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GrantLewisIsDNTMi would drill out a nice big hole
GrantLewisIsDNTMi would drill out a nice big hole in the side of the building
fill it with lots of lotion/lubezzz
make thineself erect af
repeatedly thrust erect phallic member in and out of building hole until ejaculation
congratulations! you have successfully fucked with your school!
theabortionatorHigh school doesn't matter. Don't look at it like "Omg I'm gonna do something funny to get back at them hehehe" just do what you want.
The only control that really exists is kids being afraid of getting in trouble. Yolo
theabortionatorC-
Also in b4 burn it down
chacha33A couple friends and I just ordered two thousand crickets and were gonna put them in our schools halfway done renovations with a fuck ton of whatever crickets eat so they stay alive and breed like hell
ben_collinsaftermath story required
Dennis_ReynoldsBring a gun and teach those popular kids a lesson
McNocheKnock a chick up and force administration to put on a "safe sex" assemby.
Dennis_ReynoldsThen abort the kid
Bonus points if you go to catholic school
Dennis_ReynoldsThen abort the kid
Bonus points if you go to catholic school
Dennis_ReynoldsThen abort the kid
Bonus points if you go to catholic school
THEDIRTYBUBBLEDigging the new icon
chacha33They arrive on may 20th I was planning on documenting it just for ns
crotchventRelease a bunch of rats into the school they are a couple bucks at the pet store and will screw shit up and probably not traceable to you.
THEDIRTYBUBBLEDigging the new icon
spacecaptain4This is a great idea, me and my buddy released a few a chickens in our HS as a prank and it was awesome, we also never got close to getting caught. I bet rats would be even better. But the best animal I think would be squirrels. You can buy a squirrel trap for about 20 bucks I think.
stimpyskiermow a dick into the grass. this actually happend today
A-cAllThis except use roundup so it's a dead brown dick patch
Titus69Sell your friend a huge bag of oregano infront of the principal or someone high up in the staff.
Randy_QuenchThis could get you into some deep shit. Even if whats being sold is clearly not drugs you are marketing it as such and can be charged with intent to sell whatever drug you are marketing, in this case weed. Definitely advice finding something else to do.
McNocheKnock a chick up and force administration to put on a "safe sex" assemby.
Dennis_ReynoldsThen abort the kid
Bonus points if you go to catholic school
Titus69Wait so I could get arrested for selling oregano because I made it look like I was selling pot? Im baked so this is kinda confusing me. Never knew that was an actual thing, this would be bad, especially at school. OP just leave a nasty shit in the teachers lounge every morning.
.Hugo.This except use gas and fire so its a burning dick
Randy_Quenchprobably better sources out there but here's what I found with a quick google search.
http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/legal-advice/criminal-defense/drug-charges/jail-selling-fake-drugs.htm
Peter.go to class every day, get good grades and then go to a nice college and have a successful career. that'll show em!
S.J.W.What is going on here?