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MY MOM FLIPPED TANNER

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Marg
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I bet all of you that were at the Open heard about this. I wrecked my knee so i stayed in iced and watched paris hilton on TV. But my buddy ty and his dad and my mom went out to that party gathering on Wednesday night of the open. Aparently T$ and CR were tryin to pick up my mom when they were a lil tipsy. My mom doesnt no much about skiing but when Tanner said his name during his pickup scheme my mom caught on and was like you little basturd and dropped him on his ass. My mom owned T$ haha



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Jan 28 2005 12:13PM
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KingShit
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Lets see a pic of your mom gangsta.

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Jan 28 2005 12:30PM
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Rez4frederick
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ah what the?? your moms a cockblocka too?
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Jan 28 2005 12:33PM
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Armadaguy
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dude ur mom must be so hot
do it for yourself and no one else
Jan 28 2005 12:39PM
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eastAR5
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^ or t$ had too much to drink

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Jan 28 2005 12:41PM
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rippinbumpskier
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yea i think he was....... the story said tanner was a lil tipsy
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Jan 28 2005 12:44PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahahah thats awesome. werd to your motha
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Jan 28 2005 12:44PM
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BrianGauthier
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show us pic of your milf




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Jan 28 2005 12:56PM
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eastAR5
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haha that would be awesome if your mom got banged by tanner and cr and then your dad got pissed and they had a c-crew vs your dad fight

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Jan 28 2005 12:56PM
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Kasanovah
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hahahahahha

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Jan 28 2005 1:01PM
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Cytane
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that's a fuckin nice story
Jan 28 2005 1:08PM
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espen^R
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pictures of ur mom?? let us see what tanner was trying to get...
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Jan 28 2005 1:17PM
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rightcoastskier
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haha c crew vs. ur dad
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Jan 28 2005 1:52PM
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Lanemeyers
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Mommy pics.

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Jan 28 2005 1:57PM
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shitfaced
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so dude your like what 6 or 7 yrs old, yea lets see the pics of your mom the bomb


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Jan 28 2005 2:09PM
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WONTON
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guys...the mommy looks like this...




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Jan 28 2005 2:28PM
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rebuc2
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^ahahaha, lol, thats my dad. jk:)
Jan 28 2005 2:30PM
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chocolate chip teddy grams are far superior to choclate teddy grams
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yeah funkin right kid
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Jan 28 2005 3:42PM
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polishskier
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lol
Jan 28 2005 4:25PM
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ew
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Jan 28 2005 4:25PM
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Money>





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Jan 28 2005 4:29PM
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Lanemeyers
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That dude makes me want to rip my eyes out.

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Jan 28 2005 4:33PM
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DynastarriderGP
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that's awesome.
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Jan 28 2005 4:37PM
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friday01
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damn tanner must not have much game, it didnt take much convincing for me to get yer mom in the sack
Jan 28 2005 5:32PM
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Sashac
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Hahaha, nice.
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Jan 28 2005 5:41PM
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DRISKEY
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post the milf! post the milf! post the milf!
Jan 28 2005 5:43PM
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edmonton_skier
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hhahahahah man that is priceless, thats embarrasin..
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Jan 28 2005 7:42PM
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we all kno that's not all that happened.......
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Jan 28 2005 7:44PM
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reezyfbaby
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tanner is a pretty ugly dood. he has no eyebrows.

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Jan 28 2005 7:45PM
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skibrdingbitch
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na'h tanners hot!

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Jan 28 2005 7:46PM
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chugLIFE
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pro ho^
plus margetts(couldntgetausername)'s mom is hot hahaha, and margetts dad beaked tanner the day after to, it was so funny
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Jan 28 2005 8:01PM
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*Peterson*
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^that's funny as hell
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Jan 28 2005 8:08PM
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Lateralis
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tanners a fucken little bitch



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Jan 28 2005 8:29PM
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Marg
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it was pretty funny. the morning after i was standing at the top of the course when tanner strolled in. I was like whats up T rumour has it you were tryin to pick my mom up last night. He was like oh shit that was your mom I'm so sorry. I was like dont apologise to me go apologise to my mom right over there. Him and Cr went and said sorry to her it was so funny



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Feb 3 2005 7:44PM
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five0
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thats fucking rad
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Feb 3 2005 8:50PM
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ckmcm
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T hall is fucking one of my friends now and she is probably way hotter than your mom

Feb 3 2005 8:54PM
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lineskis_16
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me mat dont you live in penticton?

Feb 3 2005 8:57PM
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skierscott
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thats so funny. i was at big air throwin out ninthward shirts and your mom came up to me and told me the story so i gave her a shirt it was great. t is my boy, but thats some funny shit. an to all you out there she was good lookin
Feb 3 2005 10:14PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Ckmcm, you dropped something. Clean up after yourself.


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Feb 3 2005 10:17PM
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Marg
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thats so funny i'm wearing that shirt right now



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Call The police he has no pants
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Feb 3 2005 10:30PM
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johanblaze
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hahahaha good story

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Feb 3 2005 10:31PM
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freeskier0808
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hahaha thast funny but too bad its probly all bull shit......
Feb 3 2005 10:47PM
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Marg
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^ ya youve got it all figured out its just another elaborte scheme to say that i talked to tanner



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Call The police he has no pants
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Feb 4 2005 12:30AM
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albatross.
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ahh, how long is that mcl gonna keep you out?
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Feb 4 2005 12:42AM
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Marg
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its my medial meniscus and i'm gunna try skiing tomorro i dont think i can jump yet



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Call The police he has no pants
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Feb 4 2005 12:46AM
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albatross.
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so lucky, one of my friends was out for a few months with mcl. if your mom was 10 years younger, single, and you werent born yet - you could have been tanners son.
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Feb 4 2005 1:01AM
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*BeckyK*
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that bitch stole my icon
Feb 4 2005 1:10AM
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chugLIFE
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^^ ya but he deserves it, hes fucking sick bitch





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Feb 4 2005 3:05AM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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plus he's been here a lot longer than you
Feb 4 2005 1:58PM
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mr.ski
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oohh sweet milfs on newschoolers
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Feb 4 2005 3:07PM
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french_fry
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Now wtf was your mom doing at a skiing afterparty dude, are you like an accident and your mom is only 28, cuz thats kinda weird...



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