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You know you're a park rat when....

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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.
May 1 2016 9:41PM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.


All day
May 2 2016 8:11PM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
When any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol
May 2 2016 8:14PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 20,858
KravtZYou can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you


call out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd
May 2 2016 9:15PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
when you spend all your poop breaks on ns
May 2 2016 10:14PM
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HaydenWrong
Posts: 986 - Karma: 2,165
TallxTWho* not what.
I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.


Respect
May 2 2016 11:15PM
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tamestimpala
Posts: 35 - Karma: 711
when your email is just full of promotional stuff from ski companies
May 2 2016 11:29PM
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
when your pair of full tilts has 3 buckles left or less
May 2 2016 11:34PM
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AngryGramps
Posts: 243 - Karma: 707
w_skiercall out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd


you know you a park skier when you troll on newschoolers, and then get called out for calling out other trolls
May 3 2016 12:00AM
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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,997
when you feel awkward having edges on your skis
May 3 2016 11:54PM
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YoungWookiee
Posts: 708 - Karma: 518
You can't wait until it's spring skiing so you can rep 4xl jib and park laps all day in the sun.. ahh good vibes
May 4 2016 1:16AM
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 688
You're a rat and live in park.
May 4 2016 9:55AM
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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
You twirl random objects like they're doing tricks
May 5 2016 11:02AM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
You bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life
May 5 2016 2:03PM
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Colby_eubanks
Posts: 72 - Karma: 647
You break 3 pair of skis in 1 season
May 5 2016 8:38PM
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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
Colby_eubanksYou break 3 pair of skis in 1 season


when you learn new tricks on broken skis cuz, hey, who cares if you break a broken pair of skis
May 5 2016 11:46PM
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_Daan
Posts: 78 - Karma: 223
When you've got waaay too many stickers :P
May 7 2016 3:24AM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
dexg14When you've got waaay too many stickers :P


Same hahaha, just traded a massive amount of saga, level 1 and tall t stickers I got at Woodward for some monsters from a bmx kid I know that rides for monster army, and I still have more than I need lol.
May 7 2016 3:54AM
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russsavokskis
Posts: 699 - Karma: 1,264
el_mn_opYou bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life


This.
May 8 2016 2:57AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,819
Dennis_Reynoldswhen you spend all your poop breaks on ns


pooping in ski boots
May 8 2016 10:41AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,981
Whenever you listen to a song, you think of how it would go with an edit
May 8 2016 12:22PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
You have a jib park in your backyard.
May 8 2016 4:42PM
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sgg.23
Posts: 271 - Karma: 266
you get maybe too excited when you see a nice dfd hand rail
May 8 2016 4:46PM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Pole-LessWhen any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol


since when are guard rails a geological feature?
May 8 2016 7:38PM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
Rosa_Parksince when are guard rails a geological feature?


It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol
May 8 2016 11:29PM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
Rosa_Parksince when are guard rails a geological feature?


It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol
May 8 2016 11:29PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,584
When 90% of your skiing is done while high
May 9 2016 11:45AM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it


This killed me inside.
May 9 2016 11:38PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Jesse_This killed me inside.


I killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole
May 9 2016 11:45PM
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Jesse_
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Dennis_ReynoldsI killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole


Shit dawg
May 9 2016 11:49PM
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