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Stuff you need but forget to bring to college

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Connor_Sullivan
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What are some things you guys forgot or didn't realize you needed in your dorm room in college?
Apr 15 2016 8:03AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Pocket pussy
Apr 15 2016 8:09AM
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SFBv420.0
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your magic "feel the bern", don't worry someone will cover it, checkbook
Apr 15 2016 8:33AM
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Brue
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SFBv420.0your magic "feel the bern", don't worry someone will cover it, checkbook


SHOTS FIRED.
Apr 15 2016 9:59AM
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McNoche
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Flip flops. Shower essential
Apr 15 2016 10:07AM
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theBearJew
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A safe space, preferably with bully proof windows.
Apr 15 2016 10:22AM
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JGWI
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my brain
Apr 15 2016 10:23AM
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DBack1321
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McNocheFlip flops. Shower essential

This. Flip flops are so nice to have anywhere you go.
Apr 15 2016 11:09AM
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Peter.
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beers
Apr 15 2016 11:12AM
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arnie_grape
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spare car key
Apr 15 2016 11:53AM
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Mingg
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Condoms
Apr 15 2016 12:38PM
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NewEscuelers
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My bloated high school pride and spirit
Apr 15 2016 12:57PM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
SFBv420.0your magic "feel the bern", don't worry someone will cover it, checkbook


Im not a socialist, thank you for the stereotype though
Apr 15 2016 12:58PM
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altie29
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MinggCondoms


let's be honest OP won't be needing any of those
Apr 15 2016 1:05PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Laptop. I recorded as many of the lectures I could so it was easier to look back on for studying.



I made it half way though and realized it would be much better with a laptop. I feel I would have done much better if I had it from the start. I also went to college like 10 years ago... lol
Apr 15 2016 1:12PM
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addie.
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my dad had to send me my drivers license
Apr 15 2016 2:26PM
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McNoche
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Lé.SkiingLaptop. I recorded as many of the lectures I could so it was easier to look back on for studying.



I made it half way though and realized it would be much better with a laptop. I feel I would have done much better if I had it from the start. I also went to college like 10 years ago... lol


I think now a days if you don't have a laptop of your own, you get laughed off of campus
Apr 15 2016 3:58PM
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Dddsz
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MinggCondoms


Silly Mingg... Just ask her to use birth control. You don't need a condom.
Apr 15 2016 4:00PM
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proZach
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McNocheI think now a days if you don't have a laptop of your own, you get laughed off of campus


no you're just poor
Apr 15 2016 4:00PM
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theabortionator
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I mean you can always buy stuff or have your parent send it to you.

If you have some clothes and a laptop you're pretty much set. Power strip, tv, possibly game console.

Bring a guitar so you can impress all the ladies with wonderwall and wagon wheel.
Apr 15 2016 4:03PM
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gapersarefriends
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a work ethic and self control
Apr 15 2016 4:03PM
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Nikolaus
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motivation
Apr 15 2016 4:56PM
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GayWolf420
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fiscal responsibility
Apr 16 2016 1:54AM
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theabortionator
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gapersarefriendsa work ethic and self control


You guys sound like blast. Id trade that shit away in a heartbeat for some piss warm pbrs so I can get day drunk as fuck and cause a ruckus.


#yolo


Nikolausmotivation


DeebieSkeebiesfiscal responsibility
Apr 16 2016 1:30PM
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McNoche
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theabortionatorYou guys sound like blast. Id trade that shit away in a heartbeat for some piss warm pbrs so I can get day drunk as fuck and cause a ruckus.


#yolo


Says the guy that didn't go to college
Apr 16 2016 2:02PM
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Mingg
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SconnieSilly Mingg... Just ask her to use birth control. You don't need a condom.


Better hope she doesn't herpes or AIDS then
Apr 16 2016 2:04PM
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crotchvent
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MinggBetter hope she doesn't herpes or AIDS then


They are going to find a cure for those soon anyways.
Apr 16 2016 2:15PM
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Mingg
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crotchventThey are going to find a cure for those soon anyways.


yeah it's called everyone wear a condom lol
Apr 16 2016 2:16PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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crotchventThey are going to find a cure for those soon anyways.


Not within the next 5 years at least.
Apr 16 2016 2:26PM
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saskskier
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MinggBetter hope she doesn't herpes or AIDS then




Apr 16 2016 2:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
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MinggBetter hope she doesn't herpes or AIDS then


crotchventThey are going to find a cure for those soon anyways.


.MASSHOLE.Not within the next 5 years at least.


I'm not going to say don't wrap it before you tap it, but I have read some stuff how Cannabis can help treat both of these. So maybe we are close? if not at least Cannabis can help with reducing the spread of the infection says a couple of studies I have come across on the internet.



