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Jon Stewart's excuse for never skiing?

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lanks
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'I grew up in New Jersey.'

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I don't condone this.
Jan 27 2005 2:24AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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so? tanner hall grew up in compton and look at him now


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Jan 27 2005 2:28AM
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aclsarescary
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yeah...so what.









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Jan 27 2005 3:20AM
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aclsarescary
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growing up in New Jersey screws you up.


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Jan 27 2005 3:21AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i dont care, he does the world a big enouh favor by doing the daily show
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Jan 27 2005 3:59AM
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lanks
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personally, i think its a great excuse. this post was meant to insult people from new jersey, if y'all didnt catch on.

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Jan 27 2005 4:25AM
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SmoKinSkier
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We caught on we just fuckin the love daily show. He could denounce the sport of skiing all together i dont watch him for his skiing ability he is just hillarious!




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Jan 27 2005 6:12AM
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flatspinblunt
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the only good thing about jersey skiers are the party moms in tight pants that sit in the lodge all day, but other than that its a state full of joeys....



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Jan 27 2005 8:44AM
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LINEskier03
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its also a state full of idiots too


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Jan 27 2005 10:38AM
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DRISKEY
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jon stewart is the fuckin man. so funny and so informative too.
Jan 27 2005 10:41AM
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jflo453
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I live in jersey, and i ski a ton. And u cant even hate on new jersey mountains anymore because mountain creek has the best park in the east and argueably one of the best in the country. Theyve got something like 45 rails, the huge new wallride which is 16 feet tall, a pipe where some major competitions go down and plenty more shit. Im not saying it compares to like keystone but its up there
Ski New Jersey
Jan 27 2005 10:46AM
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dilla_says_go
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^shut up you dirtbag. go drive like an asshole.

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Jan 27 2005 11:02AM
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ski8990
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my dad is from jersey but he moved to vt cause jersey sucks balls.



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Jan 27 2005 1:33PM
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dspin7x
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I would hate to live in jersey, id probably just kil myself instead
Jan 27 2005 1:36PM
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campy274
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ya jon stewart isc crazy funny but I actually like Jersey
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Jan 27 2005 1:58PM
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freeskier0808
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hahah yeah fuck jersey go to colorado like me next year and get the hell away from the east it sucks.......
Jan 27 2005 2:08PM
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nothanks
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new jersey bitches invade my town in the summer for track season(saratoga springs) and drive like whores and take up space



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Jan 27 2005 2:20PM
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vantownloc
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cherry hill represent!
Jan 27 2005 3:05PM
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vantownloc
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ok ok haddonfield rep it
Jan 27 2005 3:09PM
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lineskier610
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The armpit of America. Mountain Creek is a jem though with the kind of parks in this region. And whoever said Mountain Creek is better than VT parks and arguably the best in the country please shut up. I enjoy Mountain Creek but lets not lick its balls.





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Jan 27 2005 3:38PM
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nsrhythmskier
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yea all of you should come to jersey and see how much our park rips...who cares if the mtns suck our park is still one of the best in the east
Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
Jan 27 2005 3:44PM
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.Blake.
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i understand that alot of you think jersey is shitty, but that is because alot of you are ignorant as shit. i live in jersey and where i live its nice as shit, obviously there are shitty areas but alot of states have shitty areas. the county that i live in happens to be the third richest county in the US, so its obvciously not shitty at all. so dont knock on jersey, especially its skiers, if you have never been there or met one of us.

now to the mountain creek issue. i dunno if it has one of the best parks in general, but its fuckin up there as far as jibs go. just check out the website.


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Jan 27 2005 3:55PM
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4frntSkier
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haha sussy chapstick
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Jan 27 2005 3:56PM
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twintipteles
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hahahha^ 'the county i live in is the third richest in the country, so its obviously not shitty at all'
how does richness have anything to do with not being shitty, i hate most of the rich people i know cuz they're assholes
what do you do in your free time? compare housing quotes with friends, occasionally take a trip down to the ghettos of trenton, to kick poor people?

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I like it when the red water comes out.
Jan 27 2005 4:00PM
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.Blake.
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wow think about that comment, how does richness have anything to do with it being shitty? haha if there is money its not gonna be a shit hole asshole. and fuck that i dont compare quotes, i ski and fuck bitches haha


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Jan 27 2005 4:02PM
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twintipteles
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my point was, just because there are huge houses, and hummers up the yazoo, doesn't make the place good, i care much more about the quality of the people, and the skiing and wilderness nearby

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
Jan 27 2005 4:04PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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go down to trenton to kick poor people hahaha


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Jan 27 2005 4:04PM
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skiierman
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Well atleast you guys don't have to deal with Massachusetts. They all come here from Boston and they are the worst drivers you will ever see... or get in an accident with.





