 7 2016 2:00AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
JAHpowWell, except for sjw


kill yourself fatty
Jun 7 2016 6:11AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
SKI.INGSame people posting, same threads, same topics, same responses. What a fucking joke.


You jelly of EBI bro? Dont be mad at us that your life sucks and you drive a shitty car
Jun 7 2016 8:11PM
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Ranch
Posts: 742 - Karma: 1,030
Dekerz
303-420-6969 1864 Broken Ankles Court Chads Gap Alta, Utah 84101

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Am the average 12 year old trolling newschoolers. Do own Full Tilts and will pee in her butt if needed.

Experience:

School Janitor 2008-2009

Homeless 2009-2012

Breckenridge park manager 2012-2016

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Have a habit of making resumes that are not to be taken seriously.
Jun 7 2016 10:50PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
MinggHi I'm Mingg and I know how to be obnoxious on the Internet.

I'm also hotter than any girl you've ever been with.

Hit me up.


Hello,
We are interested to see what you can offer to our company. Can you please send a resume and two references to Hameface
Jun 13 2016 9:44PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
my resume:

I eat ass.

-Thank you
Jun 13 2016 10:12PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 6,206
Fuck ebi
Jun 14 2016 3:16PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I remember when I was in EBI. I still bear the scars.
Jun 16 2016 4:09PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,518
help, i'm only 12 and idk what ebi is!
Jun 16 2016 5:55PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Jane6I remember when I was in EBI. I still bear the scars.


Once you join ebu your ass is never the same
Jun 21 2016 8:09AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Jane6I remember when I was in EBI. I still bear the scars.


Once you join ebu your ass is never the same
Jun 21 2016 8:09AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
HamFaceGirlHello all,
As you may know, EBI is one of the most elite groups on NS. We are now accepting applications to work as a summer intern for EBI, and if all goes well, a full time position may be offered. Please send your resumes to Hugo, Elbarto, or hamface, and we will be in contact with you in 1-2 weeks.

Regards,
Hamface


You're recruiting for EBI but you're not even a fucking member lmaoooooo

Jun 21 2016 8:44AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
BatemanYou're recruiting for EBI but you're not even a fucking member lmaoooooo



Clearly you don't understand how EBI works

Carry on
Jun 21 2016 8:23PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
.Hugo.Once you join ebu your ass is never the same


I like my ass better since EBI. What's the opposite of night terrors? Wet dreams? Yeah....that's what I get. Wet dreams.
Jun 22 2016 4:58PM
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