HSV link: http://www.medicalmarijuana.co.uk/how-to-treat-herpes-with-thc-as-explained-by-a-doctor/

HIV/AIDS link: http://www.hivplusmag.com/treatment/2015/02/24/could-cannabis-treat-hiv





Still, better to be safe than sorry.
Apr 16 2016 3:00PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Lé.SkiingI'm not going to say don't wrap it before you tap it, but I have read some stuff how Cannabis can help treat both of these. So maybe we are close? if not at least Cannabis can help with reducing the spread of the infection says a couple of studies I have come across on the internet.



HSV link: http://www.medicalmarijuana.co.uk/how-to-treat-herpes-with-thc-as-explained-by-a-doctor/

HIV/AIDS link: http://www.hivplusmag.com/treatment/2015/02/24/could-cannabis-treat-hiv





Still, better to be safe than sorry.


Much of the work done with HIV and cannabinoids (not cannabis) has been done in mice or monkeys, and was done to look more at neurological effects, not immune system effects. Additionally, the monkey studies looked SIV, which is the primate version of HIV and most likely has subtle differences when compared to HIV.

What makes HIV unique and hard to cure is that it has hundreds of thousands of mutations, and frankly a cure for that seems very unlikely, at least within the next 10 years.

Trust me, we are not close. Very few, if any, companies are focusing on HIV/AIDs cures. It is too expensive.


Treatments may be there, but cures are not.

http://www.phrma.org/sites/default/files/pdf/2014-meds-in-dev-hiv-aids.pdf
Apr 16 2016 3:25PM
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Lé.Skiing
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.MASSHOLE.Much of the work done with HIV and cannabinoids (not cannabis) has been done in mice or monkeys, and was done to look more at neurological effects, not immune system effects. Additionally, the monkey studies looked SIV, which is the primate version of HIV and most likely has subtle differences when compared to HIV.

What makes HIV unique and hard to cure is that it has hundreds of thousands of mutations, and frankly a cure for that seems very unlikely, at least within the next 10 years.

Trust me, we are not close. Very few, if any, companies are focusing on HIV/AIDs cures. It is too expensive.


Treatments may be there, but cures are not.

http://www.phrma.org/sites/default/files/pdf/2014-meds-in-dev-hiv-aids.pdf



You are totally right. I think that once we get a better handle on nano bots that can be injected is when we will start seeing actual cures for many previous incurable diseases. We are finally starting to get close to nano technology (I don't know if you have heard, but scientists have recently constructed a single atom engine that actually works). Once we have the nanobots on lock, it's going to revolutionize everything I'm pretty sure. So far we are many many years away from the goal unfortunately.
Apr 16 2016 4:12PM
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arnie_grape
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Lé.SkiingI'm not going to say don't wrap it before you tap it, but I have read some stuff how Cannabis can help treat both of these. So maybe we are close? if not at least Cannabis can help with reducing the spread of the infection says a couple of studies I have come across on the internet.


plus if you're baked you'll probably end up too tired to go out and nail a bar skank
Apr 16 2016 5:09PM
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S.J.W
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McNocheSays the guy that didn't go to college


says the boy who is still most likely in middle school.
Apr 16 2016 5:54PM
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McNoche
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Abu-Baghdadisays the boy who is still most likely in middle school.


Says the cock sucker whose pry younger than the guy who he's calling out for being in middle school.
Apr 16 2016 5:58PM
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000000000000
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The lease agreement to a house off campus
Apr 16 2016 8:25PM
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crotchvent
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CheeFThe lease agreement to a house off campus


This or get some kind of untraceable poison for your roommate.
Apr 16 2016 8:46PM
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Bodhisattva_
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DeebieSkeebiesfiscal responsibility


Been 3 years, still haven't found this
Apr 17 2016 11:07AM
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DirtYStylE
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Projector(from e-bay) and a king-sized bed sheet for the wall
Apr 18 2016 11:08PM
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270on420out
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Your alcoholic grandfather's tolerance.
Apr 18 2016 11:51PM
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.CJ.
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Sexual consent papers that require my partner and I to sign every five minutes.
Apr 18 2016 11:58PM
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Stadtski
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floor hockey net. pencils. laundry detergent.
Apr 19 2016 10:42AM
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CHORIZO
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the abilty to surpress any disgust in the bathrooms
Apr 19 2016 11:16PM
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Deepskier
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MinggBetter hope she doesn't herpes or AIDS then


What are you hiding ming
Apr 20 2016 12:16AM
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HuckNorris44
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A rectangular fold up table for activities
Apr 20 2016 12:48AM
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DirtYStylE
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.CJ.Sexual consent papers that require my partner and I to sign every five minutes.


bump for the necessities
Jul 17 2018 1:12PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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DirtYStylEbump for the necessities


just a joke 2 years ago...important legal document today
Jul 17 2018 1:29PM
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JoeF2661
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Work ethic
Jul 17 2018 3:55PM
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Casey
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You'll want as much ways to cook food as you can. Microwave, camping stove or Foreman grill, it sucks when it's late and everything is closed but you're starving.
Jul 17 2018 6:05PM
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McNoche
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Man, how time flies. I was funny back in my prime.
Jul 17 2018 10:05PM
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