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Worst T.v Commercials:

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LostCarKeys
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Just though I would make a place where we can center our hate on all of the shitty advertisments...





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Jan 28 2005 3:56PM
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twix_182
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the new McDonalds comercials. bum bum bum bum bum.....im lovin it. the bk ones are pretty funny.

me and my friends came up with a couple real good ones for McDonalds for the Chicken Selects and stuff


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Jan 28 2005 4:00PM
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SnowKristaL
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The stupid Overstock.com commercial with the STUPID lady who has no lips and you can't understand a word she's saying except 'sometimes it's all about the gold.' Yea, well you look stupid.

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Jan 28 2005 4:02PM
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SnowKristaL
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And since I posted my last reply, I have seen the commercial 4 times. Ugh.

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Jan 28 2005 4:25PM
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scientist
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mostly just the ones that try to be funny and arent. the best one however is 'my wrists are on fire' hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so good

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Jan 28 2005 10:34PM
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freerider_klo
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^AHHH i hate that one







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Jan 28 2005 10:35PM
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spyder1
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^^ i hate that one too, haha Budwiser made a good one for the superbowl but isnt going to be put on tv. i saw it on sportsnet news, it had a guy backstage in janet jacksons dressing room and he goes to open a bud and cant get it open so he uses the dress, while she is out of the room and he rips off the left breast and just fixes it up so it looks alright, it was just making fun of the costume malfunction. it is kinda one you need to see






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Jan 29 2005 7:11AM
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skier04
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im canadian, and i have to admit that all canadian made commercials are the worst, same with canadian made shows and sometimes movies.
Also, the one where the people are talking about making sure that your 'will' is made because you should want your kids to be happy when you die. i saw one where the man was talking and the lady was moving her lips slightly mimiking what he said.
Jan 29 2005 9:01AM
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Mike-O
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'Red Bull gives you WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!'

I guess they sound like that in English? In Finnish you 'saat siivet'.
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Jan 29 2005 9:13AM
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norcowolverinerider
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tha 1 with those fucking rising crust pizza's and the chick watches it rise in the oven and then goes to get her fucking school pics done and the photographers like. are you sure you want to get 'em done today, we'r back on monday....so gay, and so overplayed
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Jan 29 2005 9:42AM
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sherLocke
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the stupid fuckin trimspa 32x commercials with anna nicole smith. arggghhhh! i especially hate the one where at the end shes like, 'do you want ma body?' and she like shakes her hips and crap. and im just like no you're still a fat cow to everybody, you're old, and you're fuckin gross and if i was there i would surgically remove your head with a fricken 12 guage! whaddya think! argh!


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Jan 29 2005 12:08PM
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AJ_concepts
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any car commercials...besides the ones during the super bowl....i fuckin hate car commercials..
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Jan 29 2005 12:10PM
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french_fry
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old navy christmas sale commercial still rings in my head, what a painful sound...


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Jan 29 2005 12:33PM
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Sknsnw9
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i hate all commercials xept for the superbowl, cause i wanna watch the tv show or movies on tv with out a break for commercials

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Jan 29 2005 2:28PM
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almostaskier
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any car dealer ad
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Jan 29 2005 2:38PM
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katesd
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ALL commercials on TBS Superstation...





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Jan 30 2005 12:22AM
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Joe.
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trimspa baby!



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Jan 30 2005 12:36AM
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eastAR5
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^^ yea i was just watchin a movie on tbs and i couldnt take that shit anymore after 30 minutes

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Jan 30 2005 12:55AM
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rocktheLPs
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the only good commercials, are the super bowl commercials and the quiksilver commercials those were fucking hilarious
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Jan 30 2005 1:07AM
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pierceme
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that quiksilver commercial where the snowboarder goes and hands the other boarder a dog, and then does a trick... that ones freakin hilarious







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Jan 30 2005 1:28AM
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t-man152
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Mc donalds commercials suck. Mcdonalds suck period but their commercials are worst.

