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If you could make a 30 second speech to the entire world, what would you say?

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Dddsz
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"Hood crew fucked your biiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
Apr 15 2016 1:49PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,520
Probably 'get fulltilts'.
Apr 15 2016 2:31PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
Everybody stop having so many damn babies please
Apr 15 2016 3:05PM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,624
"good evening, I'm here to talk to you about Gapers"
Apr 15 2016 3:14PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
I would tell japan to fuck off with killing all the sharks and shit
Apr 15 2016 3:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51758 - Karma: 163,702
She sells seashells by the sea shore
Apr 15 2016 3:34PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,166
Ravioli Ravioli give me the furmuoli
Apr 15 2016 3:37PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,580
Get fulltilts muthafucka
Apr 15 2016 5:57PM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 1,000
get your fucking shit together already like god damn
Apr 15 2016 7:59PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,651
"I hate every single one of you. Bye."
Apr 15 2016 10:40PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
Hey world; can we stop Japan from killing sharks. Can we stop America from listening to trump. And can we get ns to stop picking on our sweet little Mingg? Also get full tilts.
Apr 15 2016 11:21PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
"Stop the sidesnack movement"
Apr 15 2016 11:56PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
J_S'get fulltilts'.


baitGet fulltilts


frickindarnget full tilts.


Probably tell the world to chill on saying get fulltilts
Apr 16 2016 12:03AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37564 - Karma: 121,962
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you and I don't even know you. I hate ya guts and I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you."
Apr 16 2016 1:39AM
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KneeDrop
Posts: 641 - Karma: 1,487
DeebieSkeebies"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you and I don't even know you. I hate ya guts and I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you."

You look like a broke-ass Ice T.

my speech would have to be read by someone else, because there's no way in hell im goin where the whole world can see me
Apr 16 2016 10:27AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,923
None of your speeches would come close to 30 seconds you fucking idiots.
Apr 16 2016 10:39AM
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GrapeHunter
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"buy downtime stuff lel and stop skiing,... uhh... stop using hairspray and save the ozone so we global warming slows down.. use protection... uhh OH and ban dennis_reynolds haha have a good day"
Apr 16 2016 10:52AM
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Newschoolers55
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Pancake_FuckerNone of your speeches would come close to 30 seconds you fucking idiots.


If you say get full tilts slow enough it takes 30 seconds
Apr 16 2016 11:01AM
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Mingg
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Pancake_FuckerNone of your speeches would come close to 30 seconds you fucking idiots.


"I hate every single one of you. Bye.

PS. Fuck you pancake fucker go fuck a pancake. *Drops mic*"
Apr 16 2016 11:04AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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veetuskagIf you say get full tilts slow enough it takes 30 seconds

Anyone saying that takes 30 seconds to say anything.
Apr 16 2016 11:09AM
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Ricky420
Posts: 162 - Karma: 615
What is life but a chance to do stupid shit?
Apr 16 2016 12:13PM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
There is a lot of cute girls out there. If you gather 10 women on average 3 will be hot, total estimate I pulled out of my arsch. Between ages 15-44 there is 3 billion people, about half of which are women. So we can now estimate about 900,000,000 million women are hot and in my age range, a little less because I do not like girls under 18, for legal purposes. 900 million women out there that are bang-able and hot and you want to date her? Forever? Are you so sure? Sounds like a bad idea, my friend.

*Drop mic but hands in the air like I won a prize*
Apr 16 2016 12:17PM
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S.J.W
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Dennis_ReynoldsI would tell japan to fuck off with killing all the sharks and shit


But you have no problem with eating animals like cows and chickens on the daily? Lol hypocrisy at it's finest.
Apr 16 2016 7:45PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Abu-BaghdadiBut you have no problem with eating animals like cows and chickens on the daily? Lol hypocrisy at it's finest.


as a fellow vegetarian... .....not really the same thing.....
Apr 16 2016 7:48PM
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Slush
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Abu-BaghdadiBut you have no problem with eating animals like cows and chickens on the daily? Lol hypocrisy at it's finest.


Sharks and whales are super cool. Cows just shit and piss milk
Apr 16 2016 7:53PM
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GayWolf420
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KneeDropYou look like a broke-ass Ice T.

my speech would have to be read by someone else, because there's no way in hell im goin where the whole world can see me


next nigga to say something while im talkin, is getting shot. please believe dat.
Apr 17 2016 1:45AM
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addie.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 1,432
Hi there everyone. Just a reminder that if you have food water and shelter you'd better be fucking grateful. And if you don't, keep on working to get there. Realize what you have and what you need.

Thank u
Apr 17 2016 12:25PM
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abc
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Follow me on instagram
Apr 17 2016 12:32PM
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skierman
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"All you ladies pop your pussy like this. Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss. All you ladies pop your pussy like this. Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss. Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should. Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should. My Neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack,"
Apr 17 2016 7:29PM
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18mellison
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Feminists are idiots
Apr 17 2016 8:08PM
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dadi
Posts: 449 - Karma: 972
Stop having fucking kids, more kids=more waste=less pow, ALL OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS COULD BE FIXED WITH A DAMN RUBBER
Apr 18 2016 12:10AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Id probably let tall t dan write it he captures all 3 of my emotions in an average instagram caption
Apr 18 2016 12:12AM
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