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Lé.Skiing
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what would you do if you lost the most valued body part and there was no replacing it... state what body part you lose and what you would do.. if i lost my weiner i go on as killing spree and then do a sucicide by cop.
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Jan 27 2005 11:54AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my rectum, then i wouldnt be able to get fucked anymore



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Jan 27 2005 11:55AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
my head, and I'd be dead.
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Jan 27 2005 11:56AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
my left pinky, like shannon schadd, then i could get workers comp and be a pro skier!

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'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
Jan 27 2005 11:56AM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
and when someone asks me who im sponsored by, ill be like, 'the US govt bitch, now stfu or im gonna free you'

Originally posted by EasySteezy

'My aunt has had like 4 brain tumors, and has made it through every one. She is still alive and kickin'...well not really kicking, she is in a wheel chair cause she olst conrol of her legs.'
Jan 27 2005 11:57AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
my fingernails because it would be a pain to itch my balls without them.
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Jan 27 2005 4:25PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
yeah id have to go with the butt to think about it a world without butt sex that would be hell
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Jan 27 2005 4:32PM
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jarossamdb7
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you would explode or starve to death if you lost your asshole too.




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Jan 27 2005 8:15PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
my mouth. it's just so damn powerful
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Jan 27 2005 8:16PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
one of my legs, then i would be able to ski, so i would get a fake one



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Jan 27 2005 8:21PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
^from chomping on so much penis and guzzling so much white dna



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Jan 27 2005 8:22PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
if i lost my head, i'd probably die. that or rob a convenience store. either/or.





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Jan 27 2005 9:08PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
LMFO^^... they wouldent be able to identify you... or maby they would
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Jan 27 2005 10:02PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
I someone carved out my eyes i think i would go nuts. I think go base jumping without a pack
Jan 28 2005 12:26AM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
and call it when u think ur about to hit the ground
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Jan 28 2005 12:38AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
a body part. my epidermis. that would suck pretty bad to loes. if i didn't die or suffer however, i would go around scring the shit out of people. alright!
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Jan 28 2005 12:46AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
actually, like other than having sex and pissing and stuff, i think your penis would be the easiest thing to live without. Cause i mean like, in every day life, its not like your using it constantly like your hands or legs, but i would definatly kill my self if i lost my dick
Jan 28 2005 1:45AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
my dick, coz it would be way to hard to piss and i couldnt fuck or evan masterbate
Jan 28 2005 3:12AM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
yeah thats like every mans fear, losing his cock or testicles, it would be so devastating, youd be missing part of your soul, i think you would still have the feeling from all the chemical stuff goin on in ur body but you wouldnt be able to release that pleasurable feeling

on another note, if i lost it id probably become a raging alcoholic

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Jan 28 2005 7:11AM
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hucksterjibber15
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my mouth, without your mouth, they would be no drinking or smoking, or oral. i would start doing coke
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Jan 28 2005 7:50AM
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cvlive08
Posts: 531 - Karma: 10
my ballz just becuz that would really look weird and it would hurt
Jan 28 2005 8:33AM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
my thumb and pointer finger and i would be able to write, and it would make it hard to type and go on ns.






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Jan 28 2005 9:06AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
my wiener, adn i would get a dildo and replaced it.... ... ... !
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Jan 28 2005 9:56AM
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ECboarder698
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^sex is my life. so i think it would be hard!
Jan 28 2005 3:10PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
i would be awful sad if i lost my ear. i couldnt 'ear' get it 'ear'


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Jan 28 2005 10:27PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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a boob, and then I'd just get an implant sort of deal or wear a special bra... it wouldn't hold me back from skiing that's fo sho


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