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Good ways to fuck with my school

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yungcigsmoker
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Won't go into much detail, but basically my highschool (hehehe lol Op is in highschool) has been very tight b-hole recently. What are some good ways to piss off the administration?
May 15 2016 9:40PM
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Dddsz
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My school has a football field with artificial turf... so it's expensive as fuck. I'd love to just poor gas on it, set the whole thing on fire, and run. I think it would be fairly simple to accomplish in the middle of the night.
May 16 2016 4:17PM
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Randy_Quench
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SconnieMy school has a football field with artificial turf... so it's expensive as fuck. I'd love to just poor gas on it, set the whole thing on fire, and run. I think it would be fairly simple to accomplish in the middle of the night.


Totally! Arson is a great prank for any occasion!
May 16 2016 4:18PM
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PeppermillReno
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Text off tons of nudes to teachers and admins so they are all in possession of child porn then call the cops on them.
May 16 2016 4:46PM
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mike759
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some kid took a dump in the hallway a few days ago at my school, one of the teachers stepped in it and was pissed
May 16 2016 4:55PM
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Brue
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S.J.W.What is going on here?


The beginning of the end
May 16 2016 8:45PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
Take all the books off the shelves of the library and put them in a mound in the middle of the library or somewhere, shit would take forever to sort.
May 16 2016 10:17PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Peter.go to class every day, get good grades and then go to a nice college and have a successful career. that'll show em!


nrd fgt
May 16 2016 10:37PM
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ascent_studios
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PeppermillRenoText off tons of nudes to teachers and admins so they are all in possession of child porn then call the cops on them.


you would then be a distributor of child porn. Or you could alway say that the teaches said that they would fail you if you didn't send them nudes
May 16 2016 10:40PM
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Titus69
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SconnieMy school has a football field with artificial turf... so it's expensive as fuck. I'd love to just poor gas on it, set the whole thing on fire, and run. I think it would be fairly simple to accomplish in the middle of the night.


Do it! Its not like those things cost around a million dollars to put in.
May 17 2016 6:11AM
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Dddsz
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Titus69Do it! Its not like those things cost around a million dollars to put in.


Good, I want my school to go under.
May 17 2016 7:32AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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.Hugo.This except use gas and fire so its a burning dick


a couple kids burned 3 huge dicks into our baseball field, quite the sight to see it at baseball games
May 17 2016 9:20AM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
Some of my friends and I put all of the school's trashcans on the roof and put some blow up sex dolls up there too but they took em all down pretty fast.
May 17 2016 10:28AM
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datoldold
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put milk, in either electric base heaters or heat radiators, will make the whole school smell like rotten milk, and they won't know where its coming from
May 17 2016 10:38AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
Wait,
Turn 18
Don't vote for the next school levy,
Start a movement for the resignation of the administration and get enough voters on board to hold the next school levy hostage in exchange.
May 17 2016 11:17AM
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littleman34
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Take a shit in the back of the toilets. Spark a joint walking down the hallway. Call in a bomb threat. Acually bomb your school.
May 17 2016 1:24PM
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