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Suuuuuh dudes. Don't know if this game has already been created but my friends and I call it Social Anxiety. Basically we put together a list of weird, but reasonable shit to do and then do it at parties and see if people catch on. It's stupid, but we all have girlfriends so we need to entertain ourselves when we go out. We're lookin for some new ideas.. I'll post some examples, but I want the incredible minds of NewSchoolers to help out.

-Include a fruit in every sentence
-Get really into every conversation you have (nod a lot, express passionate emotion, etc)
-Get really offended by everything someone says to you
-Lean in to kiss whoever your talking to
-During conversation, tell someone you "need to take this call", then clearly show your phone so they can see no one is calling
-Find two people you don't know and try to introduce them to each other
-Cry