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Best Comeback

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PungentMelon
Posts: 202 - Karma: 2,499
NS, whats the best comeback you've ever had on some bitch that was givin you shit. I need ideas
9 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52268 - Karma: 170,008
sick thread dude
9 years ago
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 11,892
"just shut up okay"
9 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52268 - Karma: 170,008
GORILLAWALLACE"just shut up okay"



I know you are but what am I
9 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
I'm telling eheath
9 years ago
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holytoast
Posts: 683 - Karma: 301
"Big Nig and the Fat Dab"
9 years ago
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
the jerk store called and theyre running out of you!!


i am rubber and you are glue, whaterver you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.


I fucked youre mom the other night... she didnt like it in the ass, but she already produced one shit child, whats another one?
9 years ago
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numnuts
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,150
if it's a commanding kind of insult like "go fuck yourself" just say no you
9 years ago
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
"I banged ur mom"
9 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
"Dude you never even met my mom theres no way she sent you nudes"
9 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14014 - Karma: 50,128
"You queer cunt mother fucker"
9 years ago
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safety.third
Posts: 218 - Karma: 469
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.
9 years ago
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
ebotdzIf you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.


If I wanted that shitty comeback, I'd scrape it out of your moms ass.
9 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
ebotdzIf you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.


If you want my comeback go wipe if off your moms chin
9 years ago
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Titus69If you want my comeback go wipe if off your moms chin


If you want my comeback wait like 2 years cause I'm only 11 and don't produce semen yet
9 years ago
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Call them a douche canoe
9 years ago
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,316
ur mom's ur dad
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37886 - Karma: 126,865
very bold strategy, OP. wait multiple days to think up a comeback and drop it on em when they least expect it. That way, they become so confused and ponder why you said that and it fucks em all up internally.
9 years ago
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 457 - Karma: 587
"Your mom went to college"
9 years ago
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
GnarlsBarkley"Your mom went to college"


9 years ago
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kami
Posts: 565 - Karma: 4,556
Winking at someone before a hockey fight, boy was he pissed and then I beat his ass
9 years ago
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,194
With a serious face "Literally no one asked"
9 years ago
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,538
my friend can one up you
9 years ago
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Being called a sidesnack nearly made me overdose on panadol so yeah...
9 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7520 - Karma: 51,250
Who was the oversensitive pussy who deleted my comment? Crawl out of your safe space and show yourself. Seriously you're a fucking pussy
9 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52268 - Karma: 170,008
I HATE YOU!

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!!
9 years ago
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
"u r fat"
9 years ago
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