Replying to Your Horribly Realistic Bad Dreams

I want to know who else has had those shitty bad dreams that seem to go forever and they're nothing but anus the entire time.

For example; I felt like I dreamed for 6 hours straight last night about myself finally, FINALLY, getting to have a shred on my brand new skis but once I got to the bottom of a run the bottom of my sticks had the dirtiest and most gruesome core shots I'd ever seen - like somebody had finger fucked a tub of margerine.

Post your most horrid dreams NS