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and the most tasteless commericial award goes to!
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this bad boy right here, what were they thinking?
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106962
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
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that sucks
that doesnt makeme wanna buy a car. that just sucked
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hahaha i love it, it would've been better though, had he praised allah or something
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That can't be a real commercial...
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screw that
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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
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The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=582&e=1&u=/nm/20050128/wr_nm/autos_volkswagen_ad_dc
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thats it. im buying a volkswagon
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Hahahaha, how can you guys hate on that? Holy shit was that funny!
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thats some good shit.
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its funny sure, but likely to offend some people.
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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old navy beats that for shittiest and most annoying commercial.
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I'm sorry but that's the best commerical i've ever seen...ahha
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fuck, that was awesome! I have a volkswagen, it's sick
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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it goes to show you that suicide bombers drive volkswagons and if you see one shoot it.
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^ And what, have the bullet ricochet off the car and hit me in the balls? Fuck that.
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bwahahaha, bump
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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haha not tsteless just creative its great
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i think its offensive
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funny, but kinda nasty, cause is that blood splattered all over the passenger window?
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Why would that offend anyone, it didnt make any reference to race or anything, it was just a dude who happened to be a suicide bomber, no reference to race or religioin, had he been like ABACKALACKADACKA ALLAHMAJIHAAAAD!!! then it would be offensive, all that commercial was was pure genius
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/\right. but you know certain people. if that was ever aired they would be like, 'ohh my god thats horrible with all the terrorism thats going on these days! thats just disrepectful to those that have died in suicide bombings!' i think its hilarious and quite clever and don't find it offensive myself at all.
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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thats awesome
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hah.. yeah, it IS a real commercial, i saw it on tv a couple days ago. I was flabberghasted.
-katie
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haha i figured it was one of those commercials that get made but never make it to television. thats awesome its on tv haha.
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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if someone is offended by that they can just fuck off
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flabberghasted. Excellent choice of words. hehe
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hah.. thanks, i liked it too.
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first time ive ever seen anyone pull flabberghasted out on the internet, congrats
Ski New Jersey
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AHAHAH that was hallarious!!! when you kids were like thats offencive, and i saw him about to blow up the car i thought to my self... Oh my god, hes going to kill those people, but instead he just killed himself. ahahahahahha.
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HAHAHAHAHA thats an awesome commercial. I hope they air it. I dont remember who said it but who has respect for suicide bombers that would watch this commercial?
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hahaha single most offensive/funny commercial ever.
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haha thats great
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I think the award goes to AMEX's DeNiro commercial, using Ground Zero for marketing is NOT cool.
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the worst commercial ever has to be the Dairy commercial with skateboarders, and exploiting skating and talking about how cool milk is...then it says go to milkskate.com or something like that. I hate that commercial
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wow, ahahahahaha. too funny. and i hope suicide bombers everywhere get offended by that.
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it's aired in canada.
-katie
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imagine the uproar if this was aired in america.
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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I love it, how can you not like it?
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how could it be fake if people said they have seen it on tv. and what in the link indicates that its a fake commercial?
'damn son landing switch in pow is like...eating jello with a fork...'
-joemuench
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man that's offensive, but i mean, yeah it's amusing, i wouldn't say funny, cause someone killing themselves in an act of suicide isn't funny, although darwin awards are funny.
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