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Jan 27 2005 4:05PM
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.Blake.
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so you think everyone in jersey is an asshole then twintipteles?


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Jan 27 2005 4:07PM
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twintipteles
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yup, i open;y admit that us massholes suck at driving and life. we prolly consume more chocolate ice cream straight from the gallon tub than the rest of the first world combined. And most of us are rich, but we definitely suck mitt romneys long hard cock

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
Jan 27 2005 4:08PM
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.Blake.
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i dont know where you are going with that last post


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Jan 27 2005 4:16PM
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Anathema
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Jon Stewart is the man. Such a clever guy, and really good material.



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Jan 27 2005 4:33PM
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LostCarKeys
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Its a masshole thing^^
Jan 27 2005 4:35PM
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nsrhythmskier
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cool every fucking states has shitty parts in it...who cares how we drive how does that have anything to do with riding and our mountains...good talk the shit you want come to jersey and see for yourself you little bitch...


Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
Jan 27 2005 4:55PM
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twintipteles
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no born2skixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx- i don't think that everyone from jersey's an asshole, but that being rich doesn't make you a good person, or make a town a good place to live. I should know, i live in the middle of a shitload of rich towns, and most of the peeople suck

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
Jan 27 2005 6:11PM
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KillerMonkey
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I am in New Jersey
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Jan 27 2005 6:22PM
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.Blake.
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im not saying money makes people good i was just trying to explain that not all of jersey is a shithole like people think it is


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Jan 27 2005 7:44PM
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madtrix720
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i used to live on long island, NY. now i live in jersey and it sucks. still ski in NY now though.
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Jan 27 2005 8:01PM
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jflo453
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wat born2skixxx was saying was that not all of new jersey is industrial wasteland like most of u spoiled lil bastards think. We might not have hardcore utah wilderness, but only a small portion of the state, mostly round trenton and newark is actually 'shitty' By saying he lives in the countrys 3rd richest county (somerset or mercer right? whichever county has got princeton) he was trying to show that not all of newjersey is lower class immigrants collecting welfare. Too many people try to make generalizations about people, snowboarders are punks, racers are assholes, new jersey is a shithole, but ur rong, grow up
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Jan 27 2005 8:41PM
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aclsarescary
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hey jflow and born2skixxx what exit do you live on?

suckers, new jersey may have nice parts but your not going to change anyones mind, its too much fun to make fun of it.









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Jan 27 2005 8:43PM
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.Blake.
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thats fine make fun of it, im movin to colorado in august anyway


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Jan 27 2005 8:48PM
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Homebrewer19
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McGreevey. thats all i have to say.
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Jan 27 2005 8:57PM
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mackinnon
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word, danny kass is from new jersey and fucking rips.....so skiing wouldn't be any different...unless jon stewart really really sucks at skiing, which he probably does
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Jan 27 2005 9:20PM
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nsrhythmskier
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not everyone that lives in jersey is a shithead...and alot of riders from creek fucking rip so stop all this shit talkign cause you have never seen anyone ride from it
Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
Jan 27 2005 9:27PM
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eric@jerzy
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i dont get why every1 hates jerzy it is pritty sick and we have the biggest pipe in the east and the only east park with 2 wall rides

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Jan 27 2005 9:31PM
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jflo453
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born2skixxx- are u going to boulder with jrut?
Ski New Jersey
Jan 27 2005 9:51PM
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PBRburns
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i grew up in burns
Jan 27 2005 9:58PM
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kmo777
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skiing in jersey doesnt fuck u up besides the fact you dont get to ski powder...they replace powder with slush or ice...but the terrain parks are still good enough to get good







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Jan 27 2005 10:02PM
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Armadaguy
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jon stewart is amazing because he went on crossfire the proceeded to tell the host that that show was what is wrong with america
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Jan 27 2005 10:04PM
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sherLocke
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man mountain creek is pretty dank when it comes to rails and the pipe. and we have a huge wallride this year. they could work on the jumps though. but the rails are arguably the best in the east. there's tons of variety and uniqueness(sp?)


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Jan 27 2005 10:08PM
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BobYohan
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yeah i saw that interview, funny shit. i forgive jon stewart, but only because he is the man
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