Is I, robot real?

No, but "Milf takes giant meat-rod" is real. Basically this milf (OP's mom) takes a giant meat-rod (from every NS member).

The thread has barely started but there's already so much creativity in here.

*writes creative yet funny post about Goepper*

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/kenny-white-tiger-reveals-price-inbreeding

This thread is now about the downsyndrome tiger named Kenny.

Kenny is a white tiger that was 'selectively' inbred while in captivity in the United States. As zoos and exotic pet stores along with consumers have increased the demand for white tigers, breeders have attempted to recreate the ideal white tiger — large snout, blue eyes, white fur — by relying on a limited pool of white tigers that are in captivity.
The result? With such a limited gene pool, white tigers are born with an astoundingly high rate of deformities and health issues. For example, Kenny is mentally retarded, has significant physical limitations, and is considered the first tiger with down syndrome. The pictures, in many ways, speak to the condition that Kenny and other white tigers are in.

Dennis_ReynoldsThis thread is now about the downsyndrome tiger named Kenny.

Interesting. Now tell me about the syphilisapotamus.

Dennis_ReynoldsKenny is a white tiger that was 'selectively' inbred while in captivity in the United States. As zoos and exotic pet stores along with consumers have increased the demand for white tigers, breeders have attempted to recreate the ideal white tiger — large snout, blue eyes, white fur — by relying on a limited pool of white tigers that are in captivity.
The result? With such a limited gene pool, white tigers are born with an astoundingly high rate of deformities and health issues. For example, Kenny is mentally retarded, has significant physical limitations, and is considered the first tiger with down syndrome. The pictures, in many ways, speak to the condition that Kenny and other white tigers are in.

Dennis every now and again you actually write some deep and inteleget shit, I appreciate it.