Poetry Essay Due Monday

You still have 4 days... take a break from fisting yourself, sit down and fucking do your work. Quit being a lazy piece of shit

Due Monday? Come on. A high school English paper can't take more than a couple hours to finish.

ahhh shiiiit I mean you're right but I just have absolutely no motivation. I want to ski the last day at Schweitzer, enjoy the sun, and not worry about being inside on a beautiful weekend writing a stupid essay about poetry.

squidyyahhh shiiiit I mean you're right but I just have absolutely no motivation. I want to ski the last day at Schweitzer, enjoy the sun, and not worry about being inside on a beautiful weekend writing a stupid essay about poetry.

Sounds like fun. Enjoy your zero then!

squidyyahhh shiiiit I mean you're right but I just have absolutely no motivation. I want to ski the last day at Schweitzer, enjoy the sun, and not worry about being inside on a beautiful weekend writing a stupid essay about poetry.

I just wrote a 7 page paper discussing John Mill's theory on higher and lower pleasures today that is due tomorrow. You can write an essay on poetry. Just bang it out in one long session

squidyyahhh shiiiit I mean you're right but I just have absolutely no motivation. I want to ski the last day at Schweitzer, enjoy the sun, and not worry about being inside on a beautiful weekend writing a stupid essay about poetry.

You can still go ski, just dedicate saturday and tmrw night to the essay. It won't take you more than 4 hrs total. Break it up into 30 min work periods and you're gucci.

I came back from the mountain at 10 the other night. I had a 2,000 word essay on Victorian society due at 7. I pulled an all nighter and it worked. You can do it.

THEDIRTYBUBBLEI came back from the mountain at 10 the other night. I had a 2,000 word essay on Victorian society due at 7. I pulled an all nighter and it worked. You can do it.

Holy fuck, if that isn't the definition of procrastination, I don't know what is.

I take online school and I was behind two units and the semester ended in like two weeks. OP, i'm pretty sure you can do an easy poetry essay in four days. Just write like a couple sentences every time you sit down or something. Make an outline and just expand on your bullshit.

"'What do you call a black with a Harvard education?'

There is a black man who listens to racist jokes. He laughs at jokes about blacks being lazy, ugly, and unintelligent. He enjoys jokes about black women as perpetually pregnant parasites chasing welfare checks. He laughs at jokes that portray black men as sex-obsessed criminals. This man laughs at jokes about violence against black women, men, and children. And, he laughs at jokes about whites.

This man, this black man, exists. I know he exists because many whites tell me he exists. I tell them that jokes that stereotype and dehumanize blacks are not funny; they tell me about the black man who listens to -- and laughs at -- racist jokes. How offensive could the joke be if a black man offers his approval? He, that man, can take a joke. He has transcended political correctness. He has given his approval -- spoken and tacit. Why should they listen to me and not him, they ask? He is, after all, a darker black man."




The End.

Bernie Sanders supports your endeavor OP