The Burger King commercials are hilarious.

guy A: im gonna have to fire one of you
guy B: How are you going to choose
Guy A im thinking of a number between 1 and 10
Guy A to guy B: what number give me a number
Guy B: umm im gonna go with 4
Guy A instantly: your fired.

I know its not exactly that but thats the jist of it and I laugh every time. the timing is perfect.
Jan 30 2005 2:28AM
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*jay*
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by far the worst are the king of floors. the guy sits in his throne with a cape and crown bragging about how cheap his floors are! its shitty filming, crappy acting, really long, and not at all funny!

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Jan 30 2005 2:31AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
ohh another relly funny comercial is the one for Raisin Bran Crunch where a boss is firing a guy who is eating cerial thats crunching and the guy cant hear the boss because of the cereal. its hilarious
Jan 30 2005 2:35AM
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VTskier3
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i like the starbuck double shot commercial with the rocky guys singing to that dude ron...good times



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Jan 30 2005 2:39AM
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skier_boy26
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i dislike any commercial for some shitty little school thing, or the ones for sylvan learning, those are annoying. any mcdonalds commercials and this one for the wish foundation-a weight surgery thingy. jcpenny's piss me off too, but then again i dont watch much tv
in the seattle area, there are Vern Fonk insurance commercials, theyre the worst i have ever seen, yet, theyre the best ive ever seen
Jan 30 2005 3:12AM
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devine
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if your from around albany ny you'll know what im talking about. the billy fucillo HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE car commercials. soooooooooo fucking annoying especially now that thet have an old spanish chick trying to be hot and saying it all in spanish. SO GAY.

i do like the quicksilver commercial with danny kass, and the dc one 'what do you see'

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Jan 30 2005 8:02AM
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norcowolverinerider
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i just watched a philadelphia cream cheese commercial, pretty brutal..almost as bad whut i posted last time
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Jan 30 2005 8:54AM
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freshpowder41
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i hear in germany all there comercials are really funny
Jan 30 2005 9:10AM
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JoeTheRipper
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I know this sounds horrible but evertime I watch the little girl on the bike get hit by the blazed kids in the car I always laugh uncontrollably, I just can't help it. Or the ones where the guy is watching his friend drowning and they are like if you smoke weed you are unable to do anything, I think I just like those commercials in general.

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Jan 30 2005 10:57AM
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icecreamsandwich
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i hate all car commercials, except for some vw ones, i hate the yogurt commercial where the lady is blindfolded, and i hate mcdonalds commercials

i like the 'my wrists are on fire' commercial, i like the expressionless face, its great. i also like the drug ones, just because they amuse me.

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Jan 30 2005 12:00PM
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katesd
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^haha yeah, i was about to mention that.

'how's it going?'
'my wrists are on fire.'







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Jan 30 2005 2:13PM
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EastcoastAR5
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THE ABSOLTE WORST ARE THE STUPID JAMSTER RING TONE ONES. GOD I WANT TO KILL MY SELF WHEN THEY COME ON
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Jan 30 2005 4:30PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I have grown a hatred for both the Robotussin (sp?) and Benelyn commercials. I love the Dentyne frost bites commercial with the taxi driver that freaks out.

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Jan 30 2005 5:13PM
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mk2
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the canadian tire commercials in canada with that family are so annoying i thiink the parents where voted the most annoying people in canada.

club seals not umm...
Jan 30 2005 5:32PM
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katesd
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yeah i hate the canadian tire commercials.. fuckin guy is like bob vila. i hate bob vila.





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Jan 30 2005 5:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^ oh good call. i HATE the yop ones too. i forgot about those ones. i also like yogurt though.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jan 30 2005 6:30PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Jodi, Stacey and I had the exact same conversation. When you're all tv powerful and stuff, can you stab that bitch in the face with a soldering iron please. I hate ugly people, but I hate them even more when they're on tv.

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Jan 30 2005 6:38PM
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