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Dennis Reynolds advice thread

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Rennis_Deynolds
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Pretty much the fresh_prince advice thread but now I am older and wiser and have better advice to give.



Ask me anything, I will give you a solid answer
May 3 2016 11:34PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Charlie_KellyDennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?


because dennis is bastard man
May 4 2016 11:09PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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john18061806What do you want the next feature at camp1806 to look like?


a new airbag would be great, lets hope swandog doesn't sue us
May 4 2016 11:11PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Spagett+How badly did you want attention when you made this thread?


how badly did you want attention when you made this post?
May 4 2016 11:12PM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanThe 12-year-old's who have never heard of these old and overused jokes and ideas must be thrilled by you.

Lol so you must be really thrilled by these ?
May 4 2016 11:15PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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skiermanThe 12-year-old's who have never heard of these old and overused jokes and ideas must be thrilled by you.


May 4 2016 11:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MNSkiersHow do I get succ?


I recommend this novel


May 4 2016 11:21PM
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MNSkiers
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Dennis_ReynoldsI recommend this novel



Sorry I only read picture books
May 4 2016 11:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The referenced post has been removed.


is she hot?
May 5 2016 1:25PM
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.Hugo.
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Are you responding to one question at a time so you can keep your thread going longer?
May 5 2016 2:02PM
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MNSkiers
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Fred_BearAre you responding to one question at a time so you can keep your thread going longer?


May 5 2016 2:08PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Fred_BearAre you responding to one question at a time so you can keep your thread going longer?


yes I plan on milking this thread for all its worth
May 5 2016 2:21PM
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NewEscuelers
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I won MOTM and haven't heard shit about the prize pack. I want free shit. What do I do?
May 5 2016 3:24PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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NewEscuelersI won MOTM and haven't heard shit about the prize pack. I want free shit. What do I do?


Pm eheath twice a day until you get something
May 5 2016 5:37PM
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MadFlavor
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how do you fuck a puerto rican chick so hard that her asshole will pop out?
May 5 2016 6:27PM
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Slush
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So, theres this like, this advice thread, and I'm not sure what to ask... What should I ask?
May 5 2016 8:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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SlushSo, theres this like, this advice thread, and I'm not sure what to ask... What should I ask?


ask anything, you will get a solid answer
May 5 2016 10:22PM
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ModMommy
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hi dennis,
I'm staying at windells rn and my roommates are really good skiers. how can i be cool like them?
May 5 2016 10:26PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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safarisamhi dennis,
I'm staying at windells rn and my roommates are really good skiers. how can i be cool like them?


Make me a mod that would make you look really cool


or act like you're really into filming and are really good at it
May 5 2016 10:47PM
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GayWolf420
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you're at a party with your girlfriend and a frog on a unicycle suddenly slaps her ass. what do you do?
May 5 2016 10:56PM
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Mingg
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safarisamhi dennis,
I'm staying at windells rn and my roommates are really good skiers. how can i be cool like them?


WAIT FOR MEEEEEE
May 5 2016 10:58PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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DeebieSkeebiesyou're at a party with your girlfriend and a frog on a unicycle suddenly slaps her ass. what do you do?


Oh shit waddup
May 5 2016 11:04PM
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Slush
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How do I bake a chocolate cake without daddy hitting me with the belt
May 5 2016 11:05PM
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fries
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NewEscuelersI won MOTM and haven't heard shit about the prize pack. I want free shit. What do I do?


pm dennis reynolds
May 5 2016 11:10PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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SlushHow do I bake a chocolate cake without daddy hitting me with the belt


Maybe he's allergic to chocolate
May 5 2016 11:27PM
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ImNotARacist
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Hey Dennis,

I've been smoking what I consider way too much weed, but I just can't commit to smoking less. Id lIke to get my consumption down to 1/2oz a month.

Advice?
May 6 2016 2:35AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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REGRESSIVELEFTHey Dennis,

I've been smoking what I consider way too much weed, but I just can't commit to smoking less. Id lIke to get my consumption down to 1/2oz a month.

Advice?


Smoke like an insane amount in one day so you feel so sick you don't want to smoke as much ever again
May 6 2016 12:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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I am now 22 years old and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?
May 7 2016 1:43AM
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Wrenn
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Randy_QuenchSo I just got on train A, I'd say we're traveling about 69 mph, we left Park City heading toward Hood, which is 420 miles away. Train B left Hood for Park City at the same time, but is only traveling a solid 7 mph. Which train is the hype train?


Asking the real questions
May 7 2016 4:49AM
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Wood_Wizard
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Dennis_Reynoldsor act like you're really into filming and are really good at it

So basically act like Chubz?
May 7 2016 8:58AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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DACO-TOGI am now 22 years old and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?


Get a hot nanny
May 7 2016 12:10PM
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turtlesoul
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who is the best character beside dennis reynolds on Always Sunny?
May 8 2016 1:57AM
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S.J.W
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What's the easiest way to commit a murder suicide?
May 8 2016 3:11AM
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skierman
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S.J.WWhat's the easiest way to commit a murder suicide?


Reading a shitty thread like this and making sure someone is standing directly behind you when you inevitably pull the trigger.
May 8 2016 10:55AM
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John18_6
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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
May 8 2016 12:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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marcushoneywho is the best character beside dennis reynolds on Always Sunny?


whats always sunny?
May 8 2016 2:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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john18061806If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?


depends if he's the one hiding or not
May 8 2016 2:31PM
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Mingg
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How does one do a backflip?
May 8 2016 2:49PM
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McNoche
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MinggHow does one do a backflip?

approach jump very back seat. Don't pop. spot your landing at the last second. Land back seat.
May 8 2016 4:31PM
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crotchvent
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Why am I a broccoli?
May 8 2016 4:58PM
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FastSpeed
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I peed in her butt, what do I do now?
May 8 2016 7:37PM
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McNoche
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36ChambersOfWuI peed in her butt, what do I do now?


Flip her over and drink what drips out.
May 8 2016 7:54PM
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McNoche
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crotchventWhy am I a broccoli?


You are what you eat. Same reason chubbz is a giant black dick.
May 8 2016 7:56PM
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_69
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hi dennys. U won't follow me on Instagram, what shuold I do
May 8 2016 8:32PM
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McNoche
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AnGaperhi dennys. U won't follow me on Instagram, what shuold I do

follow and unfollow him multiple times a day for 2 weeks. And leave racy comments on his posts.
May 8 2016 8:46PM
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Swandog7
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Dennis_Reynoldsa new airbag would be great, lets hope swandog doesn't sue us


Hey no promises man
May 8 2016 9:44PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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McNocheFlip her over and drink what drips out.


McNocheYou are what you eat. Same reason chubbz is a giant black dick.


McNochefollow and unfollow him multiple times a day for 2 weeks. And leave racy comments on his posts.


fuck off mcnoche, make your own thread
May 8 2016 10:44PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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AnGaperhi dennys. U won't follow me on Instagram, what shuold I do


what's your ig name
May 8 2016 10:45PM
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Zypher
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Problem: A hot chick and a semi-hot chick like me but they are both snowboarders. What do I do buddy?
May 8 2016 10:48PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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crotchventWhy do I have broccoli cock?


Make sure to wrap your dick in a towel and beat it with sand after having sex, it kills all the stds
May 8 2016 10:48PM
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McNoche
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ZypherProblem: A hot chick and a semi-hot chick like me but they are both snowboarders. What do I do buddy?


Fuck them both. Then bail, snowboard chicks are sketchy and usually not that hot, half of them have bush.
May 8 2016 11:27PM
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