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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
jay and silent bob strike back is the fucking best movie in the world. i suggest to everyone to live their lives after jay and silent bob. fuck ya
Jul 23 2002 2:41AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
its all about stupid shit...why don't you just rent mallrats...its better.
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Jul 23 2002 3:01AM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Why don't you just stop smoking grass and watch a real fucking movie.
Jul 23 2002 4:14AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
both movies were absolutely brilliant, but adam is right, mallrats was better
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Jul 23 2002 10:00AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
'Fuckin Jay and Fuckin Silent Bob, recognize.'

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Jul 23 2002 11:39AM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Shut up steel rabbit your a fucking sallie with no asthetics. If you wern't so ignorant you would probably be better able to understand Kevin Smith movies. The man is a genius, recognize.
Jul 23 2002 3:11PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Orson Wells is a genious, Stanley Kubric is a genious. kevin Smith is a homophobic dumbass that makes slapstick stupid movies that appeal to social reject potheads. You call me ignorant? Go watch Citizen Kane or Doctor Strangelove and get the fuck outa my face
Jul 23 2002 3:25PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
stanley kubric and kevin smith are fucking genious's except for eyes wide sut that movie is fucked up(except for the prgy scene), but come on all of kevin's mvoies are the shit. represent
Jul 23 2002 3:49PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuc fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 1,2, 1,2,3,4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin wize doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin faties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smok....uhhhhhh let me get a nickle bag? !5 bucks little man put that shit in m y hand if htat money doesn't show than you owe me owe me oh.


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jul 23 2002 3:55PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
the JASBSB DVD is a fuckin bitch, it has copywrite protection so I can't watch it on my DVD player b/c its hooked up through my VCR...


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Jul 23 2002 3:57PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Jay and silent Bob is the best movie in the world, it ties with How High. How is this movie made for social reject potheads? I might smoke a lot of weed that doesn't make me a social reject pothead. Who thinks that shit up anyways? What kind of homo calls potheads social rejects? We are society!! I can say that i know under 5 people in my life that i have ever met that havn't tried drugs, so whos the social reject now.

Jay and Silent Bob is the sickest movie ever anyone else who sees otherwise has a tight ass, and i wanna do them in the bumb.


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jul 23 2002 4:02PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Oh and that little song i typed up ahead of this shit is the trippiest part of the movie, i have never ever laughed that hard in my life


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jul 23 2002 4:04PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
fUCK YOU, ya fuckin art house fag! kevin smith is a goddamned genius and all of the Jersey series films are great, even/esp. Mallrats. its cheezepenis critics like who are looking for the next fucking English Patient that ruin the full potential of great flicks such as kevin smith films, and relegates them to 'cult' pictures. the reason picture become 'cult' is because a few select individuals can pull their heads out of their asses and realize the true glory and grandure of such movies.

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Jul 23 2002 7:04PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
i am a fan of both kevin smith and orson welles. the world needs both ends of the spectrum. kevin smith films are somewhat less intelligent and epic than that of kubrick or welles, but they are still better than 95% of the films that are out today. rather than bashing smith, why not tell us what makes art house better than other genres; in your opinion, of course.

by the way gomer, i really don't think u can argue that art house films are any less important or are inferior to whatever it is u like to watch.
Jul 23 2002 7:46PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
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Jul 23 2002 8:46PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Kevin Smith makes great movies. And to say they are for noone other then social reject potheads is a serious mistake...
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Jul 23 2002 8:57PM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
Jay and Silent Bob had to be the biggest waste of money and time i have ever spent it was beyond horrible
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Jul 23 2002 10:27PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Urbanskier, I replayed that song in the beginning at least 15 times so I could figure out all the lyrics. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a movie.


