Bernie Sanders- The old guy that sits on the lift with you and talks your ear off the whole way up
Donald Trump- The old rich dad who acts like he owns the mountain, and probably could afford it if he wanted to.
Jennifer Lawerence- The girl who isn't too good at skiing but every guy rides her ass and makes her think she's good because she's hot
Cheech- The old dude who rips the mountain as hard as he rips the bong
Seth Rogan- eHeath