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If famous skiers weren't skiing

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NewEscuelers
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So I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews. I'm thinking about making it a brief weekly series. I'll put a thread in site discussion called "if skiers were..." and people can suggest subjects.

Anyway my idea right now is if skiers/newschoolers had a different career.
Apr 7 2016 8:20PM
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theabortionator
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NewEscuelers


Weekly thread is a joke bruh

I understand it was a shit season for a lot of people but dayum sonnn.
Apr 8 2016 5:53PM
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cheerio
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Jesper Tjader - Gymnast
Apr 8 2016 7:50PM
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User1
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theabortionatorWeekly thread is a joke bruh

I understand it was a shit season for a lot of people but dayum sonnn.


Why does it matter if the threads are weekly? They have been quality so far and that's what matters
Apr 8 2016 8:19PM
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emejohn
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Peter Olenick: PRO anything
Glen Plake: old rockstar playing small venues to try and save his career
Hoodcrew: builders of the biggest stair sets
Apr 8 2016 10:41PM
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Ben___
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Tall T Dan- Real
Apr 8 2016 11:07PM
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Chris.B
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Ahmet Dadali - Pro Fly Fisherman
Apr 8 2016 11:18PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Tom Wallisch: Owns the worlds largest walnut plantation
Apr 8 2016 11:34PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Every pro skier - Cashing welfare checks
Apr 8 2016 11:40PM
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Hodor
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Dennis_ReynoldsEheath - comic book guy from the simpsons


this is so on point I can't stop laughing.
Apr 9 2016 1:15AM
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The_Joker
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SIMPLE-Still rolling up same as always in the mini van, stealing your woman and your home slices woman........

Can confirm this has happened to me on multiple occasions
Apr 9 2016 2:06AM
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whiteboi
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Maude Raymond: VS angel
Apr 9 2016 2:50AM
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hoodcrew
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moisty fred

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/823751/Instructional-Cichlid-Aquarium-Guide
Apr 10 2016 12:47AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The_JokerSIMPLE-Still rolling up same as always in the mini van, stealing your woman and your home slices woman......

More like a guy that over edits the shit out of tv commercials
Apr 10 2016 11:15AM
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NewEscuelers
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hoodcrewmoisty fred

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/823751/Instructional-Cichlid-Aquarium-Guide


I got 30 minutes through it before I realized what I was doing
Apr 10 2016 11:43AM
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-Dan
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e.litttTom Wallisch is that guy at school with the 4.0 gpa who tutors other students for free in his spare time

Steve Stepp is DJing teen girl parties

Gus Kenworthy is a waiter at a high end restaurant and rakes in mad tips

Tall T Dan is a life coach for A list celebrities

That's mad respect right there. I've always been interested in being an agent or manager.
Apr 10 2016 3:15PM
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Deepskier
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Gus Kenworthy: Photo editor
Vinnie cash: yoga instructor
Banks gilberti: pro skater/ bad ass (bassiclly country mac if you watch always sunny)
steeve stepp: Newspaper delivery until his long time dream of making blender noises and calling it music takes off
Dennis Reynolds: owns pub where he secretly deals next years full tilts
Apr 10 2016 10:56PM
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Zimmy
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this thread would be much better if it required photoshops...
Apr 10 2016 11:15PM
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Jesse_
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Andy Parry would definitely be a lawn maintenance worker.
Apr 10 2016 11:43PM
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Jesse_
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Steve Stepp would probably become a successful music artist.
Apr 10 2016 11:44PM
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Zimmy
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**This post was edited on Jun 13th 2020 at 8:51:48pm
Apr 11 2016 12:33AM
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tac0.slayer
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Tom Walnuts- Pro snowboarder
Apr 11 2016 2:21AM
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Chris.B
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Tom Wallisch - Messiah
Apr 13 2016 2:51PM
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