What I Love

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its anna kournikova, v. 2.0, with the ability to win.

-Joel

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I don't condone this.

Jan 26 2005 11:55PM

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kyle_w

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No Life

how comes all female tennis players have last names that end in 'ova'

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

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Jan 27 2005 12:00AM

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ski_Crystal

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um, excuse me, andy roddick. can you say hottie?
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Jan 27 2005 12:00AM

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SchweitzerSki

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and phillipoussis!!!(sp) they all end in ova because they are not american
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Jan 27 2005 12:02AM

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J.D.

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Sweet Jesus, we have a new champion idiot.

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Jan 27 2005 12:05AM

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Capurnicus

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I guess -ova means 'really fucking hot'.

And the Sharap of ova just missed like a million match points.

It's combining sports and ridiculously hot women, but mostly I guess it has to do with the fact that I absolutely dig atheltic girls.

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.

Jan 27 2005 12:07AM

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Public_Enemy0255

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i play tennis
buahha

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Jan 27 2005 12:08AM

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kyle_w

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^does your name end in 'ova', either way, youre pretty fucking hot

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO

Jan 27 2005 12:09AM

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petek

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i enjoy all russian women. Holy shit, imagine having a giant orgy with all of them.

The star wars of the 80's!!!

Jan 27 2005 12:11AM

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SkiBumDreams

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damn jd for some reason your comment just made me burst out laughing in the middle of my office.
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Jan 27 2005 11:55AM

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timber

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Insane

I met Sharapova, she's hotter in person.

Jan 27 2005 12:19PM

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freestyler540

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Spending valuable time on NS

Responsability,what's that?

Jan 27 2005 12:20PM

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lipen69

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shit, snapjibber2008 took my spot, fucker
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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.

Jan 27 2005 2:42PM

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EastCoastPride

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I looked it up..

'-ova'; suffix; Russian orig.

A suffix denoting the presence of extreme hotness and Russianness and tennisness but mostly supreme hotness and being hot and the dealings therein which pertain to being hot.

Ex: 'Duuuuuuuude that girl Sharapova is HOT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER'

-teddy
WWTJSD?

Jan 27 2005 2:58PM

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skichica128

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ski_Crystal, that is soo tru!! n my friend plays tennis n her name doesnt end in ova

Jan 27 2005 3:50PM

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timber

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^ Then she sucks and isn't hot.

Jan 27 2005 4:06PM

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LostCarKeys

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Why do womens tennis players grunt... and I am the only guy that it turns on...haha

Jan 27 2005 4:55PM

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LittleDevil720

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ha^ i never watch tennis so i wouldnt know

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Jan 27 2005 5:09PM

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xnick11

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ya tennis is the weakest sport ever...and that goes along with cc and track to
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Jan 27 2005 5:12PM

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DanDaSwede

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Pro

to take it back to the original subject >> I Love Life!
2 cool 4 school

Jan 27 2005 5:12PM

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SkierJulie

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back to this tennis thing... marat safin is hot. carlos moya is hot. tommy haas is hot. andy roddick is hot. rafael nadal is hot. i have pics of all of them from 2004 us open to prove my point if anyone does not believe me!!
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Jan 31 2005 2:40PM

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SteezePatrol

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they grunt no matter what...like wouldn't that get tireing?

East Coast of the West Coast

Jan 31 2005 2:54PM

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Itsbackfliptime

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I personally like Serena Williams. Buns of steel baby.

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Jan 31 2005 2:58PM

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Utahpowderskier

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Gotta go russian baby. My girlfriend is russian.
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Jan 31 2005 3:09PM

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SchweitzerSki

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eeeewwwww the wiliams' are like non human! no finesse. just manly gruntings and huge thighs
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ba-dum-ching!

Jan 31 2005 3:14PM

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hucker22

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ova....mmmmmmmmmmmm...willams.....ewwwwwww
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

Jan 31 2005 3:21PM

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