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Jul 23 2002 10:33PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
that is a tight movie. i have it on dvd.
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Jul 23 2002 10:34PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
that movie is damn funny, but its nowhere near classics like 'Blazing Saddles' and 'Army of Darkness'


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Jul 23 2002 10:44PM
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Spoon
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! It has come to my attention that many of you believe that Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is a movie. I regret to inform you that it is now. Actually, I do not regret it at all. i feel that anybody who likes that should be let down as hard as possible...
Jay and Silent Bob killed your mother. Not to mention the family pet. Oh yes, and you don't have any friends are relatives who love you. There's a 232% chance you will live a long and lonely life and die alone, unloved with nothing to call yours except the basket-ball sized rectal cancer which has become your one and only friend.
You may be saying to yourself 'Fuck you mother fucking piece of shit fag' or anything along those lines, but i say to you now, isn't a fag just a piece of oiled camping wood, or a cigarette?The answer is yes. those who answered no will be shot by the year 2009. There is help however. I know a great cannibal. Sure the pain is agonizing, but at least your existence will go towards something.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other idiots to betrothe to their hopeless futures. Good day.

Oh ya, and I know where you live.
Jul 23 2002 11:19PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
the best part was when he said betrothe.
Jul 24 2002 2:13AM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
JASBSB is fucking hilarious. HOW HIGH is the worst movie ever. DOGMA is amazing. That movie really shows how talented Kevin Smith is as a writer and director. It's wicked smart and incredibly funny.

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Jul 24 2002 2:17AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
anyone who said this was a bad movie, should go shoot themselevs, it was fucking sick
Jul 24 2002 2:22AM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
yah that movie was cool

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Jul 24 2002 3:47AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
as UrbanSkier said -
'Fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuc fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 1,2, 1,2,3,4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin wize doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin faties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smok....uhhhhhh let me get a nickle bag? !5 bucks little man put that shit in m y hand if htat money doesn't show than you owe me owe me oh.'
add on to teh end....
'my jungle love, owe e owe e oh, i think i wanna know ya know ya, yeah WHAT!!!!!!'

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Jul 24 2002 7:28AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
the point is that its suposed to be a stupid movie that you just laugh at, nothing more
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Jul 24 2002 11:07AM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Spoon your a creepy motherfucker. Dogma is a pretty fucking intelligent movie. See the problem is you're just not smart enought to understand some of the jokes and the overall message of the movie. And how does smoking a weed make someone a social reject??
Jul 24 2002 3:31PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
certainly there must be *some* pot smokers who are social rejects, but in no way does that refere to all of them.

i think the rabbit should maybe have said 'the only people who like that shit movie are social rejects who have nothing better to do than jack off to their mothers photo and watch that abomination' if he wanted to get his point across better

although that might not be fair to the people who jack off to their mothers photos, i mean, theres no garentee that they've all seen that movie.

(i haven't seen the movie, but we own it, so one day, one day)



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Jul 24 2002 4:00PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
well fucking a, i guess i'm guilty of the above charge.
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Jul 24 2002 4:05PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
I didn't say that I meant social rejects that are potheads...it's all in the placement mes amis


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Jul 24 2002 5:24PM
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GothChick666
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None of the Jay and Silent Bob movies have enough of satan in them. lol, I heard Dogma has some religious stuff in there but I haven't seen it yet.

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Jul 24 2002 5:47PM
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Spoon
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
I just ate a brick.
Jul 24 2002 8:04PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
i agree, i couldnt enjoy how high unless i was baked out of my mind. i didnt think it was that great. oh, and OOOOOo! im scared of the new satanist! shes gonna carve a pentagram into my chest and cast me to the seventh circle of hell. jk jk. i respect that if you truly are a satanist, its just like christianity and it has just as many problems as christianity or what have you.

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Jul 24 2002 11:06PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
all i have to say is
'smokin blunts, drinkin 40s,
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts.'
'hey can i get a nickelbag'
'15 bucks little man,
put that shit in my hand,
if that money doesnt show,
then you owe me owe me owe,
my jungle love, oweowewo!'


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Jul 24 2002 11:14PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police yo yo fuck the police fuck fuck the police yo fuck'em
'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'
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Jul 25 2002 1:48AM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Yes fuck thew police another pimp ass part

heres another one

'that shit will fuck you up like perckaset'

That mother fuck song felt so long when i was blazed it was hilarious.

Oh ya and you can't insult How High, if you see that movie really fucking high like bong style high you will trip like never before. 'Fuck that im going to lunch, take a nice long shit.'


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jul 25 2002 4:49PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
like i said, ive never seen it stoned.

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

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Jul 25 2002 7:48PM
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