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Best Comeback

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PungentMelon
Posts: 202 - Karma: 2,499
NS, whats the best comeback you've ever had on some bitch that was givin you shit. I need ideas
May 20 2016 1:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,350
sick thread dude
May 20 2016 2:04PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 11,895
"just shut up okay"
May 20 2016 2:12PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,350
GORILLAWALLACE"just shut up okay"



I know you are but what am I
May 20 2016 2:14PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
I'm telling eheath
May 20 2016 5:00PM
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holytoast
Posts: 683 - Karma: 301
"Big Nig and the Fat Dab"
May 21 2016 12:39AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
the jerk store called and theyre running out of you!!


i am rubber and you are glue, whaterver you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.


I fucked youre mom the other night... she didnt like it in the ass, but she already produced one shit child, whats another one?
May 21 2016 2:01AM
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numnuts
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,155
if it's a commanding kind of insult like "go fuck yourself" just say no you
May 21 2016 8:44PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
"I banged ur mom"
May 21 2016 9:35PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
"Dude you never even met my mom theres no way she sent you nudes"
May 21 2016 9:45PM
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Mingg
Posts: 14014 - Karma: 50,145
"You queer cunt mother fucker"
May 21 2016 11:29PM
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safety.third
Posts: 218 - Karma: 469
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.
May 22 2016 1:11PM
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
ebotdzIf you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.


If I wanted that shitty comeback, I'd scrape it out of your moms ass.
May 22 2016 1:46PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
ebotdzIf you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth.


If you want my comeback go wipe if off your moms chin
May 22 2016 1:48PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Titus69If you want my comeback go wipe if off your moms chin


If you want my comeback wait like 2 years cause I'm only 11 and don't produce semen yet
May 22 2016 2:20PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,191
Call them a douche canoe
May 22 2016 2:21PM
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,316
ur mom's ur dad
May 22 2016 8:42PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37894 - Karma: 126,987
very bold strategy, OP. wait multiple days to think up a comeback and drop it on em when they least expect it. That way, they become so confused and ponder why you said that and it fucks em all up internally.
May 22 2016 9:01PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 457 - Karma: 587
"Your mom went to college"
May 22 2016 9:20PM
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Pozzy
Posts: 351 - Karma: 794
GnarlsBarkley"Your mom went to college"


May 22 2016 11:01PM
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kami
Posts: 565 - Karma: 4,556
Winking at someone before a hockey fight, boy was he pissed and then I beat his ass
Jun 3 2016 10:15PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,199
With a serious face "Literally no one asked"
Jun 3 2016 11:07PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,538
my friend can one up you
Jun 4 2016 12:52AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
Being called a sidesnack nearly made me overdose on panadol so yeah...
Jun 4 2016 4:23AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7520 - Karma: 51,255
Who was the oversensitive pussy who deleted my comment? Crawl out of your safe space and show yourself. Seriously you're a fucking pussy
Jun 6 2016 8:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,350
I HATE YOU!

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!!
Jun 6 2016 10:14PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
"u r fat"
Jun 7 2016 12:17AM
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