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Dennis Reynolds advice thread

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Rennis_Deynolds
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Pretty much the fresh_prince advice thread but now I am older and wiser and have better advice to give.



Ask me anything, I will give you a solid answer
May 3 2016 11:34PM
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gapersarefriends
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Hey Dennis_reynolds, should i study for my art final or continue wasting my time on newschoolers watching shitty front swap front 2s
May 3 2016 11:37PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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gapersarefriendsHey Dennis_reynolds, should i study for my art final or continue wasting my time on newschoolers watching shitty front swap front 2s


haha don't bother its not like you can make money being an artist
May 3 2016 11:38PM
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tac0.slayer
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Should I buy Full Tilts
May 3 2016 11:41PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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tac0.slayerShould I buy Full Tilts


depends can you cork 7?
May 3 2016 11:43PM
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tac0.slayer
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Dennis_Reynoldscan you bang op's mom?


Easily
May 3 2016 11:47PM
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BushDid9-11
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Should I fill McNoche's fridge with dead rats?
May 3 2016 11:54PM
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r.simp
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My penis is only 2 inches and it's becoming a problem. Could you recommend me a dick pump?
May 3 2016 11:55PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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r.simpMy penis is only 2 inches and it's becoming a problem. Could you recommend me a dick pump?


this ones expensive but its worth it

http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=25728
May 3 2016 11:56PM
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270on420out
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While we are on the topic, what is your current favorite dildo and why?
May 3 2016 11:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEWhile we are on the topic, what is your current favorite dildo and why?


May 4 2016 12:01AM
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skierman
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Wow, this is totally like an idea that I didn't do 6 years ago!


I wish being unoriginal was an automatic death sentence.
May 4 2016 12:05AM
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McNoche
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Whose a bigger douche bag, Ebola or Skierman?
May 4 2016 12:14AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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skiermanWow, this is totally like an idea that I didn't do 6 years ago!


I wish being unoriginal was an automatic death sentence.


I wish being ginger was an automatic death sentence but here we are
May 4 2016 12:15AM
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ascent_studios
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Should I pee in her butt?
May 4 2016 7:33AM
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Connor_Sullivan
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Cheese pizza with your own toppings or topped pizza?
May 4 2016 7:40AM
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HaydenWrong
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Dennis_Reynold Vs. 2Planker907 friendly game of SLVSH? figure out something for what the loser has to do haha
May 4 2016 8:35AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Connor_SullivanCheese pizza with your own toppings or topped pizza?


Own toppings
May 4 2016 8:36AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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2Planker907Dennis_Reynold Vs. 2Planker907 friendly game of SLVSH? figure out something for what the loser has to do haha


loser has to send dick pics to mingg
May 4 2016 8:38AM
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bait
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Dalbello DRS scorpion 110 or Lange RS 140
May 4 2016 8:43AM
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HaydenWrong
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Dennis_Reynoldsloser has to send dick pics to mingg


to late...... how bout loser uses r.simps dick pump also i have same dlido i use them on my skis to sometimes
May 4 2016 8:46AM
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Lonely
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What is the meaning of life and the universe?
May 4 2016 9:06AM
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theBearJew
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Dennis_ReynoldsI wish being ginger was an automatic death sentence but here we are


What happens to daywalkers...
May 4 2016 9:36AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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Dennis_Reynoldsloser has to send dick pics to mingg


no one deserves a punishment that harsh. The Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional in 1936 in the case Chubzz vs. many dudes
May 4 2016 9:39AM
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Randy_Quench
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So I just got on train A, I'd say we're traveling about 69 mph, we left Park City heading toward Hood, which is 420 miles away. Train B left Hood for Park City at the same time, but is only traveling a solid 7 mph. Which train is the hype train?
May 4 2016 10:02AM
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aiden516
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McNocheWhose a bigger douche bag, Ebola or Skierman?


Question of the year
May 4 2016 10:48AM
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MNSkiers
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How do I get succ?
May 4 2016 11:31AM
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.Hugo.
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Who is the best member on ns? Worst?
May 4 2016 12:10PM
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Big_Spence
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wait you were previously fresh_prince? it all makes so much sense now...
May 4 2016 12:37PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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baitDalbello DRS scorpion 110 or Lange RS 140


Fulltilt tom walisch
May 4 2016 1:55PM
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Dear Dennis,
What do you think of S.J.W.? Also, do you have any recommendations on salad dressing?
May 4 2016 2:02PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The referenced post has been removed.


Say you had a clinical depression so you couldn't work then cram and finish everything
May 4 2016 2:40PM
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aiden516
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I have no money and I'm starving what should I eat
May 4 2016 2:43PM
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.lencon
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Dennis_Reynoldsthis ones expensive but its worth it

http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=25728


How well has that worked for you? I'm considering buying it.
May 4 2016 2:50PM
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Puzzled
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Should I buy a small ssd?
May 4 2016 3:10PM
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User1
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Where's my dad?
May 4 2016 3:12PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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YungBuoyDear Dennis,
What do you think of S.J.W.? Also, do you have any recommendations on salad dressing?


Salads are gay

but if I have to eat one I use balsamic


Honestly have nothing against the guy, I just enjoy cyber bullying him
May 4 2016 3:15PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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aiden516I have no money and I'm starving what should I eat


go to like a sit down place and order food, eat it then when they give you the check run away
May 4 2016 3:19PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Fred_BearWho is the best member on ns? Worst?


I am the best member on ns


El barto was cool though


Dingo sean and skierman tie for worst
May 4 2016 3:21PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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LonelyWhat is the meaning of life and the universe?


Fuck bitches,
say the n word,
get banned from newschoolers
May 4 2016 3:23PM
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Lonely
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Dennis_ReynoldsFuck bitches,
say the n word,
get banned from newschoolers


I bet you won't say it
May 4 2016 4:19PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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LonelyI bet you won't say it


oh yeah?
May 4 2016 4:29PM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanWow, this is totally like an idea that I didn't do 6 years ago!


I wish being unoriginal was an automatic death sentence.

But dude you act like an 11 year old and I'm pretty sure you didn't have ns when you were 5
May 4 2016 4:45PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
May 4 2016 5:16PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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.lenconHow well has that worked for you? I'm considering buying it.


3/10 It couldnt turn my 2 inch hog into a 7 inch python
May 4 2016 5:19PM
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crotchvent
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What should I have for dinner?
May 4 2016 10:02PM
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skierman
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Dennis_ReynoldsI wish being ginger was an automatic death sentence but here we are


The 12-year-old's who have never heard of these old and overused jokes and ideas must be thrilled by you.
May 4 2016 10:26PM
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John18_6
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What do you want the next feature at camp1806 to look like?
May 4 2016 10:36PM
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MadFlavor
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how to you tear a chicks a third asshole?
May 4 2016 10:40PM
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Spagett+
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How badly did you want attention when you made this thread?
May 4 2016 10:44PM
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