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Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)

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Crazy Fool

Children's stories re-imagined by the NRA

http://www.nrafamily.org/articles/2016/1/13/little-red-riding-hood-has-a-gun/

or one of my favourites: Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns)

http://www.nrafamily.org/articles/2016/3/17/hansel-and-gretel-have-guns/

because that's exactly what we need. to make sure our kids think everything is out to get them.

Apr 4 2016 11:59AM

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Basement Dweller

do they have the story about the kid who mows down his whole school?

Apr 4 2016 5:19PM

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Crazy Fool

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/822910/The-NRA-Should-Rewrite-All-The-Classics

Apr 4 2016 5:24PM

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Insane

Wait, kids arent already taught that everything is out to get them?

Apr 4 2016 11:16PM

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Crazy Fool

I'm very pro gun but even I'll admit that they were trying too hard with those. I actually found them kinda comical.

Apr 4 2016 11:46PM

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Pro

There already is a story of little red riding hood with a gun, it's Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl.

These are pretty neat tho

DeebieSkeebiesdo they have the story about the kid who mows down his whole school?

I died at this. +K for you

Apr 5 2016 4:50AM

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