Replying to gappers in the park.
texas tom and his minions of red neck inbreds crowd our parks, sit on our landings, and make things alot more dangerous. i bring this up because 3 weeks ago texas tom was trying to hit a jump to impress his buds, and he pussed out at the last second and turned right before the take-off. this offcourse threw Tom off balance and sent him slicing into an unsuspecting hiker, that happened to be me. his skis hit me in the legs and i couldnt ski for like 2 weeks.
so the next time you see a gapper battling through the park, launching off the jumps up to rails and yelling texas jargon, tell him to get the fuck out.
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