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You know you're a park rat when....

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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.
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freewillie
Posts: 431 - Karma: 3,326
Sam_Califfeverytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.


yeeeeee
prk bruutha !!
9 years ago
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,100
You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.
9 years ago
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BushDid9-11
Posts: 134 - Karma: 588
You get self conscious when you're shirt ends above you're knees
9 years ago
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
your favorite trick is lip blind 2
9 years ago
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270on420out
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You find yourself looking for tall ts everytime you go to any clothing store.
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Shredability
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ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


this
9 years ago
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Park_Ranger
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you order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com
9 years ago
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cheerio
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The bottom of your snowpants are stained and shredded but its ok because you look core
9 years ago
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-Dan
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You don't have a girlfriend.
9 years ago
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You only marginally care when it snows, you would rather hit rails
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-Dan
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You dont have good hygiene.
9 years ago
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-Dan
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You don't have a future.
9 years ago
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Dddsz
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TallxTYou don't have a girlfriend.


TallxTYou dont have good hygiene.


TallxTYou don't have a future.


But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it
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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
Park_Rangeryou order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com


I always knew there was a heaven somewhere.
9 years ago
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TheSpanishSkier
Posts: 70 - Karma: 153
You have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan
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jabroni.
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SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it


a nice soft pussy*

respek a real1
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-Dan
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SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

Sorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.
TheSpanishSkierYou have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan


you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.
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aiden516
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JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) your girlfriend.


Jib your gf, jib her father, jib your in-laws. Anything to go pro
9 years ago
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maxstr
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JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.


ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


I broke my table in my living room trying a lip on blind 2 with my shoes.
9 years ago
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drumbumocdp
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When you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds
9 years ago
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fries
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drumbumocdpWhen you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds


That's a bit specific but ok
9 years ago
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.Marshal
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When you roller blade cause you can't ski.
9 years ago
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Lonely
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Playing slvsh with the biggest trick being done is a 2 off a ten foot flatbar.


Then bragging about your victories
9 years ago
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ascent_studios
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The middle aged and older all hate you
9 years ago
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KravtZ
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You can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you
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corona
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you suck at skiing
9 years ago
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MInnesotaShred
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You don't wash your gear.
9 years ago
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freeskibum82
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you think straight lining it to the park is cool when in reality you cant ski and this is the only way you know how to get anywhere on the mountain.
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CheddarJack
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ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


I mean what else would it be?
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CUSHKOMA
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You wear your thuggie to school and give zero fucks what people think or say
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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You live on the ice coast
9 years ago
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coolflash8
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your upper body outerwear will forever hang a little looser than other peoples. an unconscious tribute to the days of tall Ts and 4XL hoodies
9 years ago
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dyer
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JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.


JIB EVERYTHING
9 years ago
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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A movie "date" consists of watching the latest Level 1 movie and eating taco bell and ripping bowls
9 years ago
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_Daan
Posts: 81 - Karma: 248
Browse NS all day
Put skiing stickers on everything
Are obsessed with Mr.Walnuts
9 years ago
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Anguz_li
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You smoke a lot and you're always wearing a beanie
9 years ago
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Dddsz
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This is more directed to my home hill, but I'm sure its relevant in many other places.


You ski the same line under the chairlift 50 times in a row to show off.

You purposefully ski over rocks and shitty snow

You only throw down when it's sunny outside
9 years ago
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HaydenWrong
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TallxTSorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.


you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.



what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious
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Mingg
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When it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails
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Titus69
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When non skiers at school think youre a pro
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bananabrains
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Shreds sauce is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

Potential features are everywhere.
9 years ago
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MIHoodlum
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You try to jib railroad crossings in your car.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c
9 years ago
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powderwhor
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2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious


Tall T Dan was and always will be TRU. Lip on b2 became the only trick in the book because everyone already knew TTD is the realest.
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-Dan
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2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious


Who* not what.
I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.
9 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
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when your gun rack has a gun rack on it
9 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
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bananabrainsPorn hub is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.


makes more sense
9 years ago
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HairyCox
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When you realize if you want to be a great-well-above-average-skier
You also have to be a well-above-average-party-machine
9 years ago
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MF_GOON
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when your cats name is todd walnuts.
9 years ago
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Peter.
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MinggWhen it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails


when you get mad that there's fresh snow because it makes it harder to get speed
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