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If famous skiers weren't skiing

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NewEscuelers
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So I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews. I'm thinking about making it a brief weekly series. I'll put a thread in site discussion called "if skiers were..." and people can suggest subjects.

Anyway my idea right now is if skiers/newschoolers had a different career.
Apr 7 2016 8:20PM
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WeastcoastAlex
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nick goepper: looks like the definition of a pizza boy

tanner hall: that white guy with dreads that is always the laziest barista at starbucks
Apr 7 2016 8:24PM
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Titus69
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Banks Gilberti - Pro skater

Steve Stepp - Probably a gas station attendant

this could be another golden thread for sure
Apr 7 2016 8:36PM
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McNoche
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NewEscuelersSo I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews.


Claim
Apr 7 2016 8:46PM
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Huck_Fin
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Gus kenworthy- hair stylist
Apr 7 2016 8:51PM
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Outoftowner
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GnarologyGus kenworthy- hair stylist


Nah man.

Flight Attendant
Apr 7 2016 8:56PM
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FettySwap
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Steve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder
Apr 7 2016 9:12PM
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fries
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McNocheClaim


I know you're screwing around, but still.. that thread got 4,000 upvotes in 4 days
Apr 7 2016 9:18PM
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Mr.noodle
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Henrick- physicist
Apr 7 2016 9:20PM
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Titus69
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Mr.noodleHenrick- physicist


No way, definetley an herbal farmer
Apr 7 2016 9:21PM
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CarsonDaSkier
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David Lesh - Coke addict
Apr 7 2016 9:28PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Dennis_Reynolds: Bootfitter / Full Tilt sales rep
Apr 7 2016 10:05PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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SteezMcGeeDennis_Reynolds: Bootfitter / Full Tilt sales rep


/male prostitute
Apr 7 2016 10:07PM
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Melbourne.
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Tom Wallisch - Pretzel vendor

Adam Delorme- Airline Pilot
Apr 7 2016 10:07PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Jossi wells- Supreme reseller on ebay
Apr 7 2016 10:08PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Eheath - comic book guy from the simpsons
Apr 7 2016 10:09PM
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ascent_studios
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Bobby Brown - Successful Business man
Apr 7 2016 10:14PM
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JonnyK
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Simon Dumont - Elementry school gym teacher who everyone is scared of
David Wise - Stay at home dad
Alex Schlopy - Pro basketball player
Ian Cosco - Stand up comedian and bar tender
Phil Casabon - Chill librarian who knows lots of cool scientific facts
Apr 7 2016 10:17PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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ben_collinsBobby Brown - Successful Business man


more like a magician that only does the same trick over and over
Apr 7 2016 10:17PM
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ascent_studios
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Dennis_Reynoldsmore like a magician that only does the same trick over and over


haha ya

speaking of which, is Bobby Brown even on NS?
Apr 7 2016 10:27PM
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kshaughn
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Jon Olsson - game show host, news anchor. Basically any job where you have to be really really really incredibly good looking.
Apr 7 2016 10:32PM
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CharlzHub
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Andy Parry and LJ Strenio would own a pizza shop
Apr 7 2016 10:35PM
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e.littt
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Tom Wallisch is that guy at school with the 4.0 gpa who tutors other students for free in his spare time

Steve Stepp is DJing teen girl parties

Gus Kenworthy is a waiter at a high end restaurant and rakes in mad tips

Tall T Dan is a life coach for A list celebrities
Apr 7 2016 10:35PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Thall- Weed Dealer

Jon Olsson- Rally car racer

Gus Kenworthy- Puppy shelter clerk
Apr 7 2016 10:36PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Shea Flynn- Bouncer
Apr 7 2016 10:46PM
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Tamas
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Ian Kenneth Cosco- Airline pilot... oh wait...
Apr 7 2016 10:50PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Ian Compton: makes custom furniture and other stuff with wood
Apr 7 2016 11:02PM
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dun.Can
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if Ryan Braun didn't ski he would still be everyone's uncle
Apr 7 2016 11:18PM
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Skates_skis
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Nicky keefer: physicist
Apr 7 2016 11:58PM
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Skates_skis
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SimonjksNicky keefer: physicist


*Quantum physicist
Apr 8 2016 12:02AM
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MyNameIsDavid
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Dennis_ReynoldsJossi wells- Supreme reseller on ebay
yes
Apr 8 2016 12:43AM
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FabseM
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Andy Perry - would own one of these cat Restaurants that are so popular in Japan
Steve Stepp - Trainee for lifetime at MonsterEnergy
Jon Olsson - poker Player or male model
David Wise - having more Kids or even a kindergarten
Apr 8 2016 5:05AM
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S.J.W
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Candide- world record holder for most weight held by a mans balls
Apr 8 2016 6:55AM
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Hoodliving
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Jake Carney: Explosives specialist for a company that levels buildings.

Scrappy Joe: Club owner that's on the floor losin his shit all night.

This should be a quality thread as well! But to be fair 80% of these pros are still working day jobs so it should be figure out what they really do ha.
Apr 8 2016 8:08AM
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Slush
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Dennis_ReynoldsEheath - comic book guy from the simpsons

you win


Will Wesson: stock market zillionaire who's mad good at whatever he does, an chyll af
Apr 8 2016 10:11AM
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Zimmy
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Vinnie Cash - Martial Arts instructor
Apr 8 2016 10:12AM
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JOTTO
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nbreasinSteve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder


*am finger boarder
Apr 8 2016 10:29AM
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pattyWhack
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Totally Trevor - Creator of the 1 Thumb Punch
Apr 8 2016 11:12AM
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NewEscuelers
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nbreasinSteve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder


***Fingerblaster
Apr 8 2016 12:11PM
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.lencon
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Leo Taillifer- ornithologist
Apr 8 2016 12:59PM
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Skier_75
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Joss Christiansen- family dentist
Apr 8 2016 1:50PM
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theabortionator
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NewEscuelersSo I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews. I'm thinking about making it a brief weekly series. I'll put a thread in site discussion called "if skiers were..." and people can suggest subjects.

Anyway my idea right now is if skiers/newschoolers had a different career.



A weekly thread? This site has gone full potato
Apr 8 2016 2:01PM
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NewEscuelers
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theabortionatorA weekly thread? This site has gone full potato


Apr 8 2016 2:09PM
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bRADon
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The Bunch- Trap lords
Apr 8 2016 3:01PM
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GrapeHunter
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Andy Parry- pizza delivery guy
Erik Olson- clothing designer or sweatshop worker
Karl Fostvedt- surfer
Khai Krepela- model for some underground clothing co
Tall T Dan- assistance for the blind
Apr 8 2016 3:07PM
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270on420out
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Hoodcrew: Bloods


Molesquad: Crips
Apr 8 2016 3:57PM
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tacoshoppedrew
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clayton vila - carpenter hammering nails all day
Apr 8 2016 4:46PM
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MountainInMyMind
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Tatum Monod- the real estate agent of your dreams
Apr 8 2016 5:00PM
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bait
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Vincent Gagner- extreme contortionist in a circus
Apr 8 2016 5:07PM
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FrenchFry
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Cam Riley- Serial killer
Apr 8 2016 5:37PM
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Schoess
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Ken-Dozer: Ken-Dozer.
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