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How to end the war

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LittleDevil720
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So supposobly, all these suicide bombers, are arabian/muslim or whatever jews. These guys are afraid of pigs. i guess it is a sin to have antyhing to do with a pig, touch there blood eat them or whatever. So i guess a lady suggested they take pig, load them into paintballs and hit them with pig.. I guess in a previous war in like 1940's or something they threw pig all over these guys' lawns houses and waht not and they stopped...it could be possible.....



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
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Jan 27 2005 5:32PM
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Pavesi
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no the pigs sound much more affective
Jan 27 2005 5:47PM
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freeze_pooter
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that wouldown so much but the libs would complain that u took advantage over them to win(yeah makes sense huh)
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Jan 27 2005 5:53PM
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*BeckyK*
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but then all the pigs would die and we couldn't eat bacon anymore
Jan 27 2005 5:54PM
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Ski-hobo
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Yeah, if they touch pork, they become unclean and cannot enter paradise.


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Jan 27 2005 5:57PM
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freestylejibmaster
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i was watchin comedy central and there was this guy that said 'man i like bush, he makes me feel like i could be pres. Some one asked him, mr. president, how do you spell bahgdad, he answers 'BOOM' thats how you spell it' yea just thought i should share. thought it was pretty funny
Jan 27 2005 6:01PM
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EastcoastAR5
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just build bombs full of pig guts and stuff and drop it on them
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Jan 27 2005 6:05PM
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Utahpowderskier
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what did the pigs ever do to them?
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Jan 27 2005 7:06PM
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jarossamdb7
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im confused. you cant be a muslim jew...


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Jan 27 2005 8:11PM
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aggro_sk8
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islam is based quite a bit off of judaism, and most of their cleasning laws are from the judaistic laws of moses
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Jan 27 2005 8:30PM
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LittleDevil720
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several hooved animals are like the devil to them, one of them being pigs



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Jan 27 2005 8:50PM
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SteezePatrol
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I thought that they worhsiped cows??? oh well
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Jan 27 2005 8:52PM
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Why can't we all be friends?





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