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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
What does it feel like for a girl? has anyone ever wondered?
'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jan 28 2005 10:27AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
better than it feels like for a guy. It makes me kinda jealous.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Jan 28 2005 10:28AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Once they have one, they want more. They're that good.
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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
Jan 28 2005 10:34AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
female orgasms are just an urban legend kids...
Jan 28 2005 11:47AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^fuck off.... I'm not 13 years old.
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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
Jan 28 2005 11:58AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
must be like eating a big apple pie after starving in the wildnerss for a week

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Jan 28 2005 12:00PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I was just curious because they make so much noise so it must be enjoyable.

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jan 28 2005 12:02PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
yeah, deffitely better than a guy's. They have it good. You don't see guys giving the same reactions girls do.



Like a virgin on prom night



A few soft moans



You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself



When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah



You A-hole
Jan 28 2005 12:15PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
it cant be that good if they can reach it multiple times....just kidding...


-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
Jan 28 2005 12:20PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yeah definitly better htan a guys...but remember...they can only do it 3 outta 4 weeks...which..damn tahts still not fair
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Jan 28 2005 12:59PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
yeah but they can do it numerous times ^ so that makes up for it
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-Matt



my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 28 2005 1:00PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
where are the girls input for this thread?

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Jan 28 2005 1:01PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
yea its a bunch of guys talking about shit im sure they have no clue about lol


Matching Special Blend Jacket and Foursquare Snowpants for Sale
^^^^It's BRAND NEW. NEVER BEEN WORN!
Jan 28 2005 1:04PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
yea...def better for girls. why else would they make so much fuckin noise?
Jan 28 2005 2:41PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
But can girls climax in 3.8 seconds? I think not.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Jan 28 2005 2:55PM
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rebuc2
Posts: 293 - Karma: 9
^lol,ah that funny
Jan 28 2005 3:02PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
when they have a clitoral orgasm its just like a guys, and its the same muscles that contract to give them an orgasm so it feels the same, but when its a g-spot orgasm, thier like a minute long. versus our ten seconds.


-CCR-
'every day should be a good day to die. dont loose your dreams'
--Dave Matthews
Jan 28 2005 3:05PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Well it kind of feels like... actually, no, I'll just keep you guys wondering.

- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
Jan 28 2005 3:10PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
pleeease ? thers pie in it for yah
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-Matt



my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 28 2005 4:31PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
hahah how are you morons stating that it feels better for a girl than a guy? Have you ever been a girl before, if not are you just talking out of your ass then?
Jan 28 2005 4:34PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
^ yes
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-Matt



my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 28 2005 4:48PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
actually its more cumming from my dick.
impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
Jan 28 2005 4:59PM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
damn, i must be really bored to have clicked on this thread





the Music Never Stopped...
Jan 28 2005 5:00PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
^lol, me too
Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Jan 28 2005 5:11PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
wow, i've learned alot in this thread
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Jan 29 2005 8:14AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Spike540, they can do it 4 out of 4 weeks, you dumbass. Haven't you heard of rubbers? My girlfriend has like one day of stomach pain, then that's it, she's horny again. I love her. The max I've gotten out of her is 3, but she said the third is only plus, not that good anymore. But that doesn't apply to everyone, I think.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Jan 29 2005 9:18AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^you stick it in her bleeding vagina? Sick....

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Jan 29 2005 1:02PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
Hahahaha this is funny. I agree with Sasha, it's great to keep you all wondering.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Jan 29 2005 1:11PM
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free10skier80
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
haha yes! you guys are just going to have to imagine for now. but id have to say that it feels better when i shave
Jan 29 2005 1:39PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ew


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

Jan 29 2005 2:31PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
wheres irishdrink87 when you need her? she left us.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jan 29 2005 3:30PM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
Public_Enemy, was that ew in response to Skier10whatevers comment on shaving? cause if you think a shaved box is gross, you're one fuct up kid. Shaved box is one of the best things in the whole entire world...


be original, hate your government
Jan 29 2005 4:14PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
^why would you care?
«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jan 29 2005 4:19PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
isnt there some way for guys to build up to an hour orgasm or something? you have to meditate and dedicate so much time to it but come on...its a 1 hour orgasm



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Jan 29 2005 6:01PM
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EastcoastAR5
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^ haha wow good job taking that from american pie 2 and acting like its a true fact...i mean maybe but im sure you just saw it therre....and an hour? i think it would get old
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I Heart Skiing
Jan 29 2005 6:21PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
your thinking of keggles
Jan 29 2005 6:24PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
keggles waht you talking bout willis
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I Heart Skiing
Jan 29 2005 6:25PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
^ its true, there are ways to achieve that intense of orgasms, maybe not for an hour, but american pie wasnt just maken em up



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow
Jan 29 2005 6:25PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
well then thats awesome
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I Heart Skiing
Jan 29 2005 6:27PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
a) I-money... i don't think you have a clue what you're talking about. haha

b) half the reason we make so much noise is for YOU guys. (you tend to like positive reinforcement)

c) skierman raises an excellent point... it takes a lot of time and work for us. you guys got it easy. if ours IS better, we deserve it. PLUS, half the time we never get it anyway, no thanks to you guys.





-katie
Jan 29 2005 6:34PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
cmon assholes i did my homework on this one



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Jan 29 2005 6:35PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
woops i didnt see you came around to see i wasnt makin shit up. sorry for calling you an asshole.



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Jan 29 2005 6:38PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
^well said katie! i second your opinions
Jan 29 2005 6:39PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^are you a dude or a chick?





-katie
Jan 29 2005 7:14PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Have you ever heard a women describe an orgasm? 'the ocean came in, and then went back out, then it came in faster and rushed out, and then it crashed in and thundered out. then a unicorn kissed me on the cheek!'

Ill tell you what mines like. Im standing on the edge of a cliff like 'hmm hmm hmmm' *smack* falling 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' and then I land on a big pillow.
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E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis
Jan 29 2005 8:42PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
FAKE!





Live To Ski...
Ski To Live...
Jan 29 2005 8:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
its scientifically proven to be better for girls, look it up if you want details


Fuck You
Jan 29 2005 9:20PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
However we have them a lot less frequently. Is this a quality over quantity matter?

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Jan 29 2005 9:22PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
in something like this its definetly quality over quantity


Fuck You
Jan 29 2005 9:26PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
im a girl
Jan 29 2005 10:15PM
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Anathema
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I wish I could blow multiple loads. How fantastic would that be... well, maybe not for the girl...



capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
Jan 29 2005 10:36